Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Swab-Its Gun-Tips Cleaning Swabs Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Swab-Its Gun-Tips Cleaning Swabs By Dan Zimmerman - June 30, 2017 72 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Srirachapocalypse took last week’s prize. This week’s winner will win a package of Swab-Its Gun-Tips cleaning swabs. Just enter your best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 72 COMMENTS Im enjoying holding this gun way too much Reply Who are you shooting with that crystal radio? Reply Will this laser rifle work on Jedi, Hermione ? Reply Dammit Jim I’m a doctor not a sex therapist. Reply Darling, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times. It’s not an assault ray gun, it’s a modern sporting ray gun!!! Reply Are you that Captain, who’s a jerk that in a car seat? Reply Sorry Jim his barrel IS much bigger than yours Reply “I’ve seen bigger” Reply Sally Kellerman … https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Kellerman….she is 80 now and I think she aged very well. MASH (The Orig Movie, plus others) Reply Hot Lips Houlahan, what a lovely lady. Quote from Trapper John McEntyre of MASH, “S ex S ex I want S ex, no not that one!, THAT ONE, the sultry b it ch with the FIRE in her eyes, bring her to me!” Reply Rub me the wrong way and I’ll give you such a BLAST! Rub me the right way and I’ll give you such a BLAST! Reply The original orgasmo ray gun. Clearly he had a ND….and she couldn’t be happier! Reply Look at him hold that gun, he used to hold me like that! Reply I told you I’m sorry Jim… If you could do a better job of playing with and pleasuring me I wouldn’t have had to taken your raygun batteries… Geesh get over it Reply Vibrate? I thought phasers only had kill and stun settings. Reply LoL! Reply No robot maids. No flying cars. But we got fusion powered sex toys. The human race will never change. Reply Should I tell him that the batteries in his smart gun are dead? Reply Damn Fembots. Reply Any more “espers” wanna get cute? Reply This new fangled toilet plunger will get ya goin’ again. Reply Barbarella’s first mission. Reply Jim, What a big phaser you have! Reply “Ensign Taylor, have you seen the D batteries for my ray gun? Ensign…?” Reply “Is my phaser or my last purchase from Bed, Bath, & Beyond?” Reply “Well -Ensign- my Tiberius- is-in trouble -over your-Tribble” –in my best Kirk cadence Reply I want sex. That one. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes… Reply Phaser set to vibration.. Aren’t you glad I invested in the triple d batteries Reply “Oh no! The sonic vibration gun isn’t working!” “I beg to differ…” Reply “must….learn…..how….to turn safety off” Reply Do you think your great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandma “Hot Lips” could’a used this gun? Reply “Must….find….the….g….spot.” Reply 300 years ago they had to take a blue PILL! Can you believe THAT?? Reply And Lt. Yumm, when you flip this switch and pull the trigger the belly button lent is cleanly removed. Reply Shirt ripping off in 3…2….1 Reply *gasp* What do you mean, you didn’t feel my neuro-modulation pulse? Reply No pistol grip conspicuously protruding beneath the action. So, yes, it is California compliant. Reply Go on….Shoulder that pistol, James…. Show the BATFE who’s Captain of the Starfleet. You’re rebellious ways arouse me. Reply I bow to you, sir. Reply KILL GARY MITCHELL Reply Rule #2….. Rule NUMBER TWO!!! Reply Hold it right there I got three times the regular amount of caulk here do you want to risk it punk? Reply Enjoying it, my dear? It’s a… portable version. I picked it up from a… gentleman named… Durand Durand. Reply And our password will be… Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Reply Jesus, Jim. You hold that thing like a neanderthal with cerebal palsy. Reply Phaser? Hell no. This is the latest in 8 track tech. Gotta get my Barry White on. Reply Phaser? Hell no. This is the latest in 8 track tech. Gotta get my Barry White on. Reply Warning Warning – the Ensign wants more from the pulse vibrator zapper. Reply Exhibit A. lol Charlie Reply I hope this BFG 9000 has a god mode setting. Reply “Captain…did you seriously just ask me to hand you a clip?” Reply I hope they got the shot Bill because I can’t see a damn thing with these darn contacts. Reply Well, I think the cup thing goes up against your nipples and the bottle screws to the bottom of this trigger switch thing and you stick the bottles in the fridge for later. Reply Set phasers to romance! Reply “Ditch your Gorn-gun for a phaser, and watch the ladies swoon…” Reply “Hold it right there Spock… I don’t know what pon farr means, but the way you’re looking at us is making me nervous.” Reply “Before we go where no man has gone before, we must deal with the Klingons circling Uranus!” Reply “Green chicks dig the big ones” Reply Is this really Captain Kirk’s pocket dump??? Reply “good thing she enjoys that… how did they figure out that human breast milk kills tribbles, anyhow?” Reply “if i can get this suction cup to attach to the drone’s camera lens we’ll be able to pick up right where we left off.” Reply “look at all of those unblended mojitos! good thing i brought the osterizer.” Reply “pretend you’re a tree, maybe they won’t notice us.” Reply An unaired episode of “Love Boat”. Reply Don’t worry Sally, I brought the Taurus so we are safe Reply Set phasers to fun! Reply Hand it back to me when your done darling, it makes a delightfull buzz whial it recharges. Reply “Oooh oooh, now shoot ME with the Breast Enhancer 3000!” Reply James! Your heater gives me shivers! Reply If this starship is rocking, don’t come knocking. Reply Baby, you’ve got my phaser set to stunning. Reply Jim, that is not the gun I had in mind. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.