Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Children & Guns (1)

Commenter dh34 took last week’s prize of a new Black Arch holster. If you’d like one, get creative and enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck!




  1. avatar Vhyrus says:

    The Penguin started his life of crime at a young age.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Not bad, Vhyrus.

      I hate to do it to you, but mine”s *better*:

      “Ralph, age two.”


      1. avatar Chad says:

        Glen Beck’s inner child at the thought of Donald Trump.

        1. avatar Chad says:

          Glen Beck’s inner child response to satellite radio one week ban for threatening a president candidate. Am I too hard on Beck? ?

        2. avatar Geoff PR says:

          So, they banned him for one week, on the week he is on vacation. H’mm.

          What am I missing on that?

        3. avatar mark s. says:

          Leave Glenn alone .

      2. avatar LHW says:

        No, Ralph’s would be on a tintype.

  2. avatar DaveinLA says:

    More cake…..NOW!

    1. avatar Chad says:

      Anybody f*cks with my twinkies there will be consequences and repercussions.?

  3. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Here we see the infamous ‘Baby Faced’ Nelson in one of his more vulnerable moments.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Dang it! You beat me to it. I was going to say, “This is a photo of the real ‘Baby Face Nelson’.

  4. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    Why don’t YOU do the truffle shuffle!

  5. avatar CarlWinslo says:

    Put the cake in the bag and nobody gets hurt.

  6. avatar Jolly Roger Out says:

    The Michelin Man’s career had some odd moments before he landed his namesake role.

  7. avatar MurrDog says:


    1. avatar notalima says:

      Dammit. Beat me to it!

    2. avatar RealityCheck says:


    3. avatar Chief Master says:

      My favorite! Made me laugh.

    4. avatar David T says:

      Love it!

    5. avatar What about Bob says:


  8. avatar Jim says:

    Young Chris Farley loved him some six shooters

  9. avatar matty9 says:

    Pew pew pew?

    More like moo moo moo.

    1. avatar beefeater says:

      I think a found an image of this kid as an adult.

  10. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “and especially for you, ms. clinton, ‘from my moist, sticky hands!'”

  11. avatar Nynemillameetuh says:

    He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
    With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
    He was mean and nasty right clear through,
    Which was kinda weird, ’cause he was yellow too.

    They called him Irving.
    Big Irving.
    Big, short Irving.
    Big, short, fat Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread,
    With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head.
    He always followed his mother’s wishes,
    Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.

    Big, fat Irving.
    Big sissy Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he,
    But Irving was looking for one forty-three.
    Walked into Sol’s Saloon like a man insane,
    And ordered three fingers of two cents plain.

    Big, fat Irving.
    Big sport Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    One day Bad Max happened into town.
    His aim was to shoot fat Irving down.
    Bad Max said, “Draw, and draw right now!”
    And Irving drew, drew a picture of a cow.

    Big, fat Irving.
    Big gunfighter Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    The James Boys was comin’ on a train at first sun,
    And the town said, “Irving, we need your gun.”
    When that train pulled in at the break of dawn,
    Irving’s gun was there, but Irving was gone.

    Big, fat Irving.
    Big help, Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
    It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
    He was sittin’ there twirlin’ his gun around,
    And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!

    Big, fat Irving.
    Big dumb-dumb Irving.
    Big dumb-dumb dead Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    1. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

      Great Frank Gallup song. I’m pleased to see that someone else knows this ditty.

    2. avatar Colt Magnum says:

      The Ballad of Irving- Frank Gallop.
      I remember hearing this on the Dr. Demento radio show when I was a kid.

  12. avatar Steve F says:

    From the makers of “Growing up Gotti” we present “Growing up Christi.”

  13. avatar Defens says:

    Hold it right there, Pardner. These guns are loaded, and so are my drawers…..

  14. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Frank Gallop! I remember hearing this on the Dr. Demento radio show when I was a kid.

  15. avatar jwm says:

    Master race, indeed.

  16. avatar Badgerman says:

    Hey, let go my eggo!!

  17. avatar Wilson says:

    “In an unusual and ironic twist, friends and family say Billy’s life improved dramatically after he was introduced to cocaine in high school.”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      That one made me laugh.

    2. avatar David T says:

      That one’s pretty good.

  18. avatar FortWorthColtGuy says:

    An early photograph released by the Christie campaign showing his pro gun bona-fides.

