They’re carrying Morning Glories. I thought I thought up the name, because the first picture of one I saw was posed with a morning glory, but they may actually be nicknamed Morning Glory. It’s a good name, no matter where it came from, though.
You try to live your life as an Asian avoiding all racist stereotypes; you’re bad at math, hate rice, become a great driver, are a hit with the ladies, then you join the military and somebody shows up dressed as a ninja. Come on Wang!
“Craig would soon find out, that his ninja-tactical-invisibility suit, did not function as promised. This would lead to a decidedly high-drag and unpleasant end for him.”
After an embarrassing loss to an injured Daniel LaRuso at the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament, Johnny embarks on a mission to redeem himself and Cobra Kai as a close-quarters instructor for Al Qaeda.
Chinese military officials played a ton of metal gear solid 2 and has begun testing the cyborg ninja concept and realized that the only way it will work in an open desert environment is when the enemy soldiers are all looking in the opposite direction. Chinese Military officials claim that this new soldier concept is unstoppable with the ability to take on fictional metal gears and mech warriors simultaneously.
Internet Mall security legend, Gecko45, shown training new personnel after being recruited by the Chinese government to head security of the new shanghai shopping center.
Clicking that link also took me to a site where the most recent video post is a translated anti-gun propaganda/hit piece named “America: Paradise for Murderers.”
Because if there’s one thing that Russians should be doing right now, it’s focusing on American issues (that they don’t understand).
Apparently, someone hasn’t heard the 21 foot rule.
They’re carrying Morning Glories. I thought I thought up the name, because the first picture of one I saw was posed with a morning glory, but they may actually be nicknamed Morning Glory. It’s a good name, no matter where it came from, though.
AG demonstrating the proper technique to utilize when ATF agents refuse to run guns illegally to Mexico
Wrap that sling around the front sight like your comrad!
N Korean soldiers misteriously attacked by ninja assassin as Fearless Leader arrives in his minivan.
Size 10 in the ass: the original assault weapon.
WTF?!
You try to live your life as an Asian avoiding all racist stereotypes; you’re bad at math, hate rice, become a great driver, are a hit with the ladies, then you join the military and somebody shows up dressed as a ninja. Come on Wang!
You no mess with Lo Wang!
Lol, Shadow Warrior. Nice.
The remastered version is on Steam for $10. I had a lot of fun on that game but the shareware I felt had the best jokes and one liners.
One foot two foot slew foot rag, dance your baby to the sugar foot rag!
This time on GI Joe, watch Snake Eyes infiltrate the Cobra base alone.
“Craig would soon find out, that his ninja-tactical-invisibility suit, did not function as promised. This would lead to a decidedly high-drag and unpleasant end for him.”
good initiative, bad judgement.
+1
Are those the new Air Jordanians?
Sadly Kim Jong Il was unable to complete the epic film detailing his single handed defeat of the South Korean army before his death.
“Your form is terrible! Get back to the minivan and start over!”
After much frustration the N. Korean army resorts to Ninjas to motivate the troops.
After an embarrassing loss to an injured Daniel LaRuso at the All Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament, Johnny embarks on a mission to redeem himself and Cobra Kai as a close-quarters instructor for Al Qaeda.
Contestant!
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner, folks! (MIB reference)
NINJA ATTACK! If only we had some Pirates to defend ourselves…
Oh wait… Right…
Rifles!
Superstar!
“And here we see Barack Obamas dream about how he would treat Anyone who has semi automatic weapons in their possession”!
“The Jolting Joe Biden “PEW” kick will Always defeat any enemy”!!
AP: China trains troops for Japanese Ninja attacks on disputed Diaoyu islands
“I knew that allowing gays in the military was a bad idea!”
Chinese military officials played a ton of metal gear solid 2 and has begun testing the cyborg ninja concept and realized that the only way it will work in an open desert environment is when the enemy soldiers are all looking in the opposite direction. Chinese Military officials claim that this new soldier concept is unstoppable with the ability to take on fictional metal gears and mech warriors simultaneously.
I’d still take Leonardo.
dong….where is my automobile??
Leck…big leck!
The mall ninja strikes again!
All your ass are belong to us!
COBRA!!!!!
Black clad soldier: :Soldier, you rack a disciprine!”
Soldier with foot up his bum: “Nuh-uh, I don’t rack a disciprine!”
Straight from the morning a shift at the mall, these ninjas begin their rigorous training.
“Gungum Style”
Poor Wong was severely punished by IT when they found out
he followed the photo link using a company computer.
Dennis Rodman helps train North Korean soldiers on Halloween. Remember, knowing is half the battle.
The safety dance!
Don’t click on that photo!!!! O_O
Tag you’re it.
Contrary to the opinion that you shouldn’t bring a Ninja to a gunfight . . . . . . . . .
Mr. Boot, meet Mr. Ass. Whoever said there’s no such thing as a stupid question never had to train these guys.
Who was that masked man the kickee asked
In the distance all hear hi ho Silver
Ballet just looks way different in N. Korea
Look at meeeeeeeeeeee, I’m dancing!! Look at meeeeeee!
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about…..
The real reason N Korea doesn’t invade S Korea.
Lacking whiteboards we resorted to ninjas.
Mall Ninjas: Not even Chinese conscripts are safe
Three soldiers were spotted exercising serious training maneuvers while one was screwing around doing the Hokie Pokie.
Oh Wang!!! Me so solly!! Me kick you in tushy!
INSPIRATION: It can come in many forms…..and boot sizes.
Original caption from Russian: “Bodyguard course in China”.
It’s just not as funny as some of these other ones.
Sum Ting Wong, Sum Yung Guy and Ho Lee Phuk getting schooled by Bang Ding Ow.
Asians Air ground security training course?
Well, since they lost their pilot’s license they have to do SOMETHING for a living.
GI Cho!!!
Just when you think basic training can’t get any worse, your drill sergeant dresses up like a ninja.
Internet Mall security legend, Gecko45, shown training new personnel after being recruited by the Chinese government to head security of the new shanghai shopping center.
GANGNAM STYLE!
How many times I terr you? Keep booga hook off of bang srich!
Win.
^ /thread
Phase one complete…now its time to take names.
Leadership is kicking your troops in the nuts when everyone is watching.
Even Asians are susceptible to the ways of the shadow ninja…
Respectful suggestion: Next time delink the photo from the hard-core porn site.
Bodyguard training in China.
Yang’s mutant magnetic colon has the uncanny ability to attract steel toed boots, even when worn by invisible ninjas.
STOP! My foot is stuck!
Hey lee wong, thats not what I meant when I said I’d hit that
Clicking that link also took me to a site where the most recent video post is a translated anti-gun propaganda/hit piece named “America: Paradise for Murderers.”
Because if there’s one thing that Russians should be doing right now, it’s focusing on American issues (that they don’t understand).
“Curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayal…”
[browncoats forever!]