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SHOT 2012: “Ultra Gun Lounge” To Open in Las Vegas

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According to the Daily Mail there’s a new lounge opening in Las Vegas on December 15, just in time for the holidays. Being part of the team selected to cover SHOT for you all that was enough to pique my interest, but something made me stand up and take notice. So what made this announcement different from any other announcement? Apparently this lounge will be stocked with both smoking hot babes and smoking hot machine guns.

Machine Gun Vegas, according to the article, will have “Stunning “Gun-Girls” trained in gun-handling [will] look after VIP guests.” Stunning girls who are also fully trained and certified NRA Instructors. In addition to the standard eye candy the lounge will also feature designer fashion accessories for your gats. “Louis Vuitton and Prada accessories for your guns and ammunition are available for purchase” claims the owner of the joint.

Unfortunately that’s where the classy-ness ends. Just like your standard rifle range, they’ll have Osama Bin Laden and friends available as targets. I was expecting something like gold pressed latinum target stands and inferior Gap brand accessories as targets, but whatever. Close enough.

I’ve been resisting posting this story because I have absolutely no additional information. The Daily Mail’s article is so poorly attributed that I don’t even have a URL for the website of this place, and there’s no way to contact the author. Please, if anyone has any information about this strange cross between a strip club and a gun range send it in so we can, um, “investigate” when we get there. You know, for science.

UPDATE: This is their website, thanks to Mr. Know It All Texan. But it doesn’t help much. We’ll keep you all posted.

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