Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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[h/t Aharon]


  1. avatar tfunk says:

    With a terrible sense of dread, Saul realized he had become the anti-gunner’s wet dream on “Bring Your Phallic Symbol to Work” day

  2. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Guy in the middle: “… trade ya!”

  3. avatar Leadbelly says:

    You’re going pheasant hunting with us and you brought a revolver?

  4. avatar Esteve says:

    Chicago deer stand, November 1929.

  5. avatar A-Rod says:

    Lost Three Stooges episode. Nyuck, Nyunk, Nyuck.

  6. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Before Larry, Curly and Moe found their niche in comedy, they had a rather unsuccessful attempt in making a gangster movie. It all came unraveled when a grouse flew into Curly’s overcoat.

  7. avatar scoutino says:

    Three Cicero, Illinois residents guard a candidate’s headquarters during the 2014 election.

  8. avatar Ima Yeti says:

    Dateline late 2012. Robert, Nick, and Dan discuss their career paths realizing guns aren’t terribly useful without ammo.

  9. avatar SD3 says:

    Whaddayah mean, “God gave men 2 hands for a reason”?

  10. avatar Bob says:

    Dan Zimmerman, This is a very interesting photo. Can you tell us what it really is – when it was taken, who is in it, and what they are doing or what is “the occasion” for this photo?

  11. avatar jwm says:

    A well regulated militia…..

  12. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    This photographer isn’t from Mothers Demand Action, right?

    1. avatar A-Rod says:

      These are the fathers of the Mothers That Demand Action. It is sad how far the apple falls from the tree.

  13. avatar Gregolas says:

    As if the Depression weren’t bad enough, in 1936 New Yorkers endured the zombie subway rising for several weeks. Shown are three alert commuters taking the “A” train. (photo: Bettmann Archive)

  14. avatar Phil says:

    The guy on the left just shit his pants and is deciding how to proceed. The guy in the middle suspects as much and is informing the guy on the right. Not much of a caption, but those are the eyes of a man sitting in ruined-pants.

    1. avatar Ing says:

      Ha! I had to take a second look, but dang it if you aren’t right. Looks like a shart just took the poor guy by surprise.

      Or, as we used to say when I was in high school, it must have been a Starburst: the juice is loose! Or maybe a Duncan Hines…you know, back when they had puddin’ in the mix.

      I shouldn’t be laughing at this, but I can’t help it.

      1. avatar Bova says:

        Oh man…you’ve got me in tears from laughing so hard. Too funny

  15. avatar KCK says:

    As the IRA learned from their Americal rebel counterparts from 150 years earlier, don’t wear red coats, Micheal O’Donnel, Rory O’Brien and Kevin Kilkenny model the new “just blend in with street clothes” camo.

  16. avatar Bill says:

    “I still don’t get it, we could get our meat from the butcher shop and be home in time for supper instead of freezing our bollocks off out in the rain!”

    -Not Much Has Changed since 1913

  17. avatar Joel says:

    OK, we go on 3. Wait, do we go when you say 1-2-3 go or do you just count 1-2-3?

  18. avatar John in Ohio says:

    Molon labe, Baby!

  19. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    Just like a wop….bring a pistol to a dove hunt. No offense to my Italian compadres out there, just always liked the unaltered line in the movie.

  20. avatar TR says:

    As Bill and George discussed their plans for all the birds they’re going to take, Roger suddenly came to the unhappy realization that he forgot to buy ammo.

  21. avatar Ing says:

    One of these men didn’t bring enough gun. (Which one? You decide.)

  22. avatar MrVigs says:

    Yeah I know but da boss says business is slow so I’m da back up. I got 6 shots you’s got 4. Make em count boys or we’ll all be sleepin wit da fishes. Capiche!?!

    Where’s DeNiro when I need him….
    I’ll even take Joe Peschi at this point…

  23. avatar AaronW says:

    Having bolded both the 11th and the 18th as the date of their planned robbery on the calendar, the trio sat there in a state of stark confusion, never actually carrying out their plan.

  24. avatar DaveW says:

    After the beans kicked in… Bob (on the left) is silent but deadly.

  25. avatar Joel says:

    One of these is not like the others

  26. avatar sonnyroofy says:

    Hey, why am I Mr. Pink? Why can’t we pick our own colors?

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Reservoir Dogs. Raw movie.

  27. avatar Model 31 says:

    “No, you’ll never need a permit to carry one of these.”

  28. avatar jwm says:

    Andy Capp, on the right, in happier times before he married Flo, discovered beer and was Lautenberged.

  29. avatar M says:

    So – how much did your health insurance go up?

  30. avatar Maltwit says:

    Curley: “I’m tryin’ to plink but nuttin’ happens!”

  31. avatar Carlos U. says:

    “Come on, mate! This is England! They will never take our guns away!”

  32. avatar Dan says:

    Lets go over the game plan again…

    Do I leave the gun and you take the cannolis or is it the other way around?

  33. avatar tommy says:

    “Shut up… shuttin Up!

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