The McCloskeys Just Picked Up Their 2020 Christmas Cards and They’re Trolling Hard

mccloskey christmas card

Courtesy Defund 2 Abolish and Twitter

Following the armed defense of their St. Louis Central West End home, followed by an appearance at the Republican National Convention, Mark and Patricia McCloskey are probably resigned to the fact by now that every move they make in a public space will be followed and filmed. So it shouldn’t have been a surprise that, as the now infamous couple walked out of a local print shop, they were followed by a foul-mouthed troll who cursed them while recording the momentous event.

The intrepid videographer, who goes by the Twitter handle Defund 2 Abolish, inexplicably chanted “Abolish the suburbs!” at the McCloskeys as they climbed into their Escalade. Well, that was when she wasn’t shouting, “[email protected] you and your gun,” as well as “[email protected] the Central West End.”

We’d point out the fact that the Central West End is well within St. Louis city limits — it’s not in the suburbs — but Defund 2 Abolish probably isn’t a regular reader here.

The best part of of the encounter, though, was when Mark McCloskey took a moment to do a little trolling of his own. He grabbed one of the freshly-minted Christmas cards he just picked up — featuring a photo of the armed couple in front of their impressive home — and handed it to the aspiring suburb-abolisher.

Enjoy (language NSFW):

That card will no doubt be kept in a place of pride in Defund 2 Abolish’s non-suburban home. How many Michael and Patricia McCloskey Halloween costumes do you think we’ll see this year?


  1. avatar Missouri Mule says:

    Just send it!

    1. avatar Bloving says:

      I just want to know how I can get on their Christmas Card list…

      1. avatar Missouri_Mule says:

        Me too!

  2. avatar jwm says:

    Defund the burbs? What the actual fuck? Mental illness is all the left has left now?

    I’m beginning to agree with our resident fascist, miner49er. Unrestricted exercise of our rights is a bad thing. We need to restrict voting. Maybe, for a 10 year period we only let vets vote?

    1. avatar Bill B says:

      So…this mental midget has all the free time she wants to follow/stalk/harass these people, right?
      Where can I sign up for that. This 50-hour work week $hit is getting old.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Check your white privilege.

        1. avatar Bill B says:

          Sorry. I forgot. In my case, though, it’s OFWG privilege. Sorry.

        2. avatar anonymous says:

          And if you think you can identify as a black person to erase your white privilege – think again. However you can put on a dress, chop your dong off, and all of the left will call you whatever you want at the drop of a hat with zero hesitation. They will call you brave. They will call you heroic. They will lift you up and worship you.
          Acceptable, selective delusion.

        3. avatar Resident CT says:

          โ€œIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubtโ€

          โ€• Mark Twain

          Actually I think it is better the left “remove all doubt”

      2. avatar doesky2 says:

        If I was McCloskey I’d be checking out how much it would cost to shadow the troll and to make their life miserable and also doxx the hell out of them.

      3. avatar Southern Cross says:

        My team after a 50% cut was subject to a further 30% staff cut. And we have a 10% pay cut as well. Staff moral is sinking faster than the Titanic.

        Overtime is the new normal. I blacked out at home from fatigue and had an accident which resulted in numerous facial scars. And no days off since January. Only two WFH days in the whole COVID period.

        I hope the managers choke on their bonus for maintaining profit margin

        1. avatar possum says:

          My goodness that’s pretty bad, I’ve fell asleep on my feet, and made ouch mistakes from being wore out, but never blacked out. You need to take a break man.

      4. avatar joeyj says:

        Glad to hear you are getting off work early…. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Must not be a business owner????

    2. avatar Dude says:

      The Left wants the federal government to be able to override local zoning ordinances so they can build projects in the suburbs. If you complain, then you’re obviously a bigot. Of course, these projects won’t ever be built in the super wealthy areas occupied by Obama, Pelosi, etc.

      1. avatar LarryinTX says:

        That’s clearly different.

