Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - January 3, 2014 77 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email [h/t DrVino] (Clicking on photo will take you to NSFW site) Post Views: 6 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: A Shot at KELTEC Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Gun Control is a Mental Disorder Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Fully Semi-Automatic Destruction Edition 77 COMMENTS Apparently, someone hasn’t heard the 21 foot rule. Reply They’re carrying Morning Glories. I thought I thought up the name, because the first picture of one I saw was posed with a morning glory, but they may actually be nicknamed Morning Glory. It’s a good name, no matter where it came from, though. Reply AG demonstrating the proper technique to utilize when ATF agents refuse to run guns illegally to Mexico Reply Wrap that sling around the front sight like your comrad! Reply N Korean soldiers misteriously attacked by ninja assassin as Fearless Leader arrives in his minivan. Reply Size 10 in the ass: the original assault weapon. Reply WTF?! Reply You try to live your life as an Asian avoiding all racist stereotypes; you’re bad at math, hate rice, become a great driver, are a hit with the ladies, then you join the military and somebody shows up dressed as a ninja. Come on Wang! Reply You no mess with Lo Wang! Reply Lol, Shadow Warrior. Nice. Reply The remastered version is on Steam for $10. I had a lot of fun on that game but the shareware I felt had the best jokes and one liners. One foot two foot slew foot rag, dance your baby to the sugar foot rag! Reply This time on GI Joe, watch Snake Eyes infiltrate the Cobra base alone. Reply “Craig would soon find out, that his ninja-tactical-invisibility suit, did not function as promised. This would lead to a decidedly high-drag and unpleasant end for him.” Reply good initiative, bad judgement. Reply +1 Reply Are those the new Air Jordanians? Reply Sadly Kim Jong Il was unable to complete the epic film detailing his single handed defeat of the South Korean army before his death. Reply “Your form is terrible! Get back to the minivan and start over!” Reply After much frustration the N. Korean army resorts to Ninjas to motivate the troops. Reply After an embarrassing loss to an injured Daniel LaRuso at the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament, Johnny embarks on a mission to redeem himself and Cobra Kai as a close-quarters instructor for Al Qaeda. Reply Contestant! Reply Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner, folks! (MIB reference) Reply NINJA ATTACK! If only we had some Pirates to defend ourselves… Oh wait… Right… Rifles! Reply Superstar! Reply “And here we see Barack Obamas dream about how he would treat Anyone who has semi automatic weapons in their possession”! Reply “The Jolting Joe Biden “PEW” kick will Always defeat any enemy”!! Reply AP: China trains troops for Japanese Ninja attacks on disputed Diaoyu islands Reply “I knew that allowing gays in the military was a bad idea!” Reply Chinese military officials played a ton of metal gear solid 2 and has begun testing the cyborg ninja concept and realized that the only way it will work in an open desert environment is when the enemy soldiers are all looking in the opposite direction. Chinese Military officials claim that this new soldier concept is unstoppable with the ability to take on fictional metal gears and mech warriors simultaneously. Reply I’d still take Leonardo. Reply dong….where is my automobile?? Reply Leck…big leck! Reply The mall ninja strikes again! Reply All your ass are belong to us! Reply COBRA!!!!! Reply Black clad soldier: :Soldier, you rack a disciprine!” Soldier with foot up his bum: “Nuh-uh, I don’t rack a disciprine!” Reply Straight from the morning a shift at the mall, these ninjas begin their rigorous training. Reply “Gungum Style” Reply Poor Wong was severely punished by IT when they found out he followed the photo link using a company computer. Reply Dennis Rodman helps train North Korean soldiers on Halloween. Remember, knowing is half the battle. Reply The safety dance! Reply Don’t click on that photo!!!! O_O Reply Tag you’re it. Reply Contrary to the opinion that you shouldn’t bring a Ninja to a gunfight . . . . . . . . . Reply Mr. Boot, meet Mr. Ass. Whoever said there’s no such thing as a stupid question never had to train these guys. Reply Who was that masked man the kickee asked In the distance all hear hi ho Silver Reply Ballet just looks way different in N. Korea Reply Look at meeeeeeeeeeee, I’m dancing!! Look at meeeeeee! Reply You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about….. Reply The real reason N Korea doesn’t invade S Korea. Reply Lacking whiteboards we resorted to ninjas. Reply Mall Ninjas: Not even Chinese conscripts are safe Reply Three soldiers were spotted exercising serious training maneuvers while one was screwing around doing the Hokie Pokie. Reply Oh Wang!!! Me so solly!! Me kick you in tushy! Reply INSPIRATION: It can come in many forms…..and boot sizes. Reply Original caption from Russian: “Bodyguard course in China”. It’s just not as funny as some of these other ones. Reply Sum Ting Wong, Sum Yung Guy and Ho Lee Phuk getting schooled by Bang Ding Ow. Reply Asians Air ground security training course? Reply Well, since they lost their pilot’s license they have to do SOMETHING for a living. Reply GI Cho!!! Reply Just when you think basic training can’t get any worse, your drill sergeant dresses up like a ninja. Reply Internet Mall security legend, Gecko45, shown training new personnel after being recruited by the Chinese government to head security of the new shanghai shopping center. Reply GANGNAM STYLE! Reply How many times I terr you? Keep booga hook off of bang srich! Reply Win. Reply ^ /thread Reply Phase one complete…now its time to take names. Reply Leadership is kicking your troops in the nuts when everyone is watching. Reply Even Asians are susceptible to the ways of the shadow ninja… Reply Respectful suggestion: Next time delink the photo from the hard-core porn site. Reply Bodyguard training in China. Reply Yang’s mutant magnetic colon has the uncanny ability to attract steel toed boots, even when worn by invisible ninjas. Reply STOP! My foot is stuck! Reply Hey lee wong, thats not what I meant when I said I’d hit that Reply Clicking that link also took me to a site where the most recent video post is a translated anti-gun propaganda/hit piece named “America: Paradise for Murderers.” Because if there’s one thing that Russians should be doing right now, it’s focusing on American issues (that they don’t understand). Reply “Curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayal…” [browncoats forever!] Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.