Universal Background Checks for Cats! Just Thought I’d Leave This Here

I knew there was a reason I don’t like cats: they can get NFA items easier than I can!


  1. avatar Rimfire says:

    Dr Suess’ “Cat with a Gat” was a fun read

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      That brings back fond memories of when the Rev. Jessie Jackson was trying to appear ‘hip’ in his run for president and accepted an offer to appear on Saturday Night Live.

      What we got was 24 carat comedy *Gold*:

  2. avatar Ralph says:

    Geez. My cats can’t even handle an Airweight. No opposable thumbs dontcha know.

    1. avatar Rusty Chains says:

      Three words:
      Crew served weapons!

  3. avatar Brian says:

    The ONLy reason anyone should ever dress in a fur suit… to get full-auto hardware!

  4. avatar Oliver says:

    And a new meme is launched in 3, 2, 1…..icanhazassaultriffle?

  5. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    ow, fuck, lost precious brain cells, ouch, running low…

  6. avatar Oliver says:

    All I could interpret was that it is an AK-47. That is incorrect. It appears to be a black Steyer AUG A3 with some sort of holographic sight. That cat has some good taste in firearms.

  7. avatar Wolfowitz says:

    Oregon? Some stoner probably phoned it in.

  8. avatar Om nom says:

    Suddenly I’m hungry for some Bell rice… maybe with some curry…

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