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I held off on this post for weeks, until the Daily Mail let the pig out of the blanket. Now seems as good a time as any to reveal that “The makers of Silver Bullet Gun Oil claim it contains 13 per cent USDA liquefied pig fat thus making the product ‘a highly effective counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier.’┬áThe apparent owner of the gun oil site, who goes by the name ‘The Midnight Rider,’ explains how the pig fat will transfer onto anything the bullet strikes.┬áThis ‘effectively denies entry to Allah’s paradise to an Islamo-fascist terrorist.'” Clever sales angle, but how do we get from unbridled capitalism to Osama Bin Laden?

A spokesman for the U.S. Army’s weapons-procurement command told the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Hatewatch – a not-for-profit that monitors the evolving problem of online bigotry – that he was unfamiliar with Silver Bullet, ‘though he conceded that a soldier or marine could theoretically purchase the oil on his or her own and use it on the battlefield.’

I’ve seen Yoga teachers who couldn’t stretch like that. Still, props to Silver Bullet and The Daily Mail for doing their best to offend and please as many people as possible.

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  1. I have often ate pork roast and thought..Damn, that is some slick stuff.(grease on the fingers)….MMmmm..BBQ!

    to answer your question…God (YAHWEH), i hope so.

  2. We can get home volunteers to whittle pig bones for flechette rounds…

  3. Always thought they should have put bin Laden in an empty oil drum wrapped in bacon. Fill the container with spam, seal the container THEN drop overboard.

    I guess I can settle with a little pork in gun oil.

    • Hey, why waste the bacon? Just cover him in the drippings. Besides, where he went, well lets just say that he’s well done anyway…..

  4. I’ve been hoping that the SEALs planted cans of Spam and jars of Bac-O’s around the Bin Laden compound for later propaganda purposes. This would be even better.

    • Better yet, put a Bin Laden look alike in a gay porn, eating an American bacon cheeseburger…

  5. Well, if you’re not going to use the pig grease for corn bread then this seems like a good use for it. I got a good laugh out the commercial and may have to buy a bottle.

  6. Problem is, the Quran says that Muslims who are forced to eat pork are guiltless and therefore are not denied their spot in paradise.

    So really we’re just talking about a myth perpetuated over the years that this guy has turned into a money making scheme.

  7. I always knew that pork wasn’t heart healthy, but I didn’t realize it could cause immediate death.

  8. The use of pig products has been thought of as a deterrent. I have heard rumors that Turkish police considered carrying squirt bottles of grease to spray on jihadists during an attack. And while trying ton confirm it I found this little nugget.

    Yea. Thats right. Israeli busses almost looked like Chinese butcher shops.

  9. these damn muslim extremists would Not be forced to take pig coated bullets if they are choosing to fight. Looks like they will have to change something in their beliefs or not be so motivated to die by pig coated bullets. if anything it would cause them to doubt and make them uncertain resulting in loss of willpower. I want some of this pig oil when I deploy and would love to let the word out! We should integrate the pig bone into the bullet- its a tough bone too so maybe this is possible.

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