Quote of the Day: Poo-Flinging Primate Edition


“It doesn’t have to be this way. If you think America is a lost cause when it comes to guns, then the gunmakers have beaten you. Do you really want that? Do you really want those assholes sitting on a pile of money and hoping this shit goes on into eternity? They can be beaten. I’ll shit on their doorstep myself if I have to.” – Drew Magary in We Can Win the War on Guns [at gq.com]


  1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    I don’t see a comment section after his cursive rant… Huh. Go figure.

    1. I noticed that, too. You’d almost think he didn’t want to hear dissenting views or sommat…

      1. avatar jsj says:

        He thinks the Yahoo comment section is controlled by the gun lobby, lol.
        I pay zero attention to people who cannot speak without every 5th word being an obscenity. Like this one.

    2. avatar Davis Thompson says:

      That’s because he’s a coward who talks big but doesn’t want to hear any dissent.

      1. avatar Accur81 says:

        A disarmed coward who attempts to steal my property is in for some tough sledding.

        1. avatar mark s. says:

          I would bet he is armed or will be now . He just wants noticed .

  2. avatar Christopher says:

    Another D-bag that gets his panties in a bunch when a shooting that statistically represents a tenth of one percent of gun deaths happens, but doesnt give a crap about black people slaughtering each other daily. Let’s go get the illegal guns he says. Good luck. I’m sure the criminals will just hand them right over.

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      Yes, it’s always interesting how these fools want to punish those damn gun manufacturers while conveniently forgetting that 1) they would need a lot of men armed with guns from those very manufacturers to enforce any of their ridiculous confiscation and/or draconian control plans, and 2) It is the weapons manufactured by those companies that this nation’s military uses to protect his freedom to spout this drivel.

      Oh, and by the way, Molom Labe!

  3. avatar Jolly Roger Out says:

    What a society we’ve come to when GQ would publish a screed so decidedly un-gentlemanly.

    1. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

      Apparently, GQ’s idea of a Gentleman closely matches the New York Times’ that of a Modern Man.

  4. avatar Brentonadams says:


    The emotion laden ranting after a shooting, well only a certain kind of shooting, has been the province of the lunatic left.

    It’s sounds crazy but I’ve seen nothing but profanity laced tirades and threats to ‘murder gun nuts’ and ‘defund the NRA’ whatever the hell that means.

    By all means, let the loonies rant and rave. El presidente included. I don’t think people are listening anymore

  5. avatar 7.62x54r says:

    If body excrement is the best you have, I don’t hold much hope for your movement.

    1. avatar HeySpanky says:

      Seems like the only movement they have left is bowel related.

      1. avatar mark s. says:

        I think they took that picture while he was having his movement . Definitely took it while something was moving through his bottom , either out or in ,can’t tell . OUCH !

  6. avatar Dunebuggy says:

    I believe we need to find that gentleman a nice mental health program.

  7. avatar actionphysicalman says:

    Wow, that fellow is GQ material these days? – A hyper teenager without manners.

  8. avatar B says:

    As a modern gentleman, I don’t need to stomp and yell while puffing up my cheeks to look larger. There’s no real need to be able to match an attackers strength in fisticuffs as I can just use modern science to throw tiny bits of metal really really fast at him. Perhaps he should step into this wonderful modern age, where a 90lb grandmother can stop a 300lb degenerate with only 4.5lbs of force exerted.

  9. avatar FedUp says:

    Here I was about to chide TTAG for another unrelated photo, and I found out it was an actual photo of Drew being Drew.

    I guess we’re not Drew’s only nonadmirers.
    Check out this link:


    1. avatar Jon in CO says:

      The dude who wrote the article dissing Drew, sounds like a total tool as well. Not much merit on either side.

      1. avatar PNG says:

        Deadspin is a Gawker site, so with exception to Lifehacker and geek blog io9, *everyone* there is a tool.

        1. avatar Sian says:

          Parts of Jalopnik are pretty good. Foxtrot Alpha is gold.

  10. avatar Mk10108 says:

    Combine this blowhole with the shoo bear lady, multiply by millions who have no undertanding of our Constitution and you have gun confiscation.

    1. avatar Dale says:

      any major change just takes one generation. Just one. That sword cuts both ways.

  11. avatar Jim says:

    Ironic how he exercises his 1st Amendment rights to explain how he would destroy the 2nd, 4th, and 8th Amendment rights of others.

