Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - January 24, 2014 93 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: I’m Not Mad I’m Disappointed Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Your Next Task Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Wakeup Call (Part 2) Edition 93 COMMENTS Ok fido, you go get the cat nip smugglers, I’ll cover you from here. Reply Dad… Dad.. He is the one that took my bone! Reply Is that a Reising? Reply I think so. I dig the ol M50. Reply Yep, unsuited for the rigors of combat it was relegated to second line duties. Reply There are a couple on gun broker right now for 5,500 bucks. What a cool lead delivery device. On my list. Reply If you get one look for the markings. They were quickly removed from military service and most went to police departments and prisons. Where they mostly sat unused in armories. Yup. These are marked DPD on the stock. Ad says Dallas. http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=388332069 About 8 pictures down. Did you see the buggered screw head? A reising. A police armory queen with buggered screws. I wouldn’t buy it. Even if it was legal in CA. http://ww2db.com/image.php?image_id=12047 Caption on this site says: United States Coast Guardsman with M50 Reising submachine gun and dog on a beach in the United States, circa 1941-1945 Reply A man, his dog, and a Reising M40 SMG. Better prepared than Great Britain me thinks. Reply BTW, I mean M50. Reply Spotter dog’s grand pappy. Reply Rare photo unearthed of Rin tin-tin’s grandpappy during his years with the Navy. Reply Most likely Coast Guard Beach Patrol, not the Navy. Reply Uhhh, grandson? Rin Tin Tin was WWI, the M-50 Reising was WWII. The pic was actually taken from the Wikipedia entry for the M-50. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M50_Reising Nice try… Reply 1918-1932 but there were multiple generations. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rin_Tin_Tin Reply What’s that boy? Тимми fell down the скважина? Reply Winner!( Wish I could say it in Cyrillic) Reply 1. Google Translate. 2. Copy. 3. Paste. It’s easy! Like being President! Reply Spinach? Who needs spinach? Reply Ok boss, you shoot em, and I’ll drag em back… by the way, what’s our limit? Reply OK, boy nothing to worry about……. It’s not just a donkey it’s those liberal A$$ES coming for our rights sick-em! Reply A gun and a dog – the two best friends of man. Reply Sailor: “They say these Nazis are crazy sons of bitches. Can’t be trusted.” “Say kid, what kind of shepherd did you say you were?” Dog: “…..Uh, Australian?” Reply LOL! Why do I like this one so much? Reply Win. Reply This one wins. Reply Here we see a sailer being instructed in the finer points of marksmanship. Reply This is the only safe German on this beach Reply Winner! Reply Photo Exceprt: The Hunt for the Designer of the Navy Dress Blue Uniform Reply The liberal media’s new pet peeve….the sand castle laws Reply USCG not Navy 😉 Reply +1 Reply Dangit Rin-Tin-Tin, I know they’re lead bullets, but we’ve been shipwrecked here for weeks, and those sandpipers look mighty tasty! Reply What’s that, Lassie? Cuomo wants my gun? We’ll tell him it fell down a well! Reply It’s not gay underway, it’s only queer at the pier. Reply SHARK! Reply “I’m glad you came and got me boy, you’re right, that’s one big freakin’ cat!” WG Reply Although Seaman John Stenson and his German Shepard Hans, were stationed on California Coastal Patrol during WW2, there were no Shiba Inu’s available to act as translators if the Japanese invaded. It was hoped that because of the Axis Aliance, there would be at least a few Jap troops that spoke German. Reply SM Smukatelli, was not happy about todays dress blue inspection. Ok boy, where were those seagulls, see if they shit on my uniform again. Yes you can have as many as you want and a steak too. Reply Man’s best friend, and a dog. Reply Did you see that, boy? There’s a little village down there. And a fat guy in a blue shirt yellin’ at a little skinny guy in a red shirt. Maybe they know how to get off this island! Reply Ahh yes the Jonas Grumby and his little buddy. like Reply +1 Winner … for the best use of an obscure Gilligan’s Island reference. Reply Check out the sling, taut to the mag Ship shape or what? Reply The concept of “beach-babe hunting” was lost on these two. Reply Plan A: Find Timmy, no Lassie, I get RTT Plan B: Improvise, adapt, overcome, SNAFU Reply Schutzhund? More like Shootzhund. I crack myself up. Reply “The cast of Jersey shore, was finally going down.” Reply Fetch! Reply this. I was going to say ‘ready? fetch!’ Reply Realizing that Lassie’s Southern accent made him think Timmy was stuck in a “whale,” Gilligan planned revenge with help from Rin Tin Tin. Reply Sailor: Dog, I hope you’re ready to kill those German bastards! Dog: Uhh… Reply “Listen, Nimrod. I can fetch a ball. I can fetch a stick. But even Lassie can’t fetch a freakin’ bullet.” Reply Well boy, it’s just you and me. Them Nazis don’t stand a chance. Reply The adventures of doughboy and kraut Shepard. Reply I’ll shoot em, and then YOU eat them!! Reply Look out, Fido, the tide is Reising. Reply Glad I read all of them before posting, because this was going to be my idea haha. Reply The opening scene of a Roger Corman movie. Reply I’m not fetchin anything until you take your booger hook off the bang switch. Reply I know you expected something else when I said “Hey lets go check out some b1tches at the beach”, but – hey wait – Is that Keeanu making another surfer movie? Ok I’ll drop him. You fetch him. Disaster averted. Reply I’ll quote the defenders of Wake Island… Reply Coast Guard photo ops: enraging the real warriors since 1942. Reply The coast guard has fought in every war since the revolution. Reply Ok, skipper. Reply Cool picture. Reply Navy S.E.A.L., the early years with a mark 1 mod zero hair missile. Reply Hair missile, +1 Reply I’ll shoot em & then you go bite them. We’ll teach those clam diggers to poach on our beach, Randy Reply Dogs and guns. Looks like MURRCA. Reply Looks like the dog is leaving more than paw-prints in the sand. Good boy! Reply “We’ll take out that MG nest, then storm the tren- No! They don’t have bacon! God!.” Reply Very Gun. Happy doge. Many strife. Much German. Wow So Navy. Wow Reply This coast guard disguise didn’t fool em. Coppers still on my tail. Luckily they always shoot the dog first. (I think it is a rule) Do you feel lucky? well do you Lucky? do you boy? Reply Somebody just stole the wrong goddamn box of Cracker Jack… Reply I LOL’d. Reply +1 now THAT is funny. Reply Did you see that, boy? Fonzi totally just cleared that shark! Reply My Dad told stories of M50s and jack rabbit hunting in the CA desert . The perks of being an AO Reply I had this two GI Joe figures when I was a kid. Reply But I only have 12 rounds and there are 30 squirrels! Reply Timmy and Rinnie join the Navy, save the world, get married and live happily ever after. Reply Watching the Reising sun! Reply Back when men were men and did not whine and complain all the time. Reply This is the last time a kid is going to fall into that well lassie! Reply Aim for the Cat!!!!!! Reply LAND SHARK!!! Reply “OK, Fido… I’m going to clip this sling to your collar, and your right paw comes up under the barrel like this… Then you take your left paw and…” Reply Sorry boy, you’re too short to be a Coastie; we have to be at least 6′ tall so we can walk to shore if the ship sinks. Reply The military didn’t issue me any sunglasses. I’m sun blind and can’t see anything. I will shoot the first thing I hear! “ARAFF-ARAFF.” “BANG-BANG-BANG.” I just won another medal. drmrs 1/28/2014 Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.