Home Fun and Games Gun Meme of the Day: A Little Special Edition Fun and Games Gun Meme of the Day: A Little Special Edition By Jeremy S. - May 11, 2022 33 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Mmmm hmmmm. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Yeah, That’s How it Works Edition Gun Meme of the Day: SBRs for Everyone! Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Another Alec Baldwin One Edition 33 COMMENTS Different strokes for different folks😎🤓🙄 Reply Ain’t this a repeat? Reply Seen this one already. Making fun of disabled people is still not cool, “Jeremy S.” Reply Then you better start censoring movies like forest gump, sling blade, etc. alternately thicker skin is good too. Reply What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on the floor? Reply Matt. How about the same guy in a swimming pool? Bob. “Hey, Mrs. J, can Matt come out to play baseball?” “Now, you know he has no arms or legs?” “Yes, he can play third base.” Reply What do you call a dachshund with steel testicles? Sparky What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call him — he won’t come. Timmy was born without a body, no arms or legs. Every day his mother would set Timmy’s head on the window sill and Timmy would watch the other kids waving at him as they went by, saying “Wish you could play ball with us Timmy, keep praying.” Timmy prayed and prayed and prayed that he could be just like the other kids, and that he had arms and legs and a body and could play ball too. One morning Timmy woke up and God had granted him his wish. Timmy jumped up, ran downstairs, showed his mother his new body,arms and legs. “Praise the Lord thank you God for this miracle. ” Timmy helped his mom make breakfast, they ate, Timmy helped his mom wash the dishes, ” Praise the Lord thank you God for this miracle. ” In a couple minutes they both heard the children’s laughter at the playground. ” Oh Timmy, this is special day, today if you want you can finally play with your friends , would you like that?” ” Oh yes mother I do, I do, what a special day.” Timmy ran upstairs and got his dead father’s base ball glove and bat . He was so happy as he ran out the door, ” Run, run , I can run, I’m running to the playground, Yay.” And he did, right into the path of an oncoming bus that flattened him like a possum on I-35. That’s not to funny, but this story has a moral. . “Your better off to quit when your a head.” Saw him at the beach once, all of the kids called him Skip. that’s matt’s nickname when he’s water skiing. what do you call matt when he’s hanging on the wall? art. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen Reply what do you call her asian cousin? irene. See fppf, totes fun. Reply How does an elderly woman in a wheel chair escape an elderly man in a wheel chair? Gets off his lap. what do you call a mexicana with no legs? consuelo. “Making fun of disabled people is still not cool, “Jeremy S.”” Don’t be such a ‘special snowflake’, fppf. That’s the kind of “Everything offends me” crap the Leftist Scum ™ like to use on us. Grow a pair… 🙁 Reply What do you call someone that just grew a pair ? A bald man. Reply Phil, the new guy in town, was chatting with a couple of old timers, trying to learn a bit more about the small town he’d move to. One of the geezers said, “Hey, there’s Petey. He’s the village retard. I’ll show you how stupid that kid is. Go over there and introduce yourself and offer him a nickel and a dime and let him pick either one.” So Phil does just that, and Petey picks the nickel, saying, “I want this one ’cause it’s bigger.” Trying to ingratiate himself, Phil says, “I’ll let you in on a secret. The dime is worth twice as much as the nickel. You should pick the dime.” Petey looks at him and winks. “Those old guys do this all the time, especially with new people in town. Do you really think that if I choose the dime I’ll ever get another nickel?” Reply “Never go full retard.” Reply Each to their own. Reply I’ve never gone down the Gucci Glock path. However, the dark side is always calling it seems. Reply That’s why I say we have no hope for change except by force. This country has been taken over by corrupt politicians for over 45 years. Everyone one that in government from the past 45 years has baggage. They all need to be put on trial and investigated.i do home work ….. 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐤.𝐜𝐨𝐦 Reply my dog ate my homework. Reply “What do you call a guy, with no arms and legs, pegged to the wall?” “Art” Reply Can a blind man be charged with indecent exposure? Reply Yes, but he is innocent of “Flashing” because he cannot see the look of shock on the victim’s face, which is the whole point of much indecent exposure. Reply What do you call two guys with no arms or legs on the wall? Kurt and Rod Reply A neat video clip of a Russian T-72 tank turret catching some *serious* air : https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/watch-this-russian-t-72-tank-turret-get-absolutely-catapulted-into-the-sky Reply T-72s have the autoloader, right? From what I understand, that means the ammo can’t be sealed off from the rest of the tank. Get a good hit and boom. Reply the ammo is on a circular carosel at the bottom on the turret. Basically a large rocket booster if it is hit. Apparently there is a complete breakdown between the infantry and the tanks in the Russian army. AT teams should not be getting in this close so often. Reply “Apparently there is a complete breakdown between the infantry and the tanks in the Russian army. AT teams should not be getting in this close so often.” This conflict has opened a lot of eyes as to just how vulnerable the mighty 10-foot tall Russian army is with an application of some technology. The biggest winner (besides Ukraine) are the missile companies. I expect going forward a lot less battle tanks will be built by any army. The auto-loader concept was a good idea *then*, when a higher rate of fire could prove decisive on the battlefield. Now, not so much, with a missile behind every corner, especially in the cities… 🙂 The purpose of the auto-loader was to reduce the crew so the tank could be smaller. But it did not reduce the level of maintenance work to be done by the crew. Although the Russian Army doesn’t put maintenance as a high priority along with logistics. Western tanks put most their ammunition in the turret bustle which has blow out panels on the roof and armored doors inside to protect the crew. The doors are only opened when the loader grabs the next round or propellant charge. The latest French tank has a 3 man crew but still has a 4th member who is assigned to a support group within the unit. The support unit follows the tanks in APCs. LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.