Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Ruun says:

    Hold my barrel for me while I take down this T-Rex.

  2. avatar Aaron says:

    The original “shoulder thing that goes up”

    1. avatar John Fritz says:


  3. avatar Aaron says:

    1. Under NFA rules, this is legal to own until you “colorize” it.
    2. The financial district employs a new permieter defense after anarchists set off a bomb downtown.
    3. OK… so you have your strong hand, your *support* hand, and your THIRD hand???

  4. avatar nemesis says:

    Cheney’s hunting buddy doesn’t stand a chance….

  5. avatar Stephen says:

    Chicago Imposes “Minimum Length” For All Concealed Carry Handguns

  6. avatar GS650G says:

    Mine is bigger than yours

  7. avatar John Fritz says:

    Oh, look. Another one of Gary James’ “Most Beautiful Handguns Ever Made”.

  8. avatar Jim says:

    “Sgt. Arthur Vance and Pvt. James Johnson demonstrate the tactical anti-locomotive rifle.”

  9. avatar Van says:

    Yo momma so big…

  10. avatar wade says:

    The great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather of the AT4.

  11. avatar Mark says:

    “Stimulus Funding Proves Boon to Obama Crony Firearms Company”

  12. avatar Pete says:

    Sylvester and his friend demonstrate the use of a punt gun to bag an entire flock of Congresscritters. “The big problem”, said Sylvester, “is that they are almost impossible to clean. We generally chop them up for fish bait,”

  13. avatar Aaron says:

    “We’re gonna need a bigger FOID card”

  14. avatar Phil H says:

    “Abner… could you move your head or take off your hat? I can’t see the chipmunk…”

  15. avatar VA Pete says:

    Gee I hope Uncle Mike’s makes a size 100 pocket holster….

  16. avatar Gabe says:

    “Are you sure this is a good idea?” ” Damn it Jeff YES! how else we’re going to get our point across. just hold still i can’t focus!”

  17. avatar Adam Z says:

    Barrett’s .50-cal rifles have got NOTHING on this!

  18. avatar wade says:

    Be vewy quiet, I’m hunting SUVs…

  19. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    Rules of a Gunfight
    1. Bring a gun
    2. Bring enough gun.
    2a. More than enough is also acceptable

  20. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    Compensating? Nope. It’s called “advertising”.

  21. avatar John says:

    John M. Browning’s less innovative cousin…

  22. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    sure beats the heck out of my plasma rifle in a 40w range

  23. avatar Jason R. says:

    With a few notable exceptions, Unconcealed Carry was generally not popular with the public.

  24. avatar Jason R. says:

    Nobody was happier with Gary’s notion to buy a carbine than Gary’s attendant.

  25. avatar Jason R. says:

    Sorry for the double… I felt lightning strike twice.

  26. avatar Tony says:

    This is what they mean when they say “bring out the big guns”.

  27. avatar Silver says:

    An early “manual” bipod.

  28. avatar Gossven says:

    Damnit Jenkins! I said fetch me my big gun.

  29. avatar Ralph says:

    And now, the Munchkinland Midgets will demonstrate the safe use of the Ruger 10/22.

  30. avatar Arms Dealer says:

    Sons of Guns and Top Shot combine forces for a “throw back” one hour special episode…

  31. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Don´t move! (or I can´t shoot you. stand still.)

  32. avatar Corey says:

    1. The first crew serve weapon
    2. Gun makers’ early attempts at making an extremelly accurate muzzle loader for sniper use….unfortunately staying hidden was an issue
    3. The the human bi-pod also doubles as spotter

  33. avatar Corey says:

    New definition to the term “hand cannon”

  34. avatar Matt in AZ says:

    “Wow, Henry you were right, that custom fit stock really does make it point more naturally!”

  35. avatar Varmint Hunter says:

    “Its percussion caps double as nice hats; light and laser sold separately.”

  36. avatar Texas Deputy says:

    When I said “PUNT”, I wanted you to kick the ball ….

  37. avatar Texas Deputy says:

    Remember, I told you to hold it tight into your shoulder so the recoil will not hurt you!

  38. avatar Mark says:

    ” I’ve heard of reach arounds” but come on!

  39. avatar Bob H says:

    The Farrel’s Ice Cream Parlour employees were determined to stop the “Zoo Runners” this time.

    (Not valid for anyone who doesn’t remember the original Farrel’s from the 1960s-1985)

    (Ask me about the announcements we didn’t make in front of the customers!)

  40. avatar Texas Deputy says:

    Robert you need to delete this photo immediately!
    ATF says that this gun is illegal because it is greater than .50cal, and is a destructive device.
    The guy does not have a destructive device permit.
    OSHA says that they are not wearing protective eyeware and hearing protection and a hard hat instead of one made of straw (huff and puff and ….)
    EEOC says that it must be banned because it shoots “[the typical muzzle loading propellant]”
    AL GORE is worried about what firing it would do to the environment; I would think that the cloud of smoke would block out the sun and lead to global cooling.
    TSA did not catch it when the guy was bringing it on the plane; they were too busy groping my grandmother’s private parts.

    Since there is no ram rod, I would like to see the guy that seated that charge!

    The Jolly Green Giant called, and asked for his small bore rifle back.

    In Baton Rouge, Will has outdone himself again – imagine that on a quad mount! “If you can imagine it, we can build it!”

    In NYC, Bloomberg would call that a “Saturday Night Special”

    Sheriff Arapiao wants one on the top of the county building so he can better cover the border.

    In Chicago, Rhambo just rented the 5th floor of the Sears Tower for a reload.

    In Austin, Rick Perry wants one in case he encounters a bigger coyote.

    In Washington, Pelosi wants to pass it before you can fire it.

    Obama’s solution for dealing with the Tea Party.

    Michelle Bachman’s husband says that if we pray over it, it might become a normal rifle again.

    Chaz Bono wants one – ’nuff said.

    J. Edgar Hoover loved his …

    How would Sigmund Freud explain it?

    What would Xaviera Hollander do with it?

    If you really want to know what it is, ask Monica Lewinsky; I am sure that she would recognize it.

  41. avatar Mike Howard says:

    “You may be able to hit him from here, but you do realize this leaves Joe Biden as President…?”

  42. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Okay, let’s talk ‘sight radius’.

  43. avatar Walrusleather says:

    it’s an 166 magnum It shoots thru schools and the houses behind them…

    (updated but thanks Johnny Dangerously)

    See them commies all ran away when I showed I could defend myself.

  44. avatar Joe R says:

    Excuse me while I whip something out…..

  45. avatar LordFelix says:

    George and Winston test fire the new ACME ‘Runner Getter’ gun for their #1 customer.

  46. avatar 07duallydog says:

    Does this make my butt look big ?

  47. avatar JJ Swiontek says:

    The new, 2-man conceal-carry.

  48. avatar Matthew says:

    The new Dallas Cowboys Punt return team!
    Go ahead and run, you’ll just die tired.
    Badges! We don’t need no stinkin badges!

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