Weekend Photo Caption Contest

courtesy escapistmagazine.com


  1. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Hey stop touching my…..

    Oh never mind…

    1. avatar stokeslawyer says:

      She’s obviously compensating for something

  2. avatar Mrt says:

    “how anyone shoots up a school with this weapon of war, is beyond me”

    1. avatar WRH says:

      That is just plain terrible. There is no humor in children’s deaths.

      1. avatar TheBear says:

        It doesn’t really make sense

  3. avatar Jay1987 says:


  4. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    If it only had another inch!

  5. avatar Michael Reed says:

    Looks like one of those “punt guns” that were prevalent on the Chesapeake Bay back in the day. Professional hunters could slide up to a flock of water birds (of which there were and still are many) and cut loose with this thing to take the whole flock at one go. Or so the older timers claimed. Illegal nowadays, of course.

  6. Yes, Virginia, size *does* matter!

  7. avatar John in AK says:

    “Is that a breech-loading swivel-mounted punt gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”

    1. avatar Justin Stasiowski says:

      Winner. Give this man a P320.

  8. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Two questions…

    1) Can I take this home?
    2) Where do I put the batteries?

  9. avatar Pudd says:

    Hey honey look at this! It says, “Previously owned by Andre Rene Roussimoff who carried it as a concealed weapon for self defense until the day he died, January 27 1993.”

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Whoa — Andre the Giant reference FTW!

      I drank with him a couple of times at an Argentine restaurant in NYC not far from Madison Square Garden. One of the other wrestlers (who was unpredictable, wink wink) was a friend of mine at the time. Don’t ask me about those episodes because I remember exactly nothing. Damn, the big guy could really drink.

  10. avatar tmm says:

    Paul Bunyan EDC

  11. avatar Burnout says:

    I don’t know how they walk around with these things.

  12. avatar usriflecaliber.30m1 says:

    This makes Hi-Points seem compact.

  13. avatar Harry says:

    you can load this with a 30 round magazine clip and shoot it in 1/2 a second.

  14. avatar Wendy says:

    “How do those Chipotle Commandos manage to get around with one of these?”

  15. avatar Jim says:

    Oh my this might hurt

  16. avatar Sammy says:

    If this is his rifle, I can’t wait to see his gun.

  17. avatar Jim says:

    Origin of the Big Bang theory.

  18. avatar Newt421 says:

    I wonder if this is the shoulder thingy that goes up?

    1. avatar DM says:

      Damn, you beat me too it.

  19. avatar Gunr says:

    North American Arms, maker of the tiny mini revolvers, decides to expand their line a bit.

  20. avatar Paul G. says:

    “Perfect weapon for the OC rally!!”

  21. avatar rhampton says:

    Women simply can’t resist fingering very long guns. Believe it or not!

  22. avatar blahpony says:

    Is this the fighting or the fun one?

  23. avatar esitue says:

    It that a corn dog in your purse or are you just happy to,,,,never mind

  24. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    1. Assume every stairwell is loaded until you check it yourself
    2. Never take stairs that lead somewhere you’re unwilling to travel
    3. Keep your fingers off of the railing until you’re ready to walk!
    4. Know your hallway and what’s beyond it

  25. avatar tfunk says:

    New York legal SBR

  26. avatar hardlife_nef says:

    Now all I need is a trackpoint and google glass.

  27. avatar Ryan says:

    A marriageable woman

  28. avatar AaronW says:

    Hands off the railgun please…

  29. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    I believe this is the proper placement of a buttstock

  30. avatar Steve In MA says:

    “Where does the clip go?”

  31. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    So is this the shoulder thing that goes up?

  32. avatar Elliotte says:

    1. “His gun is how big?!?”

    2. I bet he’s had a lot of women on his gun

  33. avatar the ruester says:

    Amanda Marcotte; “…this guys c*#!k must have been MICROSCOPIC…”

  34. avatar seth says:

    Hmmm… Open carry of long guns… This one should qualify…

  35. avatar HeySpanky says:

    “Carefull. If you rub it, it goes off for, like no reason….”