        1. avatar 9x39 says:

          They actually did just that to one of the upper middle class neighborhoods here. Sued them to force them to allow Section 8 housing, successfully I might disparagingly add. Everyone left in droves almost immediately before the market values tanked. Which of course they did, shortly thereafter.

    3. avatar KenW says:

      So when are we and the bugs going to war?

      1. avatar I Haz A Question says:

        I never understood that movie. Hicks knew what to do in Aliens when he said “nuke ’em from orbit”. Yet the mindbrights in Starship Troopers decided to send ground troops to the surface to battle huge acid-spitting bugs practically mano-a-mano. If they already had those shoulder-fired small yield nukes (chosen for their minimal radiation) available, why didn’t they just drop several hundred from low orbit over an infested area and snack on popcorn while they watched the show from above?

        Just dumb.

        1. avatar Eric in Oregon says:

          It’s actually an anti-war movie, the stupidity and waste is completely intentional. I love the movie for what it is (the bit where the base is being overrun by thousands of bugs is the first CGI scene that really blew me away in the theater) but the book is *very* different and has an unironic pro-vet, pro-violence-as-a-solution message.

        2. avatar Tom John Carlson says:

          Because they had to capture the big bug alive. You can nuke all the little pockets of them but they will just breed more. Need to know how they think.

        3. avatar strych9 says:

          ST had a titty scene.

          Aliens is a better SciFi/Horror flick. ST is better entertainment because titties.

        4. avatar Zack says:

          1. The director is a retard and was trying to parody a book he didn’t read.
          2. The whole debacle was a result of bad intel. They had no idea what they were walking into, thinking it would be a nice easy mop up rather than a 40K level shit show.

        5. avatar Johnnyreb says:

          The director was a European Communist and never even read the book. He wanted to parody it all, but it backfired on him as that wasn’t what most viewers got out of it. But considering he took the job intending to lay waste to the author’s work. The family should have sued the hell out him.

        6. avatar possum says:

          Because you don’t know the MILITARY, jeeps cost more then a soldier. Why waste a $15 dollar missle when you can waste a 25 cent soldier

      2. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        Foul mouthed little pissant stalkers like this
        Should be considered trash ands left curbside.

        1. avatar SouthernShooter says:


    4. avatar KenW says:

      Odd, I replied to this and it moved it down to another spot.

      Anyway, when are we and the bugs going to war?

      Shades of Starship Trooper in your post.

    5. avatar The Huscarl says:

      I’m on board with Heinlein and Starship Troopers. In order to earn the franchise, you must enter service and contribute to civilization. This individual doesn’t have the mental capacity to contribute to civilization and is only capable of tearing things down.

      1. avatar Kenneth Phillips says:

        I agree 100%. That moron ain’t got brains enough to be considered more than a high-grade monkey moron. She probably ain’t got brains enough to hold down a job.
        The best thing to do with her, outside of committing her to the nearest middle institution, would be to give her a one-way ticket to one of the counties in Nevada for whoring is legal.

    6. avatar billy-bob says:

      “Would you like to know more?”

    7. avatar Ron says:

      I think we do need to curtail this idea that โ€œeveryone has a voiceโ€. No, they donโ€™t. This isnโ€™t a democracy. It never was and hopefully it never will be. Rule by popular opinion is a totalitarian left wing fantasy.

      I would advocate returning to a requirement of you must own property to vote. No bar on race or sex, you just must own property in your name. Once someone actually owns property, no matter how little, they have skin in the game and leads them to live a more responsible life.

      Iโ€™ve noticed this trend with all types people. Young, broke, drunk, 19-20 somethings with nothing to lose always vote for radical or evil forces because they see it as an avenue to take what isnโ€™t theirs and they wonโ€™t be affected. This has been a theme in every generation for awhile now.

      Once those same 19 year old idiots reach their 30s, and now own property, vehicles, a house, have families, planning a retirement, have to pay taxes, their voting habits change.

      And yes, itโ€™s happening to mellenials and gen Z too.

      1. avatar Ing says:

        They think “having a voice” means the same thing as getting their way. Maybe at some point they’ll learn that everyone having a voice means that *other* people get to be heard and have their way, too.

