The whole “hell yeah, I’ll take your AR-15s” thing didn’t work out for him. I’m sure there’s other stuff he can take.

 

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  1. Hell yeah, I’ll take that campaign donation.

    Bob and Stacey had the last laugh. There’s so much money in politics now, one can retire just by running for office.

    • This.

      Several “darlings of the Left” have this interesting facet that they run repeatedly and lose every time but somehow end up wealthy doing it.

      Generally, so do a bunch of their family members who “work” for the campaign.

      This kinda corruption is why I couldn’t stay in political work.

  2. Just let him sink into the deserved obscurity awaiting him. No need to trash him. He did a cracker-jack job all by his bueno self.

  3. A quick internet search yields many dams in Texas where a large semi-aquatic rodent with large incisors could find work.

  4. One would think that Beta Beto would be better suited for a venue where he would have to get down on his knees to service the customers.

  5. Good thing for Francis that he married a rich woman who is willing to have him flit around doing whatever he wants. Otherwise he would be begging for a job from CNN.

  6. GUESS NEED AR OR AK OR BOTH TO SHOOT OUR WAY IN TO GET GROCERIES WITH GLOBAL WARMING CRISIS , MAYBE FARMERS CAN GROW ENOUGH FOOD ,
    ON OTHER HAND MAYBE HUMANS GET LUCKY AN WIPE THE WHOLE WORLD FREE OF HUMANS ..
    HO HO HO FELIZ NAVIDAD , NO BAM~HUMBUG HERE …

    MOMIE WHY AM I EATING LEAD SHUT UP OR I’LL MAKE YA EAT SOME MORE ,,,
    YEAH COLOR LEAD … YUMMM

  7. I’m of the opinion, jokes aside, Beto isn’t that bright. An anti-gun stance is not a popular theme to run on and if one embraces its philosophy, it’s prudent to do it quietly and run on issues important to voters. Beto failed to grasp that basic strategy and indulged in poorly conceived and transparent attempts to garner attention such as crashing Gov. Abbott’s Ulvade press conference.

    I’m sure Beto desperately needs a job but a gravy politician job isn’t in any crystal ball for the guy. He’s a three time loser whose flame has faded. He’s washed up and done but I doubt Beto is bright enough to recognize it short of shattering a crystal ball over his skull.

      • I seriously doubt Beto kept campaign money. It’s a serious violation.

        O’Rourke’s salary as a congressman was $174,000, but his net worth stems mostly from real estate and other investments, bringing his approximate combined net worth with his wife Amy Sanders to $9 million.

        His assets are thought to be between $3 and $16 million and his real estate portfolio is estimated between $3 and $6 million. 

    • last time I went to a StarBucks there was a pervert in there viewing porn on his lap top with their free wi-fi, has his headphones so there wasn’t anything others could hear and no one was sitting near him so no one realized it. A lady was in there with her five year old kid. The kid just being a kid wandering around some like kids do to explore, and happens to wander over near this guy. Not close like within arms reach, just kinda wanders that way and happens to turn towards the guy. The guy turns his laptop around and shows the kid the porn move action going on in what he was watching and actually invites the kid to watch. Basically, without details, the movie is two guys and a woman but the woman is watching the two guys go at each other.

      The police and ambulance showed up after the manager called. But the guy really needed the ambulance because before they showed up the guy refused to leave and yelled out he had a ‘first amendment right’ and starts yelling at the lady ‘if you had controlled your kid this wouldn’t have happened’ so some customers showed him the door in the harshest manner only very shy of, possibly, killing him.

  8. It was decent of RobFran to tip his hand on gun control before the election(s). That way we knew for sure where he stands, and what an idiot he is. Go for it, Robbie!

  9. Took ’em 60 years, but finally achieved fusion (which in the physics aspect is a really big deal because it is extremely difficult to do on the energy level – comparatively, the odds of 10 people winning the power ball lottery in the same single drawing are much better).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bDXXWQxK38

      • Oh pooh, that’s nothing new, I’ve had the blueprints for perpetual fusion for years, the secret is keeping the Neutrinos in the box.
        They are using lazers, waste of time, I tried that and all I did was make a better microwave toaster oven

    • “Took ’em 60 years, but finally achieved fusion…”

      Not in any way useful.

      Dig into the specifics and you find out just how useless the scheme was that they used to get the result they got.

      The facility was built to focus a lot of laser beams on a tiny target containing the fusion fuel. They have been screwing around the past 20-odd years being unable to uniformly compress the target to get it to fuze and generate the expected energy.

      So, they made a major change. Instead of aiming the laser beams at the target, they aimed them at the walls of the chamber, which made them generate a massive dump of X-ray radiation, and *that* emission uniformly compressed the fusion fuel.

      They had a good reason to try that method, because that’s how an actual multi-stage H-bomb works. See the drawing here :

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermonuclear_weapon

      (Note – This is just an idea of what’s happening, a general incomplete outline.)

      A, at the top, is a regular, plain-old fission bomb, similar in function to the 20 Kt yield Hiroshima weapon. The real ‘magic’ happens in ‘B’, below.

      The thing to pay attention to is number 6, the ‘tamper’. It looks like a heavy cup, and that’s pretty much what it is. It’s made of extremely heavy and dense depleted uranium, salvaged from old nuke plant fuel rods. It’s job is to hold the fusion reaction together long enough to get the energy yield desired. Once that happens, the tamper, and everything else nearby, dissolves into the fireball. (If they had a Plutonium metal rod in there like the diagram shows, the fusion reaction is even bigger, and the additional radiation turns the depleted uranium tamper into fissile uranium, and then that becomes the even bigger third stage.)

      Setting it off – Little top one goes ‘boom’, and a *massive* radiation dump slams down into the heavy metal cup tamper compressing the fusion fuel, much bigger *boom*. You get the huge energy you want, but it destroys the ‘machine’ that made it.

      The scientists did something similar with the experiment they ran. They got a nice yield, but it heavily damaged the place where it was made. Fusion will only be a solution when you can repeatedly make the energy, without destroying the machine that made it.

      (This attempt at an explanation of the experiment is very incomplete, but hopefully it gives an idea of why the announcement was not very exciting to those in that biz)…

  10. Man: Bartender, I’ll have a shot of Beto O’Rourke.

    Bartender: What’s that?

    Man: It’s just a plain shot of Irish Whisky, but you tell me it’s a Tequila.

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