Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday and you’ll win a Black Arch Protos or Ace-1 Gen 2 holster. What are you waiting for?

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  1. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    Is that a Luger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  2. avatar MikeyCNY says:

    Glock on the streets, Luger in the sheets!

  3. avatar Another Robert says:

    You may be a gun nut if you noticed the Luger.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      You at least failed the gay test.

  4. avatar Mikele says:

    I’m just going to powder my Luger darling, Ill be ready soon.

  5. avatar Lost Down South says:

    Now honey, what have I told you about trigger discipline?

  6. avatar Flynn says:

    Mr. Bond, it’s impolite to stare.

  7. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    you walk in see her gaze, and her pistol…..your thoughts wander………..did I take my Viagra?
    her gaze tells you…………… best have not forgotten………..

    the saga continues…….

  8. avatar Somebody Special says:

    Speaking of a silky, smooth trigger…

  9. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    I said, not tonight. I’ve got a headache!

  10. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Ah, welcome Georg! That fellow Johann Browning with his 9mm Kurz just wan’t man enough, so I am glad to wee you!

    1. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

      Ouch. “wee” should be “see” of course. Dang fingers.

      1. avatar Chief Master says:

        Well, some people are into that whole golden shower thing

  11. avatar PooperScooper says:

    Does this gun make my butt look big?

    1. avatar MamaLiberty says:


      The pouty look says she won’t like the answer… no matter what he says. LOL

  12. avatar Mikial says:

    “Oh . . . Hun! You’re home early . . . . too bad for you.”

  13. avatar John D Smith says:

    If that’s the one-armed man my doctor told me about…

  14. avatar Hehehe says:

    I will ask you again, and this time think very cerefully about your answer. “Does this dress make my butt look big?”

  15. avatar Vhyrus says:

    We’re going dancing tonight, understand?

  16. avatar AaronW says:

    She captured his heart, killed him and took his gun. Truly a “battlefield pickup”

  17. avatar AaronW says:

    “What immortal hand or eye could frame her fearful symmetry?”

  18. avatar Ray says:

    Honey? Be honest , do I look fat in this dress ?

  19. avatar Ray says:

    Darling, Be honest , do I look fat in this dress ?

  20. avatar jwm says:

    An elegant weapon from a more civilised age. And she’s holding a pistol.

    1. avatar Clark45 says:

      ^ This gets my vote.

    2. avatar Another Robert says:

      Yes, well played.

    3. avatar Mk10108 says:


  21. avatar NYC2AZ says:


  22. avatar peirsonb says:

    Mrs. White, in the bedroom, with the revolver.

  23. avatar Jasonius says:

    It’s like blanks. They’re called “Ich lüge” bullets.

  24. avatar Jim says:

    “Don’t worry. I always use protection.”

  25. avatar LNJK says:


  26. avatar jwm says:

    Natasha before she let that retard Boris talk her into spending her life in a fruitless chase for a cartoon moose and squirrel.

  27. avatar LNJK says:

    Make sure your bullet is properly lubricated and seated to the right depth. Also hope for a tight crimp!

  28. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Oh, this? This is my bedside gun. Every woman should have one.

  29. avatar LNJK says:

    Are you here to fill my magazine?

  30. avatar LNJK says:

    While it’s not capable of full auto, I’m happy to set for selective fire, and always hope for a high pressure output.

  31. avatar LNJK says:

    Are you the right caliber to properly fit my chamber?

  32. avatar Mecha75 says:

    When you said you were going to powder your nose, i didnt think you would use cordite!

  33. avatar Todd Seagers says:

    Luger? I don’t even know her.

  34. avatar John Lechman says:

    Black Arch Holsters. Slip into something more comfortable.

  35. avatar Ralph says:

    “I do so love this gun, dahling, but it’s never going to fit in my Flashbang Bra Holster.”

  36. avatar BLAMMO says:

    What’s this? ATF Form 4473?

    I’m not filling out this fucking thing and you can’t make me.

  37. avatar Hippi says:

    Luger, for when he can’t see the scathing soul burning stare from across the room.

  38. avatar Josh says:

    “Looks can kill…”

    1. avatar Another Robert says:

      …but a Luger kills better…

  39. avatar Phil LA says:

    Rick James, bitch.

