Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest ContestFun and Games Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - April 15, 2016 131 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday and you’ll win a Black Arch Protos or Ace-1 Gen 2 holster. What are you waiting for? ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: A Little Close To Home Edition Anti-Gunners Will Do Damn Near Anything to Prove Their Point Gun Meme of the Day: Gender Fluid Rifle Edition 131 COMMENTS Is that a Luger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Reply Glock on the streets, Luger in the sheets! Reply You may be a gun nut if you noticed the Luger. Reply You at least failed the gay test. Reply I’m just going to powder my Luger darling, Ill be ready soon. Reply Now honey, what have I told you about trigger discipline? Reply Mr. Bond, it’s impolite to stare. Reply you walk in see her gaze, and her pistol…..your thoughts wander………..did I take my Viagra? her gaze tells you……………..you best have not forgotten……….. the saga continues……. Reply Speaking of a silky, smooth trigger… Reply I said, not tonight. I’ve got a headache! Reply Ah, welcome Georg! That fellow Johann Browning with his 9mm Kurz just wan’t man enough, so I am glad to wee you! Reply Ouch. “wee” should be “see” of course. Dang fingers. Reply Well, some people are into that whole golden shower thing Reply Does this gun make my butt look big? Reply Winner! The pouty look says she won’t like the answer… no matter what he says. LOL Reply “Oh . . . Hun! You’re home early . . . . too bad for you.” Reply If that’s the one-armed man my doctor told me about… Reply I will ask you again, and this time think very cerefully about your answer. “Does this dress make my butt look big?” Reply We’re going dancing tonight, understand? Reply She captured his heart, killed him and took his gun. Truly a “battlefield pickup” Reply “What immortal hand or eye could frame her fearful symmetry?” Reply Honey? Be honest , do I look fat in this dress ? Reply Darling, Be honest , do I look fat in this dress ? Reply An elegant weapon from a more civilised age. And she’s holding a pistol. Reply ^ This gets my vote. Reply Yes, well played. Reply Ding Reply #Triggered Reply Mrs. White, in the bedroom, with the revolver. Reply It’s like blanks. They’re called “Ich lüge” bullets. Reply “Don’t worry. I always use protection.” Reply NO MEANS NO! Reply Natasha before she let that retard Boris talk her into spending her life in a fruitless chase for a cartoon moose and squirrel. Reply Make sure your bullet is properly lubricated and seated to the right depth. Also hope for a tight crimp! Reply Oh, this? This is my bedside gun. Every woman should have one. Reply Are you here to fill my magazine? Reply While it’s not capable of full auto, I’m happy to set for selective fire, and always hope for a high pressure output. Reply Are you the right caliber to properly fit my chamber? Reply When you said you were going to powder your nose, i didnt think you would use cordite! Reply Luger? I don’t even know her. Reply Black Arch Holsters. Slip into something more comfortable. Reply “I do so love this gun, dahling, but it’s never going to fit in my Flashbang Bra Holster.” Reply What’s this? ATF Form 4473? I’m not filling out this fucking thing and you can’t make me. Reply . Reply Luger, for when he can’t see the scathing soul burning stare from across the room. Reply “Looks can kill…” Reply …but a Luger kills better… Reply Rick James, bitch. Reply Tonight, I’m telling *you* what your limit on schnitzengruben is, got it? or It’s simple- either you give me “la petite mort” or I give you the big version, right between the eyes. Reply Winner! (The second offering.) Reply Don’t you even think about creampie!!! Reply Do you think I’m pretty? Reply 9mm vs. .45 is the sign of an immature mind. The real question is satin or silk. Reply Yes? Reply Does this make me look fat? Reply Mirror mirror in the wall didn’t give me the best answer of all. Reply So tell me the truth, do you think I’m pretty? Reply You know how to whistle, don’t you? Well? Do you punk? Reply Who’s Karen, my name is Sue…now you gonna die Reply No, no, you’ve got this concealment thing all wrong. You’re supposed to *dress* around the gun! Reply Wenn ich, dass Sie einen schönen Körper hatte Sie es gegen mich halten würde sagte? Reply WOW A cordless hair dryer how futuristic. I can’t wait to try it. Reply Moms Demand Action. Right Now. Reply a photo of 2asux’s mother. Splains a lot. Reply “Is Helga gonna have to shoot a bitch?!” Reply Now where is that Rhett Butler? Reply Next person who tries to start a conversation about either political party is mulch! Reply Nein, I’m not a German spy. Reply This is my powder room. