Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest ContestFun and Games Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - June 3, 2016 128 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Commenter dh34 took last week’s prize of a new Black Arch holster. If you’d like one, get creative and enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck! RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Magic ATF Ball! Gear Review: Spüt Targets Reactive Targets New From X Products: X-1 Stand Alone Launcher (NOT a Firearm) 128 COMMENTS The Penguin started his life of crime at a young age. Reply Not bad, Vhyrus. I hate to do it to you, but mine”s *better*: “Ralph, age two.” *Snicker*… Reply Glen Beck’s inner child at the thought of Donald Trump. Reply Glen Beck’s inner child response to satellite radio one week ban for threatening a president candidate. Am I too hard on Beck? ? So, they banned him for one week, on