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  1. Safe sex? How much safer can it get. We’re encased in laser proof armor from head to foot. Time we get this crap off we’ll forget why we were undressing in the first place.

  2. “I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where is the Slave Leia outfit?” – Grand MUFF Tarkin

  3. You idiot…I spent all day at the hair dressers’ getting ready for this party. And you..why are you just standing there…UNTANGLE US!

  4. “Haha! You’ll shoot me will you? Here let me help out. Seriously, why do they even give you guns? Why not just give up and dust off your halberd?”

    Worked better back with Pope Benedict…

  5. “We understand, Ms. Fisher, but principal photography has already started and we really need you to put away the cocaine and get back on set immediately.”

  6. “This is the sort of thing that happens when you register your assault blasters. They said they wouldn’t confiscate. It’s a trap, I said!”
    – Admiral Ackbar

  7. “Aren’t you a little small for a stormtrooper?”
    “Shut up, it’s cold in here!”

    • That is physically impossible for anyone who’s ever seen the Star Wars Holiday Special

  8. In the future, police officers in the Empire State will have cool looking uniforms, the latest in electronic weaponry, but will still miss their targets, even at point blank range.

  9. That’s it! I can’t go through with it! You guys just look soooooooo stupid, this Star Wars fantasy threesome is not happening.

  10. “LOL, you guys think I’m going down with you? I’m going to tell them you brainwashed me to think you’re the Tatooine Liberation Army and that you kidnapped me and forced me to commit this robbery with you.”

  11. I don’t mind doing it with twins so who’s first I’m not a double act , But willing. Blasters in the cardboard batteries not included.

  12. I think I’ve got a Babel Fish in this ear. Can you give me a really weak shot in there to help me get it out, please?

    Ten points if you know where the Babel Fish reference came from.

  13. Please help us save Kirsten Joy Weiss from the clutches of the Feds from the Death Star!

  14. See how easy this can if cooperate, Again Now which neighbors and family members do you think may still posses “Weapons still”

  15. Princess Leia was arrest today by Imperial troopers for multiple charges including operating a X-wing while Intoxicated, wreckless endagerment of an Ewok, and Herding Nerf without a license.

  16. Let’s get something straight princess, we’re bad-ass Stormtroopers of the Empire, got it! And our helmets do not make us look like two giant white penises.

  17. “Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?” Lois Griffin
    “Stay here and rot you stuck up b*^ch.” Chris Griffin

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