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Reply Darling, do you have any extra Winchester PDX1 147 gr jacketed hollow points? Reply Ok honey, I will let you play with it, but be careful not to limp wrist it like the other night. Reply “I certainly hope that’s a Black Arch holster you’ve brought for my Luger.” Reply In the green room… after the debate… Reply Cosmo Magazine, I will do my own gunsplaining you can stick to your terrible sex articles. Reply And then she heard a wrapping, a wrapping, gently tapping at her chamber door. Quoth the Maiden, “Step through and I’ll show you Nevermore!” Reply I just ND’d Reply … and so did I. Give me about a half hour. Reply The first Bond woman getting into character in her dressing room. (“Bond woman”, as in supporting actress to James Bond 007.) Reply You wanna put that WHERE?!? Not tonight, buster! Reply Holster your gun into my holster or I will show you how a real gun works. Reply Now come on in Mr. Bump in the night, don’t be shy. Reply How many times I’ve told you not to disturb me when I’m working on my trigger mechanics! Reply Finger! DQ! What? Reply You better have brought some protection. If not, I’ll have to use mine. Reply Honey, where’s my BA holster? It’s about time you buy your own! Reply I’ll show you how nice a lady I can be… Reply Make love to me or I will make war against you. Reply So Georg, you have shown me your new design. Now, can you put your bullet into my chamber? Reply 911? 9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9 is more like it. You’ll be saying nein before I’m thru. Reply That’s the look you get on your face when you realise, as the sirens draw closer, that you just shot some dumbass tweaker with your classic Luger and now it’s going to the evidence locker. Never to be seen again. Shoulda bought that Sigma and stashed the luger in a safe. Reply Marching into France? Again? Let’s try something different this time. Russia. Reply be a darling and grind off the front sight before you go, nambu. Reply I’m the president now BILL and you are staying in tonight Reply She: “Am I teasing you? Does that make you uneasy?” He: “All the better…” She: “I know what it takes to make you happy.” He: “Aren’t you the precocious one?” She: “What I know will make the other girls blush.” He: “I’m starting to think you’re a double agent.” She: “Just look into my eyes and tell me what you see…” Reply Not sure if I’m supposed to start fapping or search Gunbroker for a reasonably priced Luger… or both… Reply The bullet got bigger and bigger. Then it struck me! Reply Leather and lace. Guess I’ll just let myself out. Sorry to intrude. Reply I do not always carry, but when I do, I carry a Luger. Reply The lady prefers Luger Reply Hearing another stalker in the closet, Erin Andrews decided to take matters into her own hands this time. Reply What?! Bill and the dumbocrat gang is in town for a Hillary rally?! Better lock up the house, hide the children and arm the women. Reply You think me the weaker sex? My Luger doesn’t agree. Reply From the “Women of Cologne” Calendar – circa New Year’s 1950 Reply Concealed means concealed in Gloria Grahame’s new line of conceal carry evening and night wear. Reply “Really darling, you’re being foolish if you think yours is bigger than mine” Reply “I told you. No More Wire Hangers!” Reply Yes, dear, it is a big gun but it disappears when in my Black Arch holster! Reply A girl just can’t get a decent holster to match her evening attire. What’s a girl supposed to do? Reply Husband: Hey Honey… ah never mind. It must be that time of the month again. G’night! Reply Some days you just don’t want to clean your damn Luger. And the dishwasher is busted so she has to do it by hand. Reply “You can make your own sandwich tonight, dear.” Reply “You should have told me you was married, baby” Reply You think this is impressive? – I have a martini rifle & 500 rounds under here. Hows that for concealed carry mien capitan. Reply Yes I actually am wearing this to sleep… Oh you mean this old thing? Its coming too Reply The second one through the door will marry me. Reply La Belle Dame Sans Merci Reply Introducing Moms Defending America Reply Hillary, is that you, dear?.Let’s talk about that 25% gun tax. Reply Freddy Kruger/Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers Fucked with the Wrong Sexy Chick. Shortest slasher movie ever made. Reply What is a great way to carry a gun with her body? Reply Put it in her black arch holster of course. Several times. Reply Gloria Grahame was a great noir actress. Just amazing. Reply Always practice safe sex! ? Reply I dare you, I double dare you- ask me again if the carpet matches the curtains! Reply ^^^^^^ Gets my vote ??? Reply When a divorce is just not going to happen fast enough. Options, always options. Reply “Dear I simply must insist on something in a stainless steel finish next time. Blued steel clashes horribly with my silk and satin gowns.” Reply Beautiful defense. Reply “Safe word? Dah-ling, I have no need of a ‘safe’ word.” Reply When she says put you gun into my holster or else. Reply Darling, can you provide more caliber. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.