Even though we’ve never been there, it seems that Harrisburg, PA could use a few more concealed carriers. “A Harrisburg man was robbed and then shot when he had nothing in his wallet to give the robbers. It happened just after midnight the 1800 block of Swatara Street.” The man’s friend coughed up all of $8, but because his wallet was empty, the two muggers plugged him like Forrest Gump – in the but-tocks. A short time later . . .
The same two yoots “burst into a home on the 400 block of South 16th Street. Again, one of the robbers, the short one, had a handgun. The victim told police the robber held the gun to his head. The robbers demanded money.” The 64-year-old homeowner fought back, though, and the thugs left empty-handed.
What’s the best mohaska to use in situations like these? The one you have on your waist under your shirt. Or in your pocket. But you have to have one, you know, with you.