I Am a Gun Owner

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  1. avatar Mark D says:

    Papa Hemingway? Great stache!

  2. avatar Henry Bowman says:

    Charlie Sheen?

  3. avatar BlinkyPete says:

    This one was already posted, I believe.

    1. avatar Double D says:

      That stache is worth a double post.

      1. avatar BlinkyPete says:

        No argument there!

    2. D’oh! RF thought it was a double, too, and I told him he was wrong. Next guy on the list has equally remarkable facial hair.

  4. avatar Wyndage says:

    Magnum’s twin.

  5. avatar Goldenboy says:

    Welcome Robert Goulet.

  6. avatar Gherkin says:

    I was thinking more like Jack Black in disguise.

    1. avatar Thomas Paine says:

      Santa, where’s my Dan Wesson Guardian?

      jk – Thanks!

  7. avatar Phil says:

    Am I the only one who is kinda getting sick of these IAAGO posts? They were cool at first, but I don’t even look at them anymore

    1. avatar amagi says:

      I think you’re the only one. You’re obviously and undercover BAFTE Agent.

    2. avatar Don says:

      I love them and look at all of them!

    3. avatar Ing says:

      They’re one of the few things I don’t skim/skip these days. They’re some of the few bright spots amid a sea of infuriating/frustrating/depressing news.

      Besides, that beard is EPIC. It’s not only worthy of a double post, it deserves its own subject category.

    4. avatar Michael B. says:

      No, I’m tired of them too. I eagerly await the IAAGO post where you can’t see the person’s face thanks to a billboard of irrelevant crap printed on it taking up the photo. Then we shall know that it’s truly jumped the shark.

  8. avatar My name is Bob says:

    This guy is a double post, but as mentioned, the mustache makes it acceptable. :{)

  9. avatar Joel says:

    The War of Northern Aggression? OH GEEZ!!! How about the War to End Ownership of Humans by Other Humans, or the War Against Armed Insurrection Against a Constitutionally Elected Government. Get over it, this is 2013. Nice beard though.

    1. avatar Gerard says:

      Right on.

  10. avatar DrVino says:

    Graybeard, redpupils.

    Great calligraphy!

  11. avatar Mike S says:

    Bob Wills shout out! Don’t see that evey day!

  12. avatar Jason says:

    I think the first and last points conflict a bit.

  13. avatar Merits says:

    I bet that guy has some good stories.

  14. avatar OkieRim says:

    U have very goods handwriting….I also like your desk!

  15. avatar rsalaud says:

    Dear Foghorn what are the actual numbers are on males with facial hair vs. gun ownership? 🙂

  16. avatar James1000 says:

    Dude has a sweet set of maracas hanging of his desk! Although a simple instrument, the method for playing is still not fully understood by those that are sober…..sorry, now back to the 2a talk.

  17. avatar Graybeard says:

    Thanks, y’all.
    What’s fun is when my god-daughter braids my beard. Or at Christmas, braids, ribbons and bells.

    The calligraphy is the only thing I learned in high-school that ever earned me any money – and not much of that.

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