Top Shot’s Michelle Viscusi Uncovered

Click here for the less-than-happy-looking ex-Top Shot competitor posing for Maxim (the mag not the man or the gun). A brace of Desert Eagles? How jejune can you get? Click here for’s sexier snaps of Michelle Viscusi. And remember: Top Shot‘s contract with the History channel could soon be history. This may be your last chance to ogle a tricked-out AR in slow mo. If you know what I mean.


  1. avatar Sean says:

    Looks like she has had a few upgrades since Top Shot.

  2. avatar Sanchanim says:

    I learned to put a keyboard cover before clicking posts like this…
    How sexy is that! The drool is running everywhere, right up there next to the LM308MWS Sharpshooter System. WOW!!!!
    ok, ok calming down now….
    happy bunny’s in the field, yes happy bunny’s…

    Shoot the Wabbit Shoot the Wabbit!

    Let make this clear this is one of the few times I will make a completely irrelivant rant, unless you can post some IDF sniper girls in bikinis! 🙂

  3. avatar Tim McNabb says:

    Looks like I’ll need to write another religion-related post…

    1. avatar jkp says:

      THIS is what GOD intended when HE wrote the SECOND AMENDMENT.

      [There. Did it for you. 🙂 ]

    2. avatar CarlosT says:

      Hmm, my reply to this from yesterday seems to have disappeared…

  4. avatar Phrederick says:

    It’s a lot better if you pretend the cameraman picked the music and that’s why she keeps muzzling him and pulling the trigger.

  5. avatar Matt in FL says:

    I’m a fan of this post. That lace-up-the-front one-piece thing absolutely slays me.

  6. avatar pair-o-dee says:

    More of this – less of Jeebus. Thanks.

  7. avatar Aharon says:

    The video was fine. The music stunk.

  8. avatar Docker says:

    Note the remarkable trigger discipline.

    1. avatar Aharon says:

      Yes, she knows how to use her fingers.

    2. avatar Jared says:

      Lol, that’s one of the first things I noticed when I watched this… and no I’m not gay.

  9. avatar APBTFan says:

    This should validate why some of us made “sexist” comments on the previous post concerning Ms. Viscusi. The writing on the wall was rather clear.

  10. avatar pastubbs says:

    After poking around one of the on-demand channels I’m force to pay for I found another show on the history channel called
    “Top Guns” has anybody watched it yet I’ll give it a try. Its also on hulu for anyone else

    1. avatar counihan says:

      Top Guns isn’t bad. The focus is more on the guns, than the contestants. They use shooters from previous season of Top Shot and usually have at least one interesting gun on the show.

  11. avatar James says:

    Any excuse to work in some harlotry, eh?

    As a side note:
    Maxim – Porn for guys to ashamed of themselves to actually have porn and leave it laying around the house.

    1. avatar Michael B. says:

      There’s nothing wrong with admiring a wonderful example of the female form.

  12. avatar Buuurr says:

    Yuck. She was hotter on the show with some ripped up jeans.

  13. avatar BLAMMO says:


  14. avatar James says:

    I would say that depends.

    How many times a day are you up to?

  15. avatar Second Amendment says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to the word “Bushmaster.” 😉

  16. avatar IdahoPete says:

    Woof. Woof woof.

    On a technical note, if anyone ever tries to pull the pin on a real grenade with his/her teeth, they will find that their teeth will be pulled out of their mouth before the pin comes loose. Unless you straighten the cotter pin/wire first (it is bent at a 90 degree angle after passing through the hole in the top of the spoon), it takes a fairly energetic tug to get the pin out. And only an idiot carries a grenade with the cotter pin pre-straightened. The “pull the pin with your teeth” gig is pure Hollywood B.S.

    My apologies for interfering with the fantasy.

  17. avatar Ralph says:

    I sense a remake of Thelma and Louise. With Danica Patrick driving the getaway car and Michelle Viscusi riding shotgun.

    Of course, we could always cast against type.

  18. avatar Patrick Carrube says:

    Almost makes me consider renewing my membership at Caswell’s… almost!

  19. avatar Nick V says:

    @Patrick Carrube: LOL, I shoot at Caswell’s too once in a while, it’s where I go to pick up once-fired brass. The ROs over there are cool with me sweeping other people’s brass as long as I ask.

    I have shot with Michelle, by that I mean in the same competitions, at Rio Salado. She is an ok shooter. Translate: she shoots better than the average bird. Top Shot material? Well, if they picked her up for her good looks, obviously. If her marksmanship was a factor, I will keep my judgment for myself.

    Since Top Shot she walks around with sunglasses, LOL. Otherwise she is fine looking, just very petite, if that’s what you like. But I digress… I never judge the physique of the female shooters.

  20. avatar Glenn Lee says:

    That’s Michelle? I thought it was a Snooki. Hehe.

  21. avatar bontai Joe says:

    I enjoyed watching her shoot on Top Shot, and she looks lovely in the Maxxim video….. shame about the tattoos, kinda spoils it for me. I wish her well in her future endevors.

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