  12. avatar James says:

    I love it. The more the antis flail around like a child throwing a tantrum in the cereal aisle, the more they get absolutely no where in their quest to outlaw and confiscate firearms.

    If they only realized that letting the urban cities (a domain they almost exclusively run and control) go to pot with rising crime issues, the more they undermine their case for more gun control. This blind emotional rage allows them some catharsis without looking at the hard issues so they’ll never realize how they could make headway. They also reinforce to the rest of the public why we need firearms. Would you feel safe around the emotionally unstable train wreck quoted here?

  13. avatar Bill Kohnke says:

    Methinks all the scatology he keeps voiding has left him without any means for reason and thought.

    1. avatar FedUp says:

      Drew: “I shit out everything but my brains” (splashing sound in toilet) “There they go!”

  14. avatar Raul Ybarra says:

    The keep thinking they’re fighting the gun makers and not an overwhelming majority of the American people. As long as they keep fighting the wrong opponents we have a huge advantage.

    We have to keep at it, though. Unlike the left, we aren’t billionaire funded.

  15. avatar MarkPA says:

    This GQ article is good evidence that we are winning; if they are this despondent than the enemy has turned. We just need to run them into the ground.

    Yet, let’s not get complacent ourselves. Let’s take to heart all the good points he makes:

    “But those people [gun enthusiasts and the NRA] aren’t making the guns.”
    Yes, and this is a tragedy. Have you ordered your first 80% receiver? $75 is not a lot to invest in demonstrating your commitment to the unalienable right to MAKE, keep and bear arms. You don’t have to finish it the weekend it arrives on your doorstep. It’s sufficient to keep for a rainy day project. Buy a barrel; these may be hard to come by some day.

    “Illegal guns aren’t simply stolen guns, they are part of a fairly open black market.”
    No kidding! We have been pointing this little problem out for decades. Well, now that our elite has gotten the message we need to quote him. Just what, if anything, will the ATF, prosecutors and judges care to do about this problem of black-market guns? Put Jr. on probation? Let him out on parole early? That ought to do it!

    “Just one angry letter is usually enough to scare a congressman to death.”
    Yes, that’s right. Keep them cards and letters coming. Even to your Democrat or RINO Congress-critter. These too need to be reminded of how many people are voting against them on this issue. It should make them less eager to push the gun-control issue and concentrate on more important issues, like burning perfectly good corn liquor in gasoline engines.

    “I’m ready to outlast them.”
    And, this may be the most important tip of all. What all the weeping and gnashing of teeth have quieted down, who will be the last warrior standing? Will it be the herd of sheep standing on the rotting carcass of lions? Or, the other way round?

  16. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    I’m not sure on who’s doorstep he plans to ‘shit’, but I’m pretty sure in my neck of the woods that opens up a castle doctrine defense.

    1. avatar mark s. says:

      Agree Gov. , either he has a hole in his britches or he is planning on baring his red little bottom on somebody’s doorstep and that is definitely a sex crime in modern America , so lets egg him on and then we can register him as a sex offender .

  17. avatar TStew says:

    Can someone tell me just what is an illegal gun? I’m not sure I understand what that braying jackass Drew Magary means…

  18. avatar Galtha58 says:

    My first thought was “Who the Hell is Drew Magary?” After looking him up I still wonder why anyone would repeat anything he says ? Much less put it into print ? Also why do we keep accepting the lie that the NRA is run by the gun manufacturers when we all know that the NRA is funded primarily by gun owners like us ?

  19. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    It is always just the CEOs of the gun companies and the elite upper echelon of the NRA that keeps us masses from having badly needed gun control legislation.

  20. avatar Shwiggie says:

    This is bad comedy. It’s just another angry douchebag blathering like the fool he is. Even my dog is smart enough not to crap on the porch.

  21. avatar jwm says:

    This shit stain is the kind that would swat you if he knew you had a gun. If you were his neighbor and had a disagreement with him he would key your car and shit on your porch. At 2 am.

    He would never have the balls to face you and settle the issue. Sorta like some of our more annoying trolls.

  22. avatar Fred says:

    I never understand why the NRA or “gun lobby” is to blame. The NRA’s most powerful tool is the “write your representatives” auto-link that goes out in emails. I don’t know if it’s just shock and ignorance or if anti-gun individuals just can’t fathom that when the people speak politicians listen. Perhaps this is why all I hear about the democrats is how they’re trying to “mobilize the voter base”. Their side isn’t really upset about anything enough to send an auto-fill email.

