Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - September 16, 2011 50 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Gender Fluid Rifle Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Do What To Your Guns? Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Show Me Where The Sign Hurt You Edition 50 COMMENTS Hold my barrel for me while I take down this T-Rex. Reply The original “shoulder thing that goes up” Reply 🙂 Reply 1. Under NFA rules, this is legal to own until you “colorize” it. 2. The financial district employs a new permieter defense after anarchists set off a bomb downtown. 3. OK… so you have your strong hand, your *support* hand, and your THIRD hand??? Reply Cheney’s hunting buddy doesn’t stand a chance…. Reply Chicago Imposes “Minimum Length” For All Concealed Carry Handguns Reply Ha! Reply Mine is bigger than yours Reply Oh, look. Another one of Gary James’ “Most Beautiful Handguns Ever Made”. Reply “Sgt. Arthur Vance and Pvt. James Johnson demonstrate the tactical anti-locomotive rifle.” Reply Yo momma so big… Reply The great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather of the AT4. Reply “Stimulus Funding Proves Boon to Obama Crony Firearms Company” Reply Sylvester and his friend demonstrate the use of a punt gun to bag an entire flock of Congresscritters. “The big problem”, said Sylvester, “is that they are almost impossible to clean. We generally chop them up for fish bait,” Reply “We’re gonna need a bigger FOID card” Reply “Abner… could you move your head or take off your hat? I can’t see the chipmunk…” Reply Gee I hope Uncle Mike’s makes a size 100 pocket holster…. Reply “Are you sure this is a good idea?” ” Damn it Jeff YES! how else we’re going to get our point across. just hold still i can’t focus!” Reply Barrett’s .50-cal rifles have got NOTHING on this! Reply Be vewy quiet, I’m hunting SUVs… Reply Rules of a Gunfight 1. Bring a gun 2. Bring enough gun. 2a. More than enough is also acceptable Reply Compensating? Nope. It’s called “advertising”. Reply John M. Browning’s less innovative cousin… Reply sure beats the heck out of my plasma rifle in a 40w range Reply With a few notable exceptions, Unconcealed Carry was generally not popular with the public. Reply Nobody was happier with Gary’s notion to buy a carbine than Gary’s attendant. Reply Sorry for the double… I felt lightning strike twice. Reply This is what they mean when they say “bring out the big guns”. Reply An early “manual” bipod. Reply Damnit Jenkins! I said fetch me my big gun. Reply And now, the Munchkinland Midgets will demonstrate the safe use of the Ruger 10/22. Reply Sons of Guns and Top Shot combine forces for a “throw back” one hour special episode… Reply Don´t move! (or I can´t shoot you. stand still.) Reply 1. The first crew serve weapon 2. Gun makers’ early attempts at making an extremelly accurate muzzle loader for sniper use….unfortunately staying hidden was an issue 3. The the human bi-pod also doubles as spotter Reply New definition to the term “hand cannon” Reply “Wow, Henry you were right, that custom fit stock really does make it point more naturally!” Reply “Its percussion caps double as nice hats; light and laser sold separately.” Reply When I said “PUNT”, I wanted you to kick the ball …. Reply Remember, I told you to hold it tight into your shoulder so the recoil will not hurt you! Reply ” I’ve heard of reach arounds” but come on! Reply The Farrel’s Ice Cream Parlour employees were determined to stop the “Zoo Runners” this time. (Not valid for anyone who doesn’t remember the original Farrel’s from the 1960s-1985) (Ask me about the announcements we didn’t make in front of the customers!) Reply Robert you need to delete this photo immediately! ATF says that this gun is illegal because it is greater than .50cal, and is a destructive device. The guy does not have a destructive device permit. OSHA says that they are not wearing protective eyeware and hearing protection and a hard hat instead of one made of straw (huff and puff and ….) EEOC says that it must be banned because it shoots “[the typical muzzle loading propellant]” AL GORE is worried about what firing it would do to the environment; I would think that the cloud of smoke would block out the sun and lead to global cooling. TSA did not catch it when the guy was bringing it on the plane; they were too busy groping my grandmother’s private parts. Since there is no ram rod, I would like to see the guy that seated that charge! The Jolly Green Giant called, and asked for his small bore rifle back. In Baton Rouge, Will has outdone himself again – imagine that on a quad mount! “If you can imagine it, we can build it!” In NYC, Bloomberg would call that a “Saturday Night Special” Sheriff Arapiao wants one on the top of the county building so he can better cover the border. In Chicago, Rhambo just rented the 5th floor of the Sears Tower for a reload. In Austin, Rick Perry wants one in case he encounters a bigger coyote. In Washington, Pelosi wants to pass it before you can fire it. Obama’s solution for dealing with the Tea Party. Michelle Bachman’s husband says that if we pray over it, it might become a normal rifle again. Chaz Bono wants one – ’nuff said. J. Edgar Hoover loved his … How would Sigmund Freud explain it? What would Xaviera Hollander do with it? If you really want to know what it is, ask Monica Lewinsky; I am sure that she would recognize it. Reply “You may be able to hit him from here, but you do realize this leaves Joe Biden as President…?” Reply Okay, let’s talk ‘sight radius’. Reply it’s an 166 magnum It shoots thru schools and the houses behind them… (updated but thanks Johnny Dangerously) See them commies all ran away when I showed I could defend myself. Reply Excuse me while I whip something out….. Reply George and Winston test fire the new ACME ‘Runner Getter’ gun for their #1 customer. Reply Does this make my butt look big ? Reply The new, 2-man conceal-carry. Reply The new Dallas Cowboys Punt return team! or Go ahead and run, you’ll just die tired. or Badges! We don’t need no stinkin badges! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.