Home Question of the Day Question of the Day: Pink Gun Edition Question of the Day Question of the Day: Pink Gun Edition By Dan Zimmerman - December 19, 2011 17 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email “Who’s gonna rob or rape when there’s a fifty percent chance that Janie’s got a gun?” – Penn Jillette RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR How Are You Locating Ammunition These Days? What Will You Buy With Your $600 Stimulus Check? I Love .32 ACP Pistols, But Is That Enough Any More? 17 COMMENTS I for one welcome our frilly firearm bearing overlords. It’s not like anything will change socially. Reply Except instead of throwing things at you when she’s going nuts for no reason, now she can shoot you! =p I doubt it’ll happen (often), but any man who’s been in a serious relationship should know to be nervous about a woman holding a deadly weapon. Reply I get nervous when they’re holding my deadly weapon. Reply Thanks, Totenglocke. We didn’t have many comments posted yet this morning. Pretty sure you just took care of that. Reply At my age it’s assault with a dead weapon, and nobody will hold it. Reply I know that statistically, women are far less likely to commit violent crimes. Also, that they’re far less prone to engage in risk-taking behaviour to impress their friends or the opposite sex. I know I trust my woman with a deadly weapon any day. Reply ya know, he’s got a point. Reply And think how embarrassing it must be for any lowlife who survives being shot by a woman with a pink gun – really hurts the street creds when you’re in the slammer. “She shot you with WHAT?” Reply And actually, it would be pretty embarrassing to not survive, too. “Wait, he got killed with what?” Reply Wasn’t there a guy who shot himself in the jibblets while he was carrying his girlfriend’s pink pistol? Reply What about if he shoots himself in the junk with his girlfriend’s pink pistol? Reply Sign me up for a pink S&W Model 29. “Now you’re thinking, ‘should I gave messed with a guy holding a pink gun?’ So, do ya feel lucky punk?” Reply Just remember, my oldest daughter beat all the little red neck boys in a .22 rifle competition at the range. The women can shoot! Reply The women can shoot! We know. That’s why we’re scared. Reply My niece said she’ll go shooting with me, but only if I buy her a pink gun and a red Lexus. Reply Country wives were always expected to be able to fire the cabin gun if the men were away. In a modern urban context many women from Nancy Reagan to Senator Diane Feinstein have found a tasteful purse pistol to be a comfort. Who could object? Oh, they could….. Reply I object to Diane Feinstein owning any gun, since she has spent her career in the Senate trying to ban we peasants from owning guns. Her flaming hypocrisy more than annoys me. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.