  36. avatar TheBear says:

    Tastes like chicken.

  37. avatar John L. says:

    Gerald Bull’s high school shop project.

    1. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

      LMAO…Wonder how many get that?

      1. avatar John in AK says:

        Nope, not nearly enough side-barrels.

      2. avatar AaronW says:

        Spot the Mossad agents hidden in the picture, and win a second prize…

  38. avatar dh34 says:

    is this what it looks like before or after you lie to me?

  39. avatar Felix says:

    He said she said.

  40. avatar dave says:

    So that is where the first model of the HARP ended up.

    Saw the one at Yuma Proving grounds… she’s a MONSTER!

  41. avatar dh34 says:

    Once you go….

    you never go back

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:

      ^ Win! LOL!

  42. avatar PeterK says:

    Bad news? You only got one shot. Good news? It’ll take out an area roughly the size of Rhode Island.

  43. avatar mike says:

    That’s what she said…

  44. avatar Gunr says:

    New dual purpose gun. Shoots 22 short, or 20 MM cannon shell
    Mice to mammoths.

    P.S. And anything in between!

  45. avatar FsN says:

    Is that all you got?

  46. avatar koolaidedude says:

    World’s first and only tampon launcher! “Hell I could plug Betty at 300 yards with this”

  47. avatar Florida300Blk says:

    Joe Biden told me to go buy a shotgun. So I did.

  48. avatar Zachary marrs says:

    Hm. I guess we ARE compensating for something

  49. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Becky always was a size queen!

  50. avatar David says:

    So this is what made the woolly mammoth extinct!

  51. avatar Colin p says:

    Please have a vibrate feature.

  52. avatar Great Scot says:

    Mine’s bigger than yours…

  53. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    “Interesting. Does it come in pink camo?”

  54. avatar 45acp says:

    “Honey, yours is so small compared to this one. Wish I would have known that before we got married.”

  55. avatar Anthony O. says:

    “…never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string, cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues…. I take a look at my enormous punt gun, and my troubles start a melting away”

  56. avatar AaronW says:

    “Someone keeps stealing the sign… reserved strictly for use against graboids…”

  57. avatar Stephen Rivera says:

    Best retort to inflated numbers I’ve ever seen

  58. avatar cmeat says:

    “it’s engraved ‘custom made by flues for joe piscopo. it shoots through banks'”.

    1. avatar cmeat says:

      that should have read ‘danny vermin’. apologies.

    2. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once… Once!”

      And who could forget – ” You shouldn’t kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once…”
      [Stumbles in pain]

      – from Johnny Dangerously (1984)

  59. avatar cmeat says:

    “with three daughters i’ve got to stash some pamprin somewhere…”

  60. avatar lolinski says:

    “6 tricks on how to add inches to your gun!”

  61. avatar sightpicture says:

    This is not a caption. I’m just confused.
    Where is her other hand? She best not be strokin the trigger!

  62. avatar Morgan Y. says:

    I can’t imagine the wedding that was forced upon by this…

  63. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    Dad sits in the living room cleaning this when a guy comes to take me out. I don’t understand why I’ve never been asked out on a second date.

  64. avatar Icabod says:

    Yes, but do the laws let you carry it concealed?

  65. avatar Mr. Big One says:

    Penis envy.

  66. avatar JAS says:

    Is that your punt gun or are just you happy to see me? I just had to touch it to make sure.

  67. avatar Rebecca says:

    The plaque says that it is a punt gun. I’ve never seen anything like this used in a football game. Men are just beyond all understanding. This makes no sense at all. I’m going shopping.

  68. avatar colin says:

    This is my handbag carry! You should see my long gun…..

  69. avatar endless nameless says:

    the king kong strap-on.

  70. avatar J. Vindictive says:

    “Mary claims her new thigh holster won’t print no matter how large of a gun she carries”

  71. avatar O-Hebi says:

    Yours is definitely bigger than mine!

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