You have to give it to FPSRussia. At least when he’s talking about shooting guns at an indoor range in this collaboration video with EpicMealTime, the simulated Sovietski is wearing both eyes and ears. Only not at the same time. We do appreciate the safety lecture, though. Who’d a thunk it? But this gonzo food and firearms fest goes off the rails with alarming regularity. Guns? Check. Bacon? Double check. Booze? Uh oh. Never a good culinary combination. Tenderizing meat with the butt of a pistol? First, Daniel Boloud would recommend removing the cut of beef from the plastic wrap first. We would recommend treating the gun as if it’s loaded. Always. The same goes for using a Desert Eagle as a serving (and eating!) spoon, scooping the questionable casserole from its baking dish. Sure hope he detail strips the hefty heater before putting it in the dish washer. And then there’s EpicMealTime’s equally epic lasering and non-existent trigger discipline. Emily Post, where are you when we need you?