“The Fresno County Sheriff’s Office says two suspects armed with a handgun and an axe invaded a house in Firebaugh near Fresno in the middle of the night Saturday intending to rob the home,” mercurynews.com reports. “The suspects, 34-year-old Aaron Baeza and 30-year-old Christopher Rupe, tied up the homeowner and his girlfriend and demanded money. They later freed the man to allow him to look for the cash. The homeowner then stabbed and killed Baeza with his samurai sword.” We’re a firearms website but it must be said: adapt, improvise, overcome. In other words, use what you got.