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    • They’re bridesmaids? When I clicked on the photo it took me to Russian PORN. Is this about web site mission creep, or just a fluke?

  1. 3 seconds after this photo was taken the SWAT team showed up. When the new bride tried to show them that the guns were squirt guns full of vodka she became the new corpse bride.

  2. “You thought I wouldn’t see you sneak out the back? We haven’t even cut the cake yet! This is MY day and you will leave WHEN I SAY YOU CAN LEAVE!”

  3. Something old, something crude, something pitted, something blued.

    Or-

    BUY A RUSSIAN BRIDE, AND SHE’LL GRAB TWO FISTFULS OF COLD, SLAVIC FURY BEFORE WE SLAP THE LID ON HER BOX.

    THIS WEEKEND ONLY AT CRAZY CHEKHOV’S RUSSIAN BRIDE IMPORTS!

    OR!-

    “Heh’. What do you think ol’ Tim’s gonna find when he goes for her Garter?”

  4. To: My darling sister Nina
    From: Your brother Kyle

    Hope you like these. And, as always, have nice day.

    P.S. Don’t mess with Jack; the guy is not worth it.

  5. The first take of that scene from Scarface: “Meet my little friend.”
    The director decided that this angle just didn’t work with the rest of the movie.

  6. Announcer: “Betty Lou, you just won the Miss Kentucky pageant! What are you going to do?”

    Betty Lou: “I’m going to Knob Creek Range!!!!”

  7. Shots shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots
    Shots shots shots shots shots…
    Everybody…

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