    1. avatar Raul Ybarra says:

      That’s easy. They don’t understand that the “gun lobby” is a true grassroots movement. For liberals grassroots is something that is funded by some billionaire.

      1. avatar mark s. says:

        I think that depends on the age of the liberal . Young liberals from , say 15 years to 35 , you know , the ones still living off of a tit . They hear grass roots and think Colorado , Oregon , and California .

        1. avatar jsj says:

          And I”m thinking “Midnight Confessions” and “Sooner or Later”, lol

        2. avatar mark s. says:

          Need your milky warmed a little jsj ?

  23. avatar BigBoy says:

    The gonad-less Metrosexual view of life.

  24. avatar Noishkel says:

    God who the hell is this idiot and what the hell is ‘GQ’? Sounds like a venereal disease. >,,>

    1. avatar PeterC says:

      GQ is Gentlemen’s Quarterly. It’s like Cosmopolitan, except it’s for metrosexual “men.”

  25. avatar MiniMe says:

    Never heard of this d-bag before so googled some info on him. It just confirmed my suspicions: yet another libtard media tramp with delusions of grandeur

  26. avatar Ralph says:

    “I’ll shit on their doorstep myself if I have to.”

    Yes, you have to. And then some man with a gun is going to make you eat it.

    1. avatar Freeheel says:

      I just keep picturing Step Brothers and “I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh*t on me?”……

  27. avatar William Burke says:

    What’s that asshole Bloomberg sitting on, his green thumb?

  28. avatar William Burke says:

    What do you have against cufflinks?

  29. avatar Anonymous says:

    Welcome to the war on inanimate objects/possessions.

    “They can be beaten. I’ll shit on their doorstep myself if I have to.” – Drew Magary in We Can Win the War on Guns

    “By its nature, the overtly irrational cannot rely on the use of persuasion and must ultimately resort to force to prevail.” – Leonard Peikoff

  30. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    What a big ugly girl-wait that’s an actual picture? Sorry I’m late-internet down(GO CUBS!)

  31. avatar anomad101 says:

    The guy is a rabbit, rabbits don’t worry me.

    1. avatar mark s. says:

      Rabbits do po po a lot . I think you may have nailed it , my dear Watson .

  32. avatar CRF says:

    He’s so full of sh*t he could crap on all the manufacturers doorsteps and still have plenty left over to keep blathering on like this.

  33. avatar Mikial says:

    Another Liberal know-it-all, quiche eater who thinks they know what everyone needs better than the people themselves heard from. My response? Who cares.

  34. avatar JackieO says:

    ” And who might you be?” H. Callahan

  35. avatar NWGlocker says:

    from the same author, same magazine circa 2012:

    “Why “Gun Control” Isn’t Working: Because Guns Are Fun, And Control Is Not”


  36. avatar Out_Fang_Thief says:

    The war….on guns? It’s always a war with these liberal types…whether it’s a war on poverty, a war on drugs, a war on racism, or a war on guns. In fact, they’re at war on just about everything,….except Americas enemies.
    Yep, another useful idiot.

  37. avatar Cody Williams says:

    Ha…another jackass with a low IQ and showing how big his horse teeth is saying he wants to shit on every doorstep.

    Liberals like him are getting more and more retarded by the minute.

  38. Some of the disarmed people murdered by the governments of the world, Christians Rome, Jews Nazi Germany, Aztecs Spanish, Maori of NZ and Aboriginals Australia, Scottish William Wallace, the Irish, Welsh by English and the Native America by the US government. THIS is why we need guns to protect ourselves from those who would subject us to their whim and if this is not enough just google dictators.
    There are over 400 gun laws on the books and they have done nothing to stop the violence. Because of the winey few we are chastised for wanting to protect ourselves. We NEED guns to protect ourselves from criminals in and out of the government. I deserve the right to protect myself and if you don’t like it tough $hit.
    The 2nd Amendment was put into the Constitution so the people could protect themselves from a corrupt government. That is why it says “shall not infringe” so we can have what the government has to prevent a Holocaust. I believe the people should have what the government has including machine guns. The only gun control law there should be is that criminals can’t have any firearms. Thanks for your vote, pass the word. mrpresident2016.com

  39. avatar gsnyder says:

    He’s a hater. Doesn’t matter what, he picks guns to hate on. Facts don’t matter, there’s no changing, no logic, no rationale. He just want s to rant about something. Do not allow him to be armed, this is the type of person who creates the problems we are having to discuss.

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