  3. avatar Montana Actual says:

    Abolish the suburbs?


    This is what it has come to. These idiots stalk and harrass people to complain they don’t apply themselves well enough to get out of section 8.

    1. avatar Dude says:

      Class warfare. It’s all about envy and hate. If this classy Biden voter had money, the first thing she would do is buy a big house in the suburbs.

      1. avatar Defens says:

        She’s probably already living with Mom and Dad in a suburban house, and is taking a break from her local “offended studies” degree at college.

        1. avatar Wood says:

          โ€œOffended studies degreeโ€

          That, sir, is perfect and Iโ€™m stealing it. Perfect.

    2. avatar LarryinTX says:

      I gather they’re serious, we may not be laughing before long. The idea is to build the usual rent controlled slums in the middle of residential neighborhoods of single family homes, ostensibly to give the dindunuffun’ yoots a foundation in exemplary behavior. Everybody knows, of course, the actual goal is to totally destroy the suburbs and drive any rational citizens completely out of the area, preferably the state, while simultaneously expanding the gang-and-drug territory to expand their profits.

      1. avatar strych9 says:


        It’s already happened/ing all over the country. Just look into the rents in new, suburban apartment complexes in nice areas. At least 50% Section 8.

        The previous administration claimed it was about school districts but it’s really about money, that is, confiscating wealth from the ‘burbs. The next phase is to force the ‘burbs to pay for massive infrastructure projects that go into the cities and link them directly to the ‘burbs for fast light rail service. Because cars are privilege and the people in those Section 8 areas need to get to work in the cities.

        1. avatar GS650G says:

          ……Need to get to work….

          That’s funny right there.

      2. avatar Coolbreeze says:

        This scheme actually occurred in a round about way on my upscale suburb of Central Ohio. Seems the religious organization’s charity for (little) children just down the street from me found out that taking in Cincinnati’s jail overflow of teenage “children” paid better. So they did. But you have to treat them right. No locks on thier form buildings and no supervision. So the yoots would go out and about at night and early mornings. 7:30 a.m. they assaulted an elderly woman, broke her arm and stole her purse. Police chief said hey, I dont get paid to provide private security…even though the crime occured on public street. The community had to raise holy hell to get the program stopped. You dont want a prison with no locks built next to your home.

      3. avatar Coolbreeze says:

        This scheme actually occurred in a round about way on my upscale suburb of Central Ohio. Seems the religious organization’s charity for (little) children just down the street from me found out that taking in Cincinnati’s jail overflow of teenage “children” paid better. So they did. But you have to treat them right. No locks on thier dorm buildings and no supervision. So the yoots would go out and about at night and early mornings. 7:30 a.m. they assaulted an elderly woman, broke her arm and stole her purse. Police chief said hey, I dont get paid to provide private security…even though the crime occured on public street. The community had to raise holy hell to get the program stopped. You dont want a prison with no locks built next to your home.

    3. avatar bryan1980 says:

      Right next to our neighborhood, a developer tried to build some section 8 apartments; our neighborhood association (along with one from an adjacent neighborhood) raised hell over it and managed to get them changed to senior/retirement communities. A lot of these landlords love section 8, because at least a portion of every months rent is guaranteed by Uncle Sam. Of course, those guys live in places like Southlake and Highland Park, so it’s not them that have to deal with the destruction their miscreant tenants cause.

  4. avatar Brian in WI says:

    Protester keeping it classy…

  5. avatar 007 says:

    This video would be a great political ad for Trump campaign.

  6. avatar Roger J says:

    I used to be somewhat appalled by the stupidity and ignorance of these people. It has become standard operating procedure of the Left.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Roger J.,

      I used to be somewhat appalled as well. At this point I find it comical. I would have been laughing at that gal.

      Pro-tip: if you want to see some Progressive heads figuratively explode, laugh at their hounding and insults.

  7. avatar Debbie W says:

    That clown certainly needs help…mental help.

  8. avatar Cap'n Gadsden says:

    based. bravo mccloskeys

  9. avatar LarryinTX says:

    Good thing these folks are rich, or I’d have to send them a donation.