  40. avatar navillus says:

    Tonight, I’m telling *you* what your limit on schnitzengruben is, got it?


    It’s simple- either you give me “la petite mort” or I give you the big version, right between the eyes.

    1. avatar oldandshaky says:

      Winner! (The second offering.)

  41. avatar Rollbutt says:

    Don’t you even think about creampie!!!

  42. avatar Renee says:

    Do you think I’m pretty?

  43. avatar jwm says:

    9mm vs. .45 is the sign of an immature mind. The real question is satin or silk.

    1. avatar peirsonb says:


  44. avatar IL-annoyed says:

    Does this make me look fat?

  45. avatar Russ Whittington says:

    Mirror mirror in the wall didn’t give me the best answer of all.

  46. avatar Kirk M. says:

    So tell me the truth, do you think I’m pretty?

  47. avatar J In SC says:

    You know how to whistle, don’t you? Well? Do you punk?

  48. avatar Dommer says:

    Who’s Karen, my name is Sue…now you gonna die

  49. avatar Slimjim9 says:

    No, no, you’ve got this concealment thing all wrong. You’re supposed to *dress* around the gun!

  50. avatar Claymore says:

    Wenn ich, dass Sie einen schönen Körper hatte Sie es gegen mich halten würde sagte?

  51. avatar Wade says:

    WOW A cordless hair dryer how futuristic. I can’t wait to try it.

  52. avatar jwm says:

    Moms Demand Action. Right Now.

  53. avatar jwm says:

    a photo of 2asux’s mother. Splains a lot.

  54. avatar Chris says:

    “Is Helga gonna have to shoot a bitch?!”

  55. avatar rob says:

    Now where is that Rhett Butler?

  56. avatar Paul53 says:

    Next person who tries to start a conversation about either political party is mulch!

  57. avatar Erik says:

    Nein, I’m not a German spy.

  58. avatar Matt says:

    This is my powder room. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

  59. avatar RocketJSquirrel says:

    Darling, do you have any extra Winchester PDX1 147 gr jacketed hollow points?

  60. avatar Badgerman says:

    Ok honey, I will let you play with it, but be careful not to limp wrist it like the other night.

  61. avatar Bryan says:

    “I certainly hope that’s a Black Arch holster you’ve brought for my Luger.”

  62. avatar Tony in Oregon says:

    In the green room… after the debate…

  63. avatar Pascal says:

    Cosmo Magazine, I will do my own gunsplaining you can stick to your terrible sex articles.

  64. avatar Gooey says:

    And then she heard a wrapping, a wrapping, gently tapping at her chamber door.
    Quoth the Maiden,

    “Step through and I’ll show you Nevermore!”

  65. avatar Bobinmi says:

    I just ND’d

    1. avatar BLAMMO says:

      … and so did I. Give me about a half hour.

  66. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    The first Bond woman getting into character in her dressing room.

    (“Bond woman”, as in supporting actress to James Bond 007.)

  67. avatar ninjaTED says:

    You wanna put that WHERE?!? Not tonight, buster!

  68. avatar Wrightl3 says:

    Holster your gun into my holster or I will show you how a real gun works.

  69. avatar Socrates says:

    Now come on in Mr. Bump in the night, don’t be shy.

  70. avatar Socrates says:

    How many times I’ve told you not to disturb me when I’m working on my trigger mechanics!

  71. avatar Socrates says:

    Finger! DQ! What?

  72. avatar Wrightl3 says:

    You better have brought some protection. If not, I’ll have to use mine.

  73. avatar Socrates says:

    Honey, where’s my BA holster? It’s about time you buy your own!

  74. avatar Socrates says:

    I’ll show you how nice a lady I can be…

  75. avatar Wrightl3 says:

    Make love to me or I will make war against you.

  76. avatar Wrightl3 says:

    So Georg, you have shown me your new design. Now, can you put your bullet into my chamber?

  77. avatar jwm says:

    911? 9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9 is more like it. You’ll be saying nein before I’m thru.

  78. avatar jwm says:

    That’s the look you get on your face when you realise, as the sirens draw closer, that you just shot some dumbass tweaker with your classic Luger and now it’s going to the evidence locker. Never to be seen again.

    Shoulda bought that Sigma and stashed the luger in a safe.

  79. avatar jwm says:

    Marching into France? Again? Let’s try something different this time. Russia.