  19. avatar Luke says:

    You will respect my authoritah!

  20. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    “Kyle, give me your Jew Gold!”

  21. avatar Paul53 says:

    All of the above, plus poor trigger discipline!

  22. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    Revolvers and rickets-a winning combo!

  23. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    Thu ,thu,thu ,thea,thea that’s all folks!

  24. avatar Lance F says:

    Slowpoke Radregez, cousin to speedy Gunzales, always armed!

  25. avatar Phil LA says:

    Boss Hog before dealing with them Duke boys.

  26. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Bloated Weapons!!!!!!

  27. avatar Karl says:

    Your Twinkies or your life!

  28. avatar Chevelier says:

    Yeah go ahead, make the fat joke I dare you.

  29. avatar BC says:

    Imagine the poor rocking horse this kid rode in on!

  30. avatar jimdoc says:

    Chris Christie before he moved to New Jersey.

  31. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Not gonna put up with you fat shaming me!

  32. avatar Steve in TX says:

    The deadliest Ted Kennedy was until he got his DL.

  33. avatar peirsonb says:

    I don’t care what you say Mama June, Honey Boo Boo and me’s gettin hitched!

  34. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    when running out of twinkies becomes a matter of life or death

    1. avatar jwm says:

      “I don’t like coconut. Not the taste, the consistency.”

  35. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “I got 38’s in my hands, 40’s on my chest and more chins than a Chinese phone book”.

  36. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    I’m the rootenist ,tootenist , butter bean you’ve ever seen

  37. avatar Ralph says:

    Even at a young age, the future Chicago Chief Garry McCarthy had the perfect build for police work.

    1. avatar the ruester says:

      Lol being traumatized by a camera flash at a young age, the chief went on to harbor a lifelong grudge against stop lights!

  38. avatar Cliff H says:

    The youngest member of Blue Bloods gets an early start with both pistols and donuts.

  39. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    Reach for the pie, pardner.

  40. avatar Jack Wagner says:

    “Give me the cake or else I’m gonna feed you some lead!”

  41. avatar jwm says:

    Somebody gave that igloo guns.

  42. avatar jmmy james says:

    Freeze, you flat bellied bastard!

  43. avatar Rick K says:

    Fat Bast*rd’s mini me

    Get in my belly

  44. avatar AaronW says:

    Said director John Woo… “No… I wanted CHOW-YUN Fat!”

  45. avatar Mikele says:

    Twinkies! All of them and no one gets hurt!

  46. avatar JTPhilly says:

    Go ahead, punk. Make my d…wait are those cupcakes?!

  47. avatar Craig says:

    “The Donald” touting his earliest pro 2A convictions.

  48. avatar Cerickson says:

    That’s right Ray. It’s the Staypuft Marshmallow Man……EXERCISING HIS SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS!!!

  49. avatar Mike says:

    Mrs. Clinton was surprisingly comfortable with firearms in her younger years.

  50. avatar 907sig says:

    Michael Moore’s future credibility as a gun control advocate is now in question…

  51. avatar Claymore says:

    Porky get your gun

  52. avatar Rich says:

    “Gimme back my damn Twinkies!”

  53. avatar Adub says:

    Gimme your lunch money and nobody gets hurt!

  54. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    NO BAFF (bath)!!!

  55. avatar Ing says:

    Ghostbusters Reloaded. Revenge of the Sta-Puft Marshmallow baby!

  56. avatar David T says:

    Mommy sent me.

  57. avatar David T says:

    “Your my Da Da and I love you, but never take sides with anyone outside the family again.”

  58. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    pugsley stopped dead in his tracks when he saw spot “roasting” wednesday’s “marshmallows.”
    dang it. spot was the munsters.

  59. avatar Kevin says:

    Two tickets to the gun show! Pew pew!

  60. avatar A in MA says:

    Boxer Tactical Daily Digest 6.3.16: background checks for Big Mac purchases, 3 day wait for soda, and why guns promote positive body image

  61. avatar Taylor TX says:

    Truffle shuffle… I got yer truffle shuffle right here!

  62. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    Where’s the BBQ….I brought my guns!
    I want my…baby back….baby back….baby back ribs!

  63. avatar anaxis says:

    For a second, I thought these were the nude Amy Schumer photos everyone was talking about.
    Then I noticed she’s not wearing orange in this one.

