Home Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest Fun and Games Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 26, 2011 51 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ These almost write themselves. Take a crack at it. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: ATF Ticker Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Know The Difference Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Yeah, That’s How it Works Edition 51 COMMENTS You will never make fun of Bozo’s balloon animals again.. Reply now the government is going to outlaw balloons…nice going…. Reply BOOOM!!!! Ooops, I meant “pop”. Reply Best. Family Fun Day. Target at the range. Ever. Reply The Army’s efforts to reduce the weight of IED resistant reactive armor takes an unexpected comedic turn… Reply Pfft, anybody can twist a balloon into a dog or a sword, but let’s see them try THIS! Reply Everyone is going “green.” Introducing the newest tank in the Army… runs on the hot air sourced from liberals in Washington. Reply You can use armor piercing rounds just don’t, I repeat don’t use the blowgun Reply Milton Bradley just announced their marketing campaign for the Candyland version of their classic board game RISK! Reply LOL Reply Technological advances produce unexpected changes in the swords to plowshares department. It’s anyone’s guess with the lions and lambs. Reply Defense department cost-cutting measures gone horribly awry. -OR- The Partridge Family Urban Assault Vehicle. -OR- Lure the Hippies in real close then, BLAMMO! Reply MultiCam (OCP) Urban, Parade Reply One government contractor’s failed attempt at making a tank fly. Reply The New Airsoft Tank with the ground breaking carnival camouflage. Reply Wow, a C-5 could carry a hundred of these. Reply Even more if the transpo guys are smart enough to deflate them before loading. Reply The Easter Bunny’s prototype was complete. Now Santa would pay for his disrespect toward other holidays! Reply Mr. Fredericksen WILL land at Paradise Falls, and no senile adventurer or his dogs will stop him. Reply It’s better to have a balloon tank and not need it than to need a balloon tank and not have it. FPS Russia tests his new toy Reply Who needs reactive armor??? Reply The M551 Sheridan was extremely mobile, but crews complained about its lack of armored protection. Reply I knew China’s supposed military might was all hot air. Reply With funding on the ropes, the Brady Campaign decides to enter the defense contracting business. Reply Obama’s first new weapon for a friendlier, more progressive military…and he only used $1 billion in stimulus money to create it! Reply Rainbow Brite began to think her vehicle acquisition requests were not being taken seriously… Reply El Chapo Guzman, Sinaloa cartel chief, on opening the latest ATF care package, said, “¡¡Que chingados!!” ¿Quien es el hijo de puta fea, estúpido chingada madre que me enviado esta mierda?” ATF official Translation: “Why, what a lovely color selection and artistry!” Reply LOL Reply You think this is funny? Just wait until you see how many clown can fit in it. Reply I would be shocked if it was designed by a Gay man. Reply In Soviet Russia, you blow up tank Reply “just a few more and it’ll float, I swear!” Reply The UN decided that their blue helmets were already too indimidating so they set out to design a less “offensive” tank. Reply “Police were on the lookout for two gun-waving clowns who threatened to shoot employees and customers of the Denver jewelry store they robbed on Thursday. “‘They couldn’t have gotten far,’ said Officer Krupke of the Denver PD. ‘Not without their getaway vehicle.'” Reply +1 Reply Maybe we should go back to “Don’t ask, don’t tell”. Reply Obama’s new foreign policy Reply Haliburton’s $1,275,450,345 dollar prototype 100 % invisible to the untrained eye camo tank,as accepted by the ATF e (RBF) for stopping the gun flow to Mexico Reply And then, one day the Ikea Ball Pit grew weary of being played with by snotty children. It reconfigured itself into battle mode and began wreaking havoc on suburbia. Reply Throw this baby in the Delorean and Tiananmen Square would’ve been so much more fun. Reply Arnold’s birthday party and nobody showed up for some reason. Wonder what he did that could have offended anyone? He’ll be back. Reply The official assault vehicle of the Jelly Belly jellybean company. They’re going to teach Hersey’s Chocolate a lesson they’ll never forget! Reply Today France unvieled its new battle tank. Reply Im here for the Gaddafi party Reply PICTURED: Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin debuts his company’s prototype tank. Reply After repealing the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, the military turns to San Francisco and GLAAD to design a friendlier, nicer, greener armored vehicle. After billions spent in design, they came up with a vehicle that fires heart and flower-shaped confetti at extremely low velocities. Reply “This baby runs on air, helium or hydrogen – take your pick” Reply Keltec’s newest product! Reply We want to “pop you up” Reply Has anybody seen my boy? Yes, it’s my son “Balloon Boy”… Where the heck is he hiding now!? Reply Ending DADT is one thing but this might be a bridge too far… Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! 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