Did lonestarjohnnyguitar Just Upload the Worst Gun Song Ever? Just Thought I’d Leave This Here

I don’t think lonestarjohnnyguitar is the worst country singer ever. But he’s certainly one of the worst country singers ever. His pro-gun rights song lacks a certain je sais quoi. Specifically, tunefulness. Still, props to LJG for the lyrics which, if nothing else, do a pretty good job of stating the case for firearms freedom. All this track really needs is a refrain of some kind. Like LJG refraining from singing. Sorry guy, but the truth hurts.



  1. avatar Chief Master says:

    Actually, he “sings” about how we can all agree that we should have universal background checks, mandatory waiting periods, and “no-fly, no-buy” lists. One of his lines is, “Most folks who own guns don’t mind some gun control.”

    Robert, did you actually listen to the recording?

    1. avatar Guyerson says:

      This. Wtfrf?

  2. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Still better than Florida Georgia Line…

  3. avatar Roger says:

    the correct phrase is je ne sais quoi.

    1. avatar Felix says:

      No, that’s the *standard* phrase. You didn’t see what RF did there. The clue is in the next sentence.

  4. Oh boy this is just bad. 🙁

  5. avatar Simon says:

    I think the video would have been 100% better if he had a better mic.

    1. avatar Chief Master says:

      100% of zero is, well…

  6. avatar Louis Marschalko says:

    There was once a country ballad that went,

    “America was born with a gun in her hand,
    Some say we’re blessed, and some say we’re damed.”

    But I can’t find it anymore.

  7. avatar former water walker says:

    I lasted 20seconds. But I agree with the sentiment-just not the execution(kill it!)LOL

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “I lasted 20seconds.”

      Your poor wife…

      (Running away, *fast*) 🙂

  8. avatar Joe says:

    If sung to something Johnny cash’s don’t take your guns to town (and include a refrain like others mentioned) it wouldn’t be half bad.

    1. I never liked “Don’t Take Your Guns To Town”.
      In it, the story goes, that his mother knows something bad will happen and leaving his guns home will save her son. This is complete bullshit because he was murdered in cold blood. It is an anti 2A song from the man in black. Fuck JC!

  9. avatar No one of consequence says:

    “You can eat my dog, you can eat my truck, but you eat my flag and you’re out of luck! She’s waving proud around the world from Dallas to Fort Worth. Let me say it again: Don’t mess with Earth!”

  10. avatar Reggie Browning says:

    I think his voice ruined it…. And the lyrics…. It was amusing, though.

  11. avatar ACP_arms says:

    I’ll spare my ears the pain…

    And would someone get that man a rear sight for that rifle in the video thumbnail.

  12. avatar Toddidit says:

    There is only one true & proper Lone Star Johnny Guitar: John Dawson Winter III.

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