HO HO HO: Santa Gets His Carry Permit Causing Snowflakes To Melt

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Lo and behold, someone at the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office photographed jolly old St. Nick getting his carry license. However, learning of Santa’s newly enhanced defensive capabilities has caused some delicate little snowflakes to melt down in a fit of fist-clenching rage. Santa Claus carries a lot of expensive … Read more

What Did Santa Leave Under the Tree For You This Year?

We’d guess that, whatever side of Santa’s ledger your name came down on this year, someone you know left something other than coal under the tree for you. TTAG readers overwhelmingly seem to end up in the nice column, so the jolly old elf no doubt tucked a nicely wrapped item under the tree with … Read more

New York Times: Gun Control is Demon Control! IMI Systems Quote of the Day

“To be human is to be at the mercy of anger, our own and that of those around us. Keeping guns out of the hands of those who can’t harness their demons will keep Americans safer in their homes, safer around their children and safer as a nation.” – There Is Common Ground on Guns [via … Read more