Weekend Photo Caption Contest

[h/t DrVino]

(Clicking on photo will take you to NSFW site)


  1. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Apparently, someone hasn’t heard the 21 foot rule.

  2. avatar William Burke says:

    They’re carrying Morning Glories. I thought I thought up the name, because the first picture of one I saw was posed with a morning glory, but they may actually be nicknamed Morning Glory. It’s a good name, no matter where it came from, though.

  3. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    AG demonstrating the proper technique to utilize when ATF agents refuse to run guns illegally to Mexico

  4. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Wrap that sling around the front sight like your comrad!

  5. avatar BT in Afghan says:

    N Korean soldiers misteriously attacked by ninja assassin as Fearless Leader arrives in his minivan.

  6. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Size 10 in the ass: the original assault weapon.

  7. avatar Phil says:

    You try to live your life as an Asian avoiding all racist stereotypes; you’re bad at math, hate rice, become a great driver, are a hit with the ladies, then you join the military and somebody shows up dressed as a ninja. Come on Wang!

    1. avatar Werewolf1021 says:

      You no mess with Lo Wang!

      1. avatar AznMike says:

        Lol, Shadow Warrior. Nice.

        1. avatar Sixpack70 says:

          The remastered version is on Steam for $10. I had a lot of fun on that game but the shareware I felt had the best jokes and one liners.

  8. avatar Gunr, from Oregon says:

    One foot two foot slew foot rag, dance your baby to the sugar foot rag!

  9. avatar AznMike says:

    This time on GI Joe, watch Snake Eyes infiltrate the Cobra base alone.

    1. avatar Lee says:

      “Craig would soon find out, that his ninja-tactical-invisibility suit, did not function as promised. This would lead to a decidedly high-drag and unpleasant end for him.”

      1. avatar BT in Afghan says:

        good initiative, bad judgement.

  10. avatar Fruzi says:

    Are those the new Air Jordanians?

  11. avatar JasonM says:

    Sadly Kim Jong Il was unable to complete the epic film detailing his single handed defeat of the South Korean army before his death.

  12. avatar AaronW says:

    “Your form is terrible! Get back to the minivan and start over!”

  13. avatar wheelgun dunn says:

    After much frustration the N. Korean army resorts to Ninjas to motivate the troops.

  14. avatar -Peter says:

    After an embarrassing loss to an injured Daniel LaRuso at the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament, Johnny embarks on a mission to redeem himself and Cobra Kai as a close-quarters instructor for Al Qaeda.

    1. avatar the ruester says:


    2. avatar tom w a glock says:

      Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner, folks! (MIB reference)

  15. avatar Chris. says:

    NINJA ATTACK! If only we had some Pirates to defend ourselves…

    Oh wait… Right…


  16. avatar tmm says:


  17. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    “And here we see Barack Obamas dream about how he would treat Anyone who has semi automatic weapons in their possession”!

  18. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    “The Jolting Joe Biden “PEW” kick will Always defeat any enemy”!!

  19. avatar insertjjs says:

    AP: China trains troops for Japanese Ninja attacks on disputed Diaoyu islands

  20. avatar DJStuCrew says:

    “I knew that allowing gays in the military was a bad idea!”

  21. avatar Kyle says:

    Chinese military officials played a ton of metal gear solid 2 and has begun testing the cyborg ninja concept and realized that the only way it will work in an open desert environment is when the enemy soldiers are all looking in the opposite direction. Chinese Military officials claim that this new soldier concept is unstoppable with the ability to take on fictional metal gears and mech warriors simultaneously.

  22. avatar Phil says:

    I’d still take Leonardo.

  23. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    dong….where is my automobile??

  24. avatar Tile floor says:

    The mall ninja strikes again!

  25. avatar Defens says:

    All your ass are belong to us!

  26. avatar Steve in NY says:


  27. avatar Werewolf1021 says:

    Black clad soldier: :Soldier, you rack a disciprine!”

    Soldier with foot up his bum: “Nuh-uh, I don’t rack a disciprine!”

