In a previous post, I reckoned a stupid video about “gun juggling” was the dumbest gun video ever. You know; until the next one. First of all, I admit it: I didn’t know gun juggling was a thing. As I’ve mentioned before, I can’t play firearms-based video games; I find them more addictive (if less fattening) than Amy’s Mexican vanilla ice cream drizzled with hot fudge sauce. Second of all, here it is: the next one. So much fail in so long a time. Still, if there is such a thing as a good bad movie (e.g., Mystery Men), this is a wonderful terrible video. Just sayin’ . . .
Nope. Can’t watch it. I just saw The Purge: Election Year, and there’s only so much stupid I can take.
I lasted about 1 min., 45 sec.
It hurts.
^ This.
I was gonna ask for a prize for going 1:25 until I saw this. Damn.
Yeah, that was my limit too. The music by itself was torture.
Mute it, maybe?
Hah I “win?”
I got to 2:05 before I wanted to smash my head in with a Bersa
If there is such a thing as “spidey sense” this is a fake. Spiderman would have been webbing his way the hell out of there when he first spotted that trio, not letting them shoot an apple off of his head!
I made it 1:33.
Main reason I stopped was I wanted to scroll down to the comments to see if you guys were talking about how far you made it through the video. I knew that no way folks were watching 10 minutes of that.
Can someone chime in and relate the major plot points?
Oh great, now that effin’ ear worm of a song is stuck in my head.
I made it 20 seconds. And now I have to find a way to get the stupid off of me.
I watched about 30seconds. I’m with you Ralph…now if I got that TTAG stipend…:)
If I had had anything to do with that video I’d have to kick my own ass.
So…. I’m confused. The point of this?
I was thinking the same thing!
What the hell WAS that? Why?
Robert, I think you’re forgetting entropy. The universe will ALWAYS invent a better idiot.
What in God’s Holy Fuck was that supposed to be?!?!?!?!
It was Birdemic bad. But not quite Birdemic 2 bad…
+10 minutes? Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Do we get something for finishing it? I was gonna watch the whole thing but then I realized it’s ten minutes long and I don’t think I have enough brain cells to go all 10 minutes.
Probably Einstein didn’t have enough brain cells to go all 10 minutes. But I’m just guessing because my brain cells wouldn’t let me go two seconds.
Sin at 7:40, scene does not contain a lap dance.
I’ll give you the TL;DW version:
Air soft guns and poor effects. No spoken lines, may be fanfic for a Spider-Man and the frozen chicks story. 2/10, found it difficult to fap to.
Difficult! Ha!
Frozen chicks topless or in bikinis I might have made the effort, as is, NFW.
Do we get something for finishing it?
You win the physical version of what this was mentally: a long slow handjob with a piece of coarse sandpaper.
I watched the whole thing
I’m sorry.
Mr. Farago:
You have inspired me to create a telecommunications product that will allow your audience to “review” some articles by sending a “mild” electric shock to you through the Internet.
Be advised, testing should begin shortly.
Now please don’t do that again! /;-)
How does it feel to reach the end of the internets?
Urp.
wut
So….chick with the braids is kinda dope. But what I really want to know is how in the hell do I go about getting the 10+ minutes of my life back? Fortunately I was making and eating tacos while watching so this was really just background fodder but still….Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Farago? Just when I was starting to like you.
Whiskey is definitely needed when viewing.
I suspect beer and/or whiskey had something to do with the original concept and possibly production.
Wtf did I just watch? Is this a new tarintino film?
Okay, no argument. Definitely dumb but then we only lasted a couple of minutes watching it. 0.o
My 4YO kid loves this stuff. Don’t get it personally but hey it’s the Internet. I will say it’s good to see Elsa can operate operationally.
Let’s see:
Poor trigger control.
Poor muzzle control.
No hearing protection.
No eye protection.
I could only handle one minute and twenty seconds.
Why?
As usual, comments way better than video, at least the 1.5 minutes that was tolerable.
Are you like me? Listen to video whilst reading comments?
What in all good and holy is that drivel?
I opted to read the comments instead of clicking “play”.
Glad I did…
Me too.
“I opted to read the comments instead of clicking “play”.”
That was one of those rare times when the experience of age saved you…
You guys who gave up early missed the drug-fueled bunga-bunga party at the end. Suffice to say: Maleficent earns her bad girl cred.
I forwarded 3/4 of the way through it, saw that everyone was still clothed, and moved on.
Holy awful trigger discipline batman! I don’t wanna hear any nonsense about “irresponsible” gun owners from this crew…
But that’s Maleficent, not Demona.
He said Mystery Men! Love that flic.
THANK YOU! I was coming in to make the same comment.
That’s the first time I lasted 10 minutes for anything…and it proved to be a waste.
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