  80. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    be a darling and grind off the front sight before you go, nambu.

  81. avatar bernie says:

    I’m the president now BILL and you are staying in tonight

  82. avatar tmm says:

    She: “Am I teasing you? Does that make you uneasy?”

    He: “All the better…”

    She: “I know what it takes to make you happy.”

    He: “Aren’t you the precocious one?”

    She: “What I know will make the other girls blush.”

    He: “I’m starting to think you’re a double agent.”

    She: “Just look into my eyes and tell me what you see…”

  83. avatar 10mm says:

    Not sure if I’m supposed to start fapping or search Gunbroker for a reasonably priced Luger… or both…

  84. avatar Paul53 says:

    The bullet got bigger and bigger. Then it struck me!

  85. avatar Paul53 says:

    Leather and lace. Guess I’ll just let myself out. Sorry to intrude.

  86. avatar dh34 says:

    I do not always carry, but when I do, I carry a Luger.

  87. avatar dh34 says:

    The lady prefers Luger

  88. avatar dh34 says:

    Hearing another stalker in the closet, Erin Andrews decided to take matters into her own hands this time.

  89. avatar L.A. Myers says:

    What?! Bill and the dumbocrat gang is in town for a Hillary rally?! Better lock up the house, hide the children and arm the women.

  90. avatar GLM says:

    You think me the weaker sex? My Luger doesn’t agree.

  91. avatar In Agreeance says:

    From the “Women of Cologne” Calendar – circa New Year’s 1950

  92. avatar B320 says:

    Concealed means concealed in Gloria Grahame’s new line of conceal carry evening and night wear.

  93. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    “Really darling, you’re being foolish if you think yours is bigger than mine”

  94. avatar Darrell KS says:

    “I told you. No More Wire Hangers!”

  95. avatar Tim says:

    Yes, dear, it is a big gun but it disappears when in my Black Arch holster!

  96. avatar Mel White says:

    A girl just can’t get a decent holster to match her evening attire. What’s a girl supposed to do?

  97. avatar Deano says:

    Husband: Hey Honey… ah never mind. It must be that time of the month again. G’night!

  98. avatar jwm says:

    Some days you just don’t want to clean your damn Luger. And the dishwasher is busted so she has to do it by hand.

  99. avatar Ryan H. says:

    “You can make your own sandwich tonight, dear.”

  100. avatar Phil says:

    “You should have told me you was married, baby”

  101. avatar Nick M says:

    You think this is impressive?
    – I have a martini rifle & 500 rounds under here.
    Hows that for concealed carry mien capitan.

  102. avatar RenegadeDave says:

    Yes I actually am wearing this to sleep… Oh you mean this old thing? Its coming too

  103. avatar Roymond says:

    The second one through the door will marry me.

  104. avatar Roymond says:

    La Belle Dame Sans Merci

  105. avatar Roymond says:

    Introducing Moms Defending America

  106. avatar Greg Davis says:

    Hillary, is that you, dear?.Let’s talk about that 25% gun tax.

  107. avatar jwm says:

    Freddy Kruger/Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers Fucked with the Wrong Sexy Chick.

    Shortest slasher movie ever made.

  108. avatar AlanInFl says:

    What is a great way to carry a gun with her body?

    1. avatar Wrightl3 says:

      Put it in her black arch holster of course. Several times.

  109. avatar gp says:

    Gloria Grahame was a great noir actress. Just amazing.

  110. avatar G-mo says:

    Always practice safe sex! ?

  111. avatar navillus says:

    I dare you, I double dare you- ask me again if the carpet matches the curtains!

    1. avatar G-mo says:

      ^^^^^^ Gets my vote ???

  112. avatar jwm says:

    When a divorce is just not going to happen fast enough. Options, always options.

  113. avatar Ad Astra says:

    “Dear I simply must insist on something in a stainless steel finish next time. Blued steel clashes horribly with my silk and satin gowns.”

  114. avatar Jeff Hunt says:

    Beautiful defense.

  115. avatar jwm says:

    “Safe word? Dah-ling, I have no need of a ‘safe’ word.”

  116. avatar Wrightl3 says:

    When she says put you gun into my holster or else.

  117. avatar Larry Beavers says:

    Darling, can you provide more caliber.

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