  64. avatar Ben Thompson says:

    The extremes Tater is pushed to when trying to protect his Mac’n Cheese.

  65. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    That’s GEORGE Nelson. Not BABYFACE. My name is GEORGE!

    1. avatar Defens says:

      One of my favorite movies!

      1. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

        It’s a shame that George Clooney never realized that his true calling was comedy. He could have been the second coming of Peter Sellers.

  66. avatar Fight islam Now says:

    I said “pancakes”…….now!

  67. avatar Somebody Special says:

    You’re gangsta? I’m pretty gangsta too!

  68. avatar Patrick says:

    Drop the Krispy Kreme’s and nobody gets hurt

  69. avatar Jon in CO says:

    Stay Puftt…

  70. avatar Dave M says:

    “I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr Stay Puft…..”

  71. avatar PeterK says:

    All I said was “Are you a cowboy?”

  72. avatar Roymond says:

    “Say ‘exercise’ one more time….”

  73. avatar Darkstar says:

    Ok, hand over the insulin and nobody gets hurt

  74. avatar jwm says:

    Most people forget that before he was John “Duke” Wayne he was Marion M. Morrison.

  75. avatar LHW says:

    Where’s my box of chocolates, momma?

  76. avatar Clark says:

    This is National Donut Day so just put the box down and slowly back away…

  77. avatar Jasonius says:

    Hell yeah I pool carry!

  78. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    Give me the candy and nobody gets hurt!

  79. avatar Swarf says:


  80. avatar Mike Kovacs says:

    Hand over those Cheetos or I will pry them out of your cold dead hands!

  81. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    You can eat lead! I’ll have some cake.

  82. avatar JasonM says:

    Look at this baby!

  83. avatar John L. says:

    Where’d you get a picture of me?

  84. avatar Alex Brooks says:

    Step away from my biscuits & gravy

  85. avatar Gregolas says:

    When Oompa-Loompas go bad….

  86. avatar crzapy says:

    Hands off the Twinkies and no one gets hurt!

  87. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    Early vintage photo of Elmer Fudd auditioning for a role with Warner Bros. Looney Tunes

  88. avatar Gun-toting liberal Illinois atheist says:

    Vickers really let himself go.

  89. avatar Matt in Maine says:

    Gimme my baby back baby back.

  90. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Pastel o plomo?

  91. avatar brainman says:

    I’ve come fer yer daughter, Chuck!

  92. avatar SteveO says:

    Say hello to my little friend!

  93. avatar Prairie Smoke Jake says:

    ” chubby-chubby-bang-bang “

    1. avatar Prairie Smoke Jake says:

      Extra bragging rights to anyone who can name the author of the original book “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” without using google to look it up. Here is a hint … he is British and is remembered as the author of one of the most famous British fictional characters of all time!

  94. avatar CASES4CASES says:

    “Gemmie dem cookies!”

  95. avatar Badgerman says:

    Shannon Watts finally found her perfect photo to rebrand “Everytown”, for the sake of the children. Dounch ya know.

  96. “Photos from Toronto mayor Rob Ford’s youth revealed his substance abuse started much earlier than previously thought.”

  97. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Respect my authoritah!”

  98. avatar Paul53 says:

    Pampers? Yeah, I got stinkin Pampers! Pew, pew!

  99. avatar jwm says:

    The pillsbury doughboy had a rough childhood.

  100. avatar CRF says:

    “Put the candy in the bag, and nobody gets hurt”

  101. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    “As easy as taking what?”

  102. avatar Paul53 says:

    Boys shooting anything bigger than .9mm out of a pistol are just compensating for lack of sexual prowess. Sigmund Floyd said that on his best album, “The Dark Side of the Id.”

  103. avatar Will Drider says:

    Who you calling “Fluffy”, Punk!

  104. avatar mark s. says:

    True story .
    Most people don’t know that even in the 1800’s photography was prevalent and like most cattle ranchers , Ben Cartwright was quite the armature photographer . This is of coarse Ben Cartwright , there are also great picks of Adam , Annabelle , Alice and everyone’s favorite , little Joe .
    I particularly like the ones of Annabelle in the shower .

  105. avatar mark s. says:

    It’s Hoss , Hoss Cartwright , Ben took the freaking picture .

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