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Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian preaches against the little people like you and me having access to guns to protect ourselves and our families. At the same time, she avails herself of the proven benefits that firearms provide against criminal attack. Yes, Kimmy K. is taking extensive (and expensive) action to ensure that she and her family get the very best proven protection that good guys with guns (and money) can provide, hiring all manner of armed protection specialists.

Yes, the famously bubble-bottomed reality TV star allegedly got the scare of her life while visiting Paris. Kardashian was reportedly robbed of $11 million in jewelry by armed theives. Sure, there’s more than a little talk that the entire “robbery” was faked for publicity purposes for her failing “Keeping up with the Kardashians” TV show, but we couldn’t possibly comment.

Either way, the former sex tape star is taking no chances now that she’s back in the USA. X17 cites a TMZ report that she’s augmented her armed security detail to include ex-CIA agents, Israeli specialists, and even former US Secret Service members.  What’s more, she and her hubby Kanye West will be assigning armed bodyguards to siblings Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie, too.

Kimmy’s antics serve as a better illustration of hypocrisy than leadership on the gun control issue. She has every opportunity to lead by example in her quest for civilian disarmament.

For we little people, self-protection is very much a “do it yourself” project. We can’t afford to hire dozens of heavily armed dignitary protection specialists. The good news for Kim: if she really needs the attention going forward, she can always make another sex tape, which should be much less strenuous than enduring another robbery…authentic or not.

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  1. All I can say is “Who gives a crap” about her or that whatever happened may or may not have been staged. Never watched the show and never will.

    • Unfortunately, many people care. For reasons I’ll never understand, either. Take away the nobility as an official institution, and some people will invent their own to replace it. Crazy.

  2. When she was robbed it was reported she was afeard the hooligans would rape her…and make a video?Guns for me and none for thee. Do you like fishsticks??

  3. One (possible) insurance scam is worth a lot of liberal_progressive_communist (D) anecdotal grab-your-ankles stories.

    Kardashian cash must be tight, got rid of a chuck of staff over it too.

  4. When I look at her picture, the words mindless hypocritical whore just seem to roll off my tongue. And to think that there are people in this world who actually listen to this cow.

    • “When I look at her picture, the words mindless hypocritical whore just seem to roll off my tongue.”

      She’s not a ‘whore’, she’s just very… ‘friendly’. 🙂

      • friendly or not…she’s still a whore. just a rich and famous one compared to the girls working sunset blvd.

  5. Same way these pharmaceutical CEOs push for mandatory vaccines for us little people but wouldn’t expose their own flesh and blood to these products.

  6. Another chance to post a quote from the movie Joe Kidd:

    “I do not care what you think. I take you along for cold nights and days when there is nothing to do. Not to hear you talk.”

  7. This has to be a hoax. She reported she was afraid of being raped, yet “leaked” a tape of herself engaging in all manner of sexual activity, including a golden shower.

    Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining…

  8. armed bodyguards to siblings Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie, too.

    What about grumpy, sneezy, sleepy, and stupid?

  9. “Those who abjure violence can only do so because others do violence on their behalf.”

    Oh, look… another elitist hypocrite! Amazing how many rights-denying types fit that profile, huh?

    When a neighbor had a home invasion I immediately hired Seal Team 6 under the direct supervision of my Chief of Security, Chuck Norris. I hired Bruce Lee’s ghost as my body guard last week. Great addition. The Donald is building a wall around my yard as I type, and he’s going to make the criminals pay for it. Hillary handles my online security, of course.

  10. “She has every opportunity to lead by example in her quest for civilian disarmament” or fade off into obscurity where she belongs…

  11. Need to put all of the Kardashians, jenners, and wests on the next Malaysian airlines flight with a 777.
    All of them are worthless.

