Happy Thanksgiving From TTAG


We have a lot to be thankful for. Our freedom, of course. And our ability to defend it against all enemies foreign and domestic by force of arms. And the fact that our readers put food on our table. As you enjoy your family and friends today, or savor your own company, take a moment to appreciate one simple fact: no turkeys were hurt in the making of this post. Yet.


  1. Happy Thanksgiving to all!

  2. avatar T78 says:

    Seeing this picture, Rod Stewart comes to mind. HOT LEGS!
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  3. avatar Bfitts says:

    I don’t think that is a period correct costume. Happy thanksgiving.

    1. No, but at least it’s not insensitive cultural appropriation.

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:


        1. avatar Matt in FL says:

          Thanks, Geoff. I laughed.

  4. avatar Jim says:

    As John Wayne said: “Well, howdy Pilgrim!” Happy Thanksgiving

  5. avatar Ditto says:

    I remember dressing up like Pilgrims for Thanksgiving in first grade. I don’t recall that any of the other Pilgrims in my class were dressed like that! 🙂

  6. avatar 2AMexican says:

    I’ve always preferred the thigh… yum. Happy Thanksgiving to all!

  7. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Wow, too bad she would be a ggmilf (great grandma) by now. Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving from work.

    1. avatar OODAloop says:

      Um, no. Her candle blew out long before her legend ever did.

  8. avatar 2Asux says:

    And you, and you, and you…..

  9. avatar george from fort worth says:

    be safe out there, and have a great holiday with family and friends.

  10. avatar Sam I Am says:

    Drive safe.

    Watch football.

    Come back soon.

  11. avatar Rob C says:

    Gobble Gobble!

  12. avatar lasttoknow says:

    Great day, great food, great fun. Have a very happy Thanksgiving.

  13. avatar James in Florida says:

    Happy Thanksgiving !
    If i were back in Rhode Island, I’d be at the Portsmouth vs Middletown high school footbal game.

  14. avatar Tom W. says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all in the TTAG fellowship. To all your family and friends. I am thankful for this place. And keep up the great work.
    God Bless.

    Beautiful pic by the way!

  15. avatar jwm says:

    Pies! Pies! Pies! And something about a bird. But, Pies!

  16. avatar engineear says:

    White meat…dark meat…all pink on the inside. Thigh man too, but a firm breast is always welcome.

    Me’thinks next year I’ll have the French maids dressed like pilgrims and and we’ll go hunting them thar turkeys with a blunderbuss.

  17. avatar ninjaTED says:

    Happy thanksgiving!

  18. avatar Curtis in IL says:

    We are endowed by our creator with certain unalienable rights.

    Don’t forget to thank the creator.

    1. avatar Sam I Am says:

      “We are endowed by our Creator with certain unalienable rights.

      Don’t forget to thank the Creator.”

      – – using capitalization from the original document; fixed it for ya’

      Happy Thanksgiving to your and yours.

    2. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “Don’t forget to thank the creator.”


      I’m thankful for John Moses Browning, Eugene Stoner, Gaston Glock…

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        …Samuel Colt, Ronnie Barett, Mark Serbu…

        1. avatar Cliff H says:

          Mr. Smith, Mr. Wesson, Mr. Sturm & Mr. Ruger. And let’s not forget Mr. Winchester.

        2. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

          David Marshall “carbine” Williams.

  19. avatar Lance F says:

    Ten things you didn’t know about turkeys.

  20. avatar anaxis says:

    Them’s some nice gams on that bird.

  21. avatar jwm says:

    Is that early Marylin? Monroe?

    1. avatar HAVE GUN says:

      “November 26, 2015 at 10:21
      Is that early Marylin? Monroe?”

      That is Marylin.

  22. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all.
    Dinner today will be elk tenderloin from east of Newport, tuna steaks from west of Newport, (on the Barbie), and deep fried turkey from somewhere in the woods of Wasco county.
    Off to the side are fresh chanterelle mushrooms pan fried in olive oil, butter and some minced garlic.

    Hopefully, I can harvest another bull tomorrow as this is the last of the venison. ?

  23. avatar Bill Kohnke says:

    “no turkeys were hurt in the making of this post”…I’m working on it! Happy Thanksgiving to all the TTAG family, and please remember our troops and ‘absent friends’ when you give thanks today.

  24. avatar Frank says:

    Had to look at the picture three times before I saw the turkey.

    Happy Thanksgiving they all.

    Today I am thankful for great family and friends.

  25. avatar Doright says:

    Can we see that with Jesse, Kirsten, and Kendall o n that costum ?

  26. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Happy Thanksgiving, friends.

  27. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Love the cheesecake…and the turkey. Have to steal this for Girls with Guns. Happy Thanksgiving!

  28. avatar Bob in Washington says:

    Happy Thanksgiving, my first since I retired. Thankful for family, food and freedom.

  29. avatar Ralph says:

    Happy Thanksgiving all! On my menu today is roast duck with Bing cherry sauce, cauliflower mashed “potatoes,” and green beans with caramelized shallots and crumbled bacon. Y’all enjoy your turkey.

      1. avatar 2AMexican says:

        I spit my coffee on my keyboard and monitor. That must a turkey from Ravenholm.

        1. avatar Geoff PR says:

          No, that’s an impressive looking Cthulhu.


      2. avatar jwm says:

        Them tentacles. Ain’t that what’s always molesting japanese girls?

        1. avatar Geoff PR says:

          Usually it’s horny pervert salarymen.

          I hear some Japanese subway lines have female-only cars, the groping is that bad…

  30. avatar Big Jim says:

    Happy Thanksgiving back at you fellas and ladies!

  31. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Recalling their disdain for each other after another failed effort at a successful take-mutually their minds quietly burn with the thought “I have to work with an amateur like her?”

    Both MM and the uncredited Tabitha turkey were members of the SAG……

  32. avatar Lotek says:

    Happy turkey day
    Playing TTAG drinking game
    Two down
    Three left

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “Playing TTAG drinking game”


      What are the ‘rules’ for the TTAG drinking game?

      Be advised – when I (used to) play drinking games, I played to lose…

      More fun, that ways…


      1. avatar Lotek says:

        Still working on rules.

        Link to supermodel = drink

        “Fixed it for you” = drink

        Joe R posts authentic frontier jibberish = drink

        Dirk expresses love for Sannon= drink

        Anymore ideas?

  33. avatar Custodian says:

    What should have been a holiday caption contest:

    Tom Turkey looks on, as he wishes for gun control, in what appears to be his last moments on Earth.

  34. avatar Frank Masotti says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to TTAG and all it’s readers.

  35. avatar Jethro Bean says:

    Happy Thanksgiving and give thanks to REAL #GUNSENSE here at TTAG that an armed individual is a FREE individual. Everytime. Always. And how I do ponder trying to understand the point of talking to the enemy AKA the Bloomberg Antis as was posited a few times this week – I do bring the point of fact to also just toy with them too as the legend ACE in his great blog points out in link below. Hilarity ensues just punking the unfriendlys and they oblivious if you do it with smile and pretend you agree with them… God Bless All. #EVERYDAYCARRY! #GUNSSAVELIVES

    ACE: Thanksgivingmanship: Your Guide to Surviving The Progressive Imbeciles Who Have Spent a Week Cramming on How to Survive You

  36. avatar Phil LA says:

    I’d love to get a hold of those legs.

    Nice turkey, too.

  37. avatar the ruester says:

    I hope this holiday never ends, like the legs on this nice lady.

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