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Srirachapocalypse took last week’s prize. This week’s winner will win a package of Swab-Its Gun-Tips cleaning swabs. Just enter your best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.

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  1. Darling, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times. It’s not an assault ray gun, it’s a modern sporting ray gun!!!

    • Hot Lips Houlahan, what a lovely lady.

      Quote from Trapper John McEntyre of MASH, “S ex S ex I want S ex, no not that one!, THAT ONE, the sultry b it ch with the FIRE in her eyes, bring her to me!”

  2. Rub me the wrong way and I’ll give you such a BLAST! Rub me the right way and I’ll give you such a BLAST!

  3. I told you I’m sorry Jim… If you could do a better job of playing with and pleasuring me I wouldn’t have had to taken your raygun batteries… Geesh get over it

  4. No robot maids. No flying cars. But we got fusion powered sex toys. The human race will never change.

  5. Phaser set to vibration.. Aren’t you glad I invested in the triple d batteries

  6. Do you think your great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandma “Hot Lips” could’a used this gun?

  7. And Lt. Yumm, when you flip this switch and pull the trigger the belly button lent is cleanly removed.

  8. No pistol grip conspicuously protruding beneath the action. So, yes, it is California compliant.

  9. Go on….Shoulder that pistol, James…. Show the BATFE who’s Captain of the Starfleet. You’re rebellious ways arouse me.

  10. Hold it right there I got three times the regular amount of caulk here do you want to risk it punk?

  11. Enjoying it, my dear? It’s a… portable version. I picked it up from a… gentleman named… Durand Durand.

  12. I hope they got the shot Bill because I can’t see a damn thing with these darn contacts.

  13. Well, I think the cup thing goes up against your nipples and the bottle screws to the bottom of this trigger switch thing and you stick the bottles in the fridge for later.

  14. “Hold it right there Spock… I don’t know what pon farr means, but the way you’re looking at us is making me nervous.”

  15. “Before we go where no man has gone before, we must deal with the Klingons circling Uranus!”

  16. “good thing she enjoys that… how did they figure out that human breast milk kills tribbles, anyhow?”

  17. “if i can get this suction cup to attach to the drone’s camera lens we’ll be able to pick up right where we left off.”

  18. “look at all of those unblended mojitos! good thing i brought the osterizer.”

  19. Hand it back to me when your done darling, it makes a delightfull buzz whial it recharges.

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