  12. If she isn’t any better at anti gun activism than she is in bed, we have little to worry about. She was a dead lay.

  13. For the record, I don’t watch the show, and I don’t care for the Kardashians. However, while everyone is badmouthing the I3itch, I would like to point out that many anti-gun people have changed sides after being robbed, car-jacked, abused by a spouse, stalked, etc. Perhaps, and this is only a possibility rather than a probability, she may yet see the light and join the NRA. If the robbery isn’t a publicity stunt, perhaps this was her come to Jesus moment. Diane Feinstein had one many years ago and immediately got trained, got a CCW, and got a revolver. Unfortunately, not everyone who is shown the path follows it.

    • Of course she did. Then she tried to pass more gun control to take all the guns away from the little people.

  14. Laws that don’t apply equally to everyone, are simply not valid laws. Nukes/wmds the exception to prove the rule. The sole exception.

    Once the drones are sufficiently “educated”/indoctrinated to no longer realize that simple, universal, timeless truth; it’s over. Then, the quicker we get our own Mogadishu moment and reboot, the better.

    • “Once the drones are sufficiently “educated”/indoctrinated to no longer realize that simple, universal, timeless truth; it’s over.”

      The fact that Hillary was nominated for POTUS would suggest that we have reached this critical point already. If she actually gets elected, it will remove all doubt.

    • That’s not what ‘exception that proves the rule’ means.

      An exception only proves the rule when it is called out and punished- i.e. how can you know there is truly a rule about not jaywalking unless someone gets written a ticket?

      So the WMD ‘exception’ doesn’t prove your stated rule at all, in fact, it invalidates it (which is why courts have determined the 2nd to not necessarily apply to any weapon in existence).

      • Yes, it is what that means.

        And I have no doubt “courts have determined” that the second applies differently to you and me, than to Mrs. West’s bodyguards. In the process invalidating any claim, aside from superior access to brute force (which is where Mogadishu comes in….), they have wrt “determining” anything at all.

  15. Anti gun nuts should put their names on a list that prevents them from purchasing guns and armed security.

    • Now that would be an actual step.. sorta like putting a sign outside your house saying “We don’t own any guns, please don’t rob us”

  16. After the horse is stolen, I certainly hope putting a big lock on the barn door will get it back. Today’s lesson: you reap what you sow (it really pays to advertise your gauche jewelry).

  17. Wisdom on TTAG is so refreshing, after all the stupid tabloid news people are up in arms over this “robbery”, likely staged by the attention craving slut of the world. Sorry I said it, if you can honestly dispute it, let me know.

  18. I didn’t even know what she looked like until just now, thanks to TTAGs.
    As others eloquently pointed out, I don’t give a sh– about her. I never cared before and won’t care in the future.
    Her views don’t affect me in the least.

  19. Great comments here. I kept wishing there was a “Like” button next to almost every one. If guns are to be outlawed, phase one should be disarming ALL personal private security.

  20. It is written that someday the lion will lay down with the lamb. I believe that may happen but whether or not it ever does, rest assured that I will always be the lion.

    • The darkness drops again but now I know
      That twenty centuries of stony sleep
      Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
      And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
      Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

  21. As her salad days turn to wilted lettuce, she’ll become more desperate and her invented antics more outrageous. It’s not even about money anymore. She’s just addicted to the adulation.

    Oh, and Kanye really needs to quit bragging about his “white” wife, like she’s some kind of trophy wife. First off, she’s not white. She’s some kind of Gypsy. Second, she’s no trophy wife. She’s more of what you’d call a Ribbon-For-Participation girl, which everyone gets just for showing up.

    • “She’s some kind of Gypsy”….hahaha! Proverbial coffee on keyboard…I believe she’s Armenian, but your comment was awesome.

  22. Back in February it was rummaged that he and kim were 53 million in debt and West asked Zuckerberg to pay it off. Hmm mm how much of that debt will the insurance check pay off?

  23. When are they all just going to go away…what a terrible reflection of our American society that these people are newsworthy…

  24. Kanye: “Imma let you finish, but, Ronald Reagan had the best bodyguards of all time! Of all time!!”

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