Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 6, 2014 98 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Best Case Scenario Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Thanksgiving Party Game Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Get Outta Here With That Noise Edition 98 COMMENTS Short arm part of the gear check. Reply Is this photoshopped or is this the German army in 1945? Reply in reality I think they’ve gotten to the “ford every stream” part of “Climb Every Mountain,” I wouldn’t want to march in soaked wool especially in those boots. Reply Fighting in the Boxer Rebellion, perhaps? Hoping for a brief gun battle? “Removing the soaked trousers was the SECOND thing that these German soldiers did on seeing the approaching Allied armada…” Reply Long before “Don’t ask,don’t tell”. Reply Combat loads are all about priorities, boys. Reply The German variation on the “Elephant Walk” Reply DAMNIT CARL!!!! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU TAKE ALL OUR PANTS TO THE CLEANER AT THE SAME TIME!?!?!? Reply Always the model of German efficiency, this group of soldiers has de-pantsed in preparation to use the latrine. Reply Guys, I’ve a great idea…its called high speed, low drag… Reply Where are the battalion’s trousers? Hogan!!! Reply I don’t understand. That makes no sense. What is the cultural reference I am missing? I KNOW NOTHING! Reply …nothing, nothing… I don’t know if you were being sarcastic, but I think you’ve got it just fine. 😀 Reply Not the last time the Germans were caught with their pants down. Reply Sorry folks!! Casting for Ziegfeld’s List is now closed. Thank you for coming. Reply “Well sling your Mausers and drop your trousers… We’re goin’ to war!!” Reply +1 Reply Sometimes soldiers just make an ass of themselves. Reply Staging area for LGBT parade Add letters as you see fit Reply The soldiers were excited to get their new kilts, made from the same material as the Emperor’s new outfit. Reply Troops assembling for BVD-Day, 1944. Reply The field expedient way to deal with E. coli infected rations. Reply Hammer Squad reassembles after completing an air-drop using parachute pants. Reply Another Casual Friday in the German army… Reply Now just bend over and wait for the Americans to arrive! Reply Us Germans don’t wear no stinkin’ kilts. Reply Have gun, will travel Have pants, who cares? Military test 10045. Shrinkage, myth or fact? Reply Close quarters weapons drill Reply Another day at the proving grounds, where the OPFOR group didn’t have a chance when put up against the new generation of Pantsers. Reply you know in all seriousness that looks like a great way to get a cheap & easy vasectomy Reply OK……now we find out who really stole the soap. Reply I hear the beach in Stalingrad is fabulous this time of year. I’m sure we’ll be back before it gets cold. Reply Eager young members of the Wehrmacht line up for a shot at stardom in Debbie Does Dresden. Reply HA! This gets my vote. Too bad that film bombed. Reply Tactical pants optional. Reply Alright men, the good news: you get to change your pants. Bad news: you change with him, you change with him, you change… Reply You have the right to bare (bear) arms, too. Reply Pants of dance off the new road to peace Reply Part of Hugo Boss’ contract with the SS stipulated that soldiers were required to wear the top at all times so as to allow them to constantly show off their brand. Reply “Just over this ridge boys and we’ll catch the Jerries with their pants down!” Reply lol Reply They just blitzkrieged their pants. Reply The company had learned from experience how to prepare for a 3-hour pass… Reply They conquered Paris, conquered France, now we see their underpants. Reply On a more serious note it does look like they are about to cross a stream Reply History would forget that “SS” stood for “short shorts.” Reply Anticipating a hopeful welcoming by French girls, select units of the Wehrmacht’s 352nd division prepare to enter Paris. Reply No way dude, she wasn’t even born then! Reply Convinced that his men were superior in every way, Hitler decided he would shame the British into surrender. Reply Yet he and the Brits both shared the shame with the French. Reply We’ll just hang loose for a minute while we figure out what all those ships are doing out there in the Channel…. Reply “Vere iss der Justice? Der Fuerher iss der liar, und OUR pantzen catchen fire!” Reply TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!!! Sorry, but you will NEVER live that one down as long as I’m around. Reply Hitler was so sure the Russians would be defeated before the brutal Russian winter set in that he sent his troops into battle without winter clothing. Many of the Germans troops