    1. avatar 9x39 says:


    2. avatar 9x39 says:

      *snickers obnoxiously*

  10. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Seriously the most epic thing ever!!! I want one!!!

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Me too!
      How does one get on their list?

  11. avatar a says:

    I wish i was on their Christmas list!

  12. avatar Henry Bowman says:

    I love how as soon as he gets back out of the truck, the heckler is already on her heels and backing up, telling him โ€œdonโ€™t come near meโ€, lolz!

    So these libs can follow everyone around if they want to, but as soon as one of their victims approaches them, itโ€™s all โ€œdonโ€™t come near me!โ€

    This war needs to go hot, and soon. Because itโ€™ll be over in a week.

    If you donโ€™t have a local wish-list made by now, then you arenโ€™t pulling your own weight.

    1. avatar Hannibal says:

      You’re glowing bright enough to be seen by orbit

  13. avatar Green Mtn. Boy says:

    Merry Christmas to the filthy animal troll

    1. avatar Southern Cross says:

      But to Ms SJW, Christmas is a patriarchal, racist, misogynistic, and religiously exclusive event.

  14. avatar Warwolf says:

    Bang bang, 2 to the face.

  15. avatar former water walker says:

    Hilarious trolling๐Ÿ˜Ž…
    Still not at all sure about any political stance of these wealthy mouthpiece’s!

  16. avatar Matt in Oklahoma says:

    I want one of the cards

  17. avatar John Paul says:

    I did call the law office to encourage them and thank them for standing.

    Should I call back with my address for a Christmas Card?

  18. avatar William K Gordon says:

    I’ll pay good money for one of those cards. I respect this couple for standing up to the mob and feel sorry for what they are going through.

  19. avatar Specialist38 says:

    Abolish the suburbs?

    Where would they riot and who would be left to blame ?

    She didnt think that through …… or just doesnt think.

  20. avatar Sivartius says:

    Now I wish I knew them so I could be on their Christmas List. That was a pro move there!

  21. avatar strych9 says:

    That is some pretty good trollography.

  22. avatar GS650G says:

    One of them should run for office.

  23. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:

    That’s some Trump-level trolling right there. Not quite Galactic Grandmaster, but it’s professional-grade.

  24. avatar Todd says:

    I want 1, can I get them to send 1 to me? where can I get a signed card for my office?

  25. avatar AndyinMA says:

    My God that shirt

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  27. avatar Johnnyreb says:

    LOL. Did you catch the part where he said “bye Karen”?

    1. avatar SAFEupstateFML says:

      Wasn’t sure if it was him but if so well played.

  28. avatar possum says:

    Because your supposed to when somebody goes shouting insults and threats you just go bug the fuck off on them and stomp their guts out their ass. This get in my face and scream at me with no retaliation is for pussys. Instead of waving gunms around in the air just march down there and do some ass kicking, usually go after the biggest loudmouth first, the rest lose resolve to a degree and once their forward momentum falters minutely you’ve got the upper hand. Yank out the meat cleaver and mutilate any one caught or dumb enough not to run.. A few incidences like this ( no LEO involved) and the wanna be terrorist would be tentative about the next ” burn your house down, you honkey white privileged capitalist.” crap. MeatCleaver’s unite ,,. I see a market in the future for a cheap bullet proof car. Wouldn’t need nothing fancy, the most high tech device would be electric windshield wipers( vacuum run ones did suck) no electric nothing, push buttons,nothing an emp pulse or satellite could shut down. 390 Ford motor,carburated the,only electronics would be alternator,coil ,rotor, and spark plugs, cheap bullet, hack proof vehicle. My girlfiend’s car is like Star Trek Enterprise, buttons, buttuttons ,all kinda fancy shit, and “they” can turn it off from outer space. We’re fcked

  29. avatar Brent Harney says:

    Such obvious class and professional language from those on the left.

    Get a job and you won’t have time to be out harassing the normal everyday people.

    Just wait to see how the left responds to the silent majority when the elections don’t go there way this time.

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