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Srirachapocalypse took last week’s prize. This week’s winner will win a package of Swab-Its Gun-Tips cleaning swabs. Just enter your best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.

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  1. Darling, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times. It’s not an assault ray gun, it’s a modern sporting ray gun!!!

    • Hot Lips Houlahan, what a lovely lady.

      Quote from Trapper John McEntyre of MASH, “S ex S ex I want S ex, no not that one!, THAT ONE, the sultry b it ch with the FIRE in her eyes, bring her to me!”

  2. Rub me the wrong way and I’ll give you such a BLAST! Rub me the right way and I’ll give you such a BLAST!

  3. I told you I’m sorry Jim… If you could do a better job of playing with and pleasuring me I wouldn’t have had to taken your raygun batteries… Geesh get over it

  4. Do you think your great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandma “Hot Lips” could’a used this gun?

  5. And Lt. Yumm, when you flip this switch and pull the trigger the belly button lent is cleanly removed.

  6. Go on….Shoulder that pistol, James…. Show the BATFE who’s Captain of the Starfleet. You’re rebellious ways arouse me.

  7. Enjoying it, my dear? It’s a… portable version. I picked it up from a… gentleman named… Durand Durand.

  8. Well, I think the cup thing goes up against your nipples and the bottle screws to the bottom of this trigger switch thing and you stick the bottles in the fridge for later.

  9. “Hold it right there Spock… I don’t know what pon farr means, but the way you’re looking at us is making me nervous.”

  10. “good thing she enjoys that… how did they figure out that human breast milk kills tribbles, anyhow?”

  11. “if i can get this suction cup to attach to the drone’s camera lens we’ll be able to pick up right where we left off.”


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