were not even equipped with pants. Reply Sgt. Yul Bendova prepares the squad for battle. Reply The Blitz was so fast, some and there pants couldn’t keep up. Reply The German army if Hitler came out of the closet Reply One simple error on the part of the clerk ordering uniforms, and everybody’s angry. Reply Everyone stay in time with the music now. “Tip toe, through the tulips…..” Reply The last time the infantry made fun of the quartermaster. Reply OK, men, you can’t have both! You either give us your rifle or your pants, your choice! Reply Obama’s civilian military marches to war. Reply Dick Shawn checking out his dancers in “Springtime For Hitler”. Reply Assualt pants not allowed -CA Reply Won’t need the boat leave it at the kaserne you said. Your cousin Hans in the Kriegsmarine will get us to England you said. Or your sister Bertha the Lufthansa flightfrau will get us on a plane you said. Now that dumbass Hilter wants us to walk across the Channel Reply It looks like they’re getting ready for an Ernst Rohm “junk on the bunk” inspection. Reply Nazi swim team? Reply “And we’ll have FUN FUN FUN till Hitler takes our Tiger away-e-ay!” Reply After having watched the famous kilt flashing scene at the Battle of Stirling Bridge in the film Braveheart. Hitler ordered an entire division to drop their trousers at the Pas-de-Calais within eyeshot of the British coast. Reply Maybe if we make our legs real pretty looking for the Russians, they’ll show mercy on us….. Reply Open auditions for Lili Von Shtupp’s troupe. Reply Well boys, you all went out and had a good time and now you all have the hot silver wire treatment coming. Who’s first? Reply Time to get in the Pantzer! jawohl! Reply Drop your cocks and grab your socks Reply Frank Costanza cooked the chow, which led to a run on the latrines, which led to a long wait line. The men had no choice. They were forced to don their pants because many could not make it! THE HORROR! Reply I doff my hat trousers to you… Reply There it is; the reason I’ve never joined the military. After my first engagement, I’d probably have to change pants too. Pretty soon I’d be out of pants. Reply Eine Stunde Reinigung, meinen Arsch!! Reply Eagerly anticipating their first night in Paris, the III Korps’ crack Can-Can Team rehearses for their debut performance at the Folies Bergere. Reply Fortunately for the Allies, the Germans never fully implemented their Neinhosen Shock Troops. Reply Look, fellas, I don’t know what your deal is, but if you promise not to tell I promise not to ask. Reply This is your “caption if the day”? I didn’t see one 70th anniversary of d-day post today. Had a lot if other bs posts, but not one on dday. What a disgrace. Reply What’s wrong with making fun of Krauts on the D-Day anniversary? Don’t know in bars all over America that day, people were singing, “Der Feurher’s Face”? Reply Auditioning for a part in “The Producers”. “Springtime…for Hitler…in Germany”. Reply The German army’s bladders were no match for the ferocity of the Allied forces. Reply Due to the French playing possum at the sight of a rifle, the capture of France was more of a barefoot stroll in the country for these Jerrys. Reply The German officers crossed the Rhine, Parlez Vous The German officers crossed the Rhine, Parlez Vous etc. etc. Reply Zee Americans said they’re going to beat the pants off of us, joke’s on them… Reply We don’t even need pants when we go to war with France! Reply Wrong line! Panzer Bridage line is to the left… this is the De-Panzer Brigade Reply Ummm, this was last Friday at Max Mosely’s BBQ. Reply It took some experimenting before the German Pantzer units were ready for action. Reply The SS Depantser Division prepares for battle! Reply No seriously, this is what ALL Operators are doing theses days, I saw it on James Yeagers last YouTube vid! Reply Oh man. I can’t help but be reminded of 4 particular friends of mine. They are in the National Guard, and man a Stryker and the big ass mortar tube so lovingly affixed to it. They are “The pantsless mortar crew of Bravo Company” Every time they go away to drill, they return with videos of themselves and the other guys in full gear, minus pants of course, raining down 120mm HE rounds as fast as they can. It’s pretty funny seeing how intense and into it they get, and then the camera pans down and you see they are doing it without pants on. It may be a bit juvenile, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see it. Reply Hitler’s promise to Poland was kept…technically. “There will be no boots on the ground.” Reply Non-wedgie undies. Reply Sequestration in all it’s glory. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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