Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 13, 2014 85 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: They Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Assault Cow Edition Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot At Taurus Owners Edition 85 COMMENTS Hey stop touching my….. Oh never mind… Reply She’s obviously compensating for something Reply “how anyone shoots up a school with this weapon of war, is beyond me” Reply That is just plain terrible. There is no humor in children’s deaths. Reply It doesn’t really make sense Reply BEST LADIES ROOM ACCESSORY EVER!!! Reply If it only had another inch! Reply Looks like one of those “punt guns” that were prevalent on the Chesapeake Bay back in the day. Professional hunters could slide up to a flock of water birds (of which there were and still are many) and cut loose with this thing to take the whole flock at one go. Or so the older timers claimed. Illegal nowadays, of course. Reply Yes, Virginia, size *does* matter! Reply “Is that a breech-loading swivel-mounted punt gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” Reply Winner. Give this man a P320. Reply Two questions… 1) Can I take this home? 2) Where do I put the batteries? Reply Hey honey look at this! It says, “Previously owned by Andre Rene Roussimoff who carried it as a concealed weapon for self defense until the day he died, January 27 1993.” Reply Whoa — Andre the Giant reference FTW! I drank with him a couple of times at an Argentine restaurant in NYC not far from Madison Square Garden. One of the other wrestlers (who was unpredictable, wink wink) was a friend of mine at the time. Don’t ask me about those episodes because I remember exactly nothing. Damn, the big guy could really drink. Reply Paul Bunyan EDC Reply I don’t know how they walk around with these things. Reply This makes Hi-Points seem compact. Reply you can load this with a 30 round magazine clip and shoot it in 1/2 a second. Reply “How do those Chipotle Commandos manage to get around with one of these?” Reply Oh my this might hurt Reply If this is his rifle, I can’t wait to see his gun. Reply Origin of the Big Bang theory. Reply I wonder if this is the shoulder thingy that goes up? Reply Damn, you beat me too it. Reply North American Arms, maker of the tiny mini revolvers, decides to expand their line a bit. Reply “Perfect weapon for the OC rally!!” Reply Women simply can’t resist fingering very long guns. Believe it or not! Reply Is this the fighting or the fun one? Reply It that a corn dog in your purse or are you just happy to,,,,never mind Reply 1. Assume every stairwell is loaded until you check it yourself 2. Never take stairs that lead somewhere you’re unwilling to travel 3. Keep your fingers off of the railing until you’re ready to walk! 4. Know your hallway and what’s beyond it Reply New York legal SBR Reply Now all I need is a trackpoint and google glass. Reply A marriageable woman Reply Hands off the railgun please… Reply I believe this is the proper placement of a buttstock Reply “Where does the clip go?” Reply So is this the shoulder thing that goes up? Reply 1. “His gun is how big?!?” 2. I bet he’s had a lot of women on his gun Reply http://thedailybanter.com/2013/01/a-gun-wont-make-your-penis-larger/ This one will. Reply Amanda Marcotte; “…this guys c*#!k must have been MICROSCOPIC…” Reply Hmmm… Open carry of long guns… This one should qualify… Reply “Carefull. If you rub it, it goes off for, like no reason….” Reply Tastes like chicken. Reply Gerald Bull’s high school shop project. Reply LMAO…Wonder how many get that? Reply Nope, not nearly enough side-barrels. Reply Spot the Mossad agents hidden in the picture, and win a second prize… Reply is this what it looks like before or after you lie to me? Reply He said she said. Reply So that is where the first model of the HARP ended up. Saw the one at Yuma Proving grounds… she’s a MONSTER! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_HARP Reply Once you go…. you never go back Reply ^ Win! LOL! Reply Bad news? You only got one shot. Good news? It’ll take out an area roughly the size of Rhode Island. Reply That’s what she said… Reply New dual purpose gun. Shoots 22 short, or 20 MM cannon shell Mice to mammoths. P.S. And anything in between! Reply Is that all you got? Reply World’s first and only tampon launcher! “Hell I could plug Betty at 300 yards with this” Reply Joe Biden told me to go buy a shotgun. So I did. Reply Hm. I guess we ARE compensating for something Reply Becky always was a size queen! Reply So this is what made the woolly mammoth extinct! Reply Please have a vibrate feature. Reply Mine’s bigger than yours… Reply “Interesting. Does it come in pink camo?” Reply “Honey, yours is so small compared to this one. Wish I would have known that before we got married.” Reply “…never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string, cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues…. I take a look at my enormous punt gun, and my troubles start a melting away” Reply “Someone keeps stealing the sign… reserved strictly for use against graboids…” Reply http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/2821w2/the_gun_lobbys_new_tactic_redefining_school/ Reply Best retort to inflated numbers I’ve ever seen Reply “it’s engraved ‘custom made by flues for joe piscopo. it shoots through banks'”. Reply that should have read ‘danny vermin’. apologies. Reply “You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once… Once!” And who could forget – ” You shouldn’t kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once…” [Stumbles in pain] – from Johnny Dangerously (1984) Reply “with three daughters i’ve got to stash some pamprin somewhere…” Reply “6 tricks on how to add inches to your gun!” Reply This is not a caption. I’m just confused. Where is her other hand? She best not be strokin the trigger! Reply I can’t imagine the wedding that was forced upon by this… Reply Dad sits in the living room cleaning this when a guy comes to take me out. I don’t understand why I’ve never been asked out on a second date. Reply Yes, but do the laws let you carry it concealed? Reply Penis envy. Reply Is that your punt gun or are just you happy to see me? I just had to touch it to make sure. Reply The plaque says that it is a punt gun. I’ve never seen anything like this used in a football game. Men are just beyond all understanding. This makes no sense at all. I’m going shopping. Reply This is my handbag carry! You should see my long gun….. Reply the king kong strap-on. Reply “Mary claims her new thigh holster won’t print no matter how large of a gun she carries” Reply Yours is definitely bigger than mine! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.