Home Fun and Games Here’s Why You Should Buy Her A Gun For Valentine’s Day Fun and Games Here’s Why You Should Buy Her A Gun For Valentine’s Day By Robert Farago - February 14, 2011 6 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Die Hard Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Kitty Flap Edition There’s Plenty of Time to Make Sure You’re Not on Santa’s Naughty List 6 COMMENTS Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. Reply Portal was a very clever video game with physics-based 3D puzzles and a very black sense of humor. This is the cute ad for the sequel. Reply I did try to buy my GF a S&W 317LS for Valentine’s Day, but the shop had already sold it. So I got her a box of chocolate-covered ammo. Hey, the heart wants what the heart wants. Reply This month’s Cheaper Than Dirt catalog has a photo of a pink-framed Kahr PM-9 on the cover. It’s cuter than Hello Kitty. Reply “Fact: four out of five people are crushed by giant diamonds every day.” We should abolish diamonds Reply Only problem with buying your girl a gun is that if she doesn’t like it, she may use it on you. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.