  28. avatar SigGuy says:

    Straight from the morning a shift at the mall, these ninjas begin their rigorous training.

  29. avatar ensitue says:

    “Gungum Style”

  30. avatar ChuckN says:

    Poor Wong was severely punished by IT when they found out
    he followed the photo link using a company computer.

  31. avatar danrrz says:

    Dennis Rodman helps train North Korean soldiers on Halloween. Remember, knowing is half the battle.

  32. avatar Javier says:

    The safety dance!

  33. avatar Matt in Maine (formerly SD) says:

    Don’t click on that photo!!!! O_O

  34. avatar Denny says:

    Tag you’re it.

  35. avatar Jay W. says:

    Contrary to the opinion that you shouldn’t bring a Ninja to a gunfight . . . . . . . . .

  36. avatar jwm says:

    Mr. Boot, meet Mr. Ass. Whoever said there’s no such thing as a stupid question never had to train these guys.

  37. avatar DaveM says:

    Who was that masked man the kickee asked
    In the distance all hear hi ho Silver

  38. avatar Joel says:

    Ballet just looks way different in N. Korea

  39. avatar Joel says:

    Look at meeeeeeeeeeee, I’m dancing!! Look at meeeeeee!

  40. avatar Joel says:

    You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about…..

  41. avatar PeterK says:

    The real reason N Korea doesn’t invade S Korea.

  42. avatar Will says:

    Lacking whiteboards we resorted to ninjas.

  43. avatar VBS says:

    Mall Ninjas: Not even Chinese conscripts are safe

  44. avatar pirateye says:

    Three soldiers were spotted exercising serious training maneuvers while one was screwing around doing the Hokie Pokie.

  45. avatar Joel says:

    Oh Wang!!! Me so solly!! Me kick you in tushy!

  46. avatar Out_Fang_Thief says:

    INSPIRATION: It can come in many forms…..and boot sizes.

  47. avatar Scottlac says:

    Original caption from Russian: “Bodyguard course in China”.

    It’s just not as funny as some of these other ones.

  48. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Sum Ting Wong, Sum Yung Guy and Ho Lee Phuk getting schooled by Bang Ding Ow.

    1. avatar rlc2 says:

      Asians Air ground security training course?

      1. avatar Scottlac says:

        Well, since they lost their pilot’s license they have to do SOMETHING for a living.

  49. avatar LouB says:

    GI Cho!!!

  50. avatar H.R. says:

    Just when you think basic training can’t get any worse, your drill sergeant dresses up like a ninja.

  51. avatar Jon R. says:

    Internet Mall security legend, Gecko45, shown training new personnel after being recruited by the Chinese government to head security of the new shanghai shopping center.

  52. avatar DJ says:


  53. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    How many times I terr you? Keep booga hook off of bang srich!

    1. avatar Vendetta says:


    2. avatar Marcus says:

      ^ /thread

  54. avatar stokeslawyer says:

    Phase one complete…now its time to take names.

  55. avatar Jim M says:

    Leadership is kicking your troops in the nuts when everyone is watching.

  56. avatar Vendetta says:

    Even Asians are susceptible to the ways of the shadow ninja…

  57. Respectful suggestion: Next time delink the photo from the hard-core porn site.

  58. avatar Don says:

    Bodyguard training in China.

  59. avatar sonnyroofy says:

    Yang’s mutant magnetic colon has the uncanny ability to attract steel toed boots, even when worn by invisible ninjas.

  60. avatar Tominator says:

    STOP! My foot is stuck!

  61. avatar sawmanjoe says:

    Hey lee wong, thats not what I meant when I said I’d hit that

  62. avatar Johnny Come Lately says:

    Clicking that link also took me to a site where the most recent video post is a translated anti-gun propaganda/hit piece named “America: Paradise for Murderers.”

    Because if there’s one thing that Russians should be doing right now, it’s focusing on American issues (that they don’t understand).

  63. avatar Dustin Eward says:

    “Curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayal…”

    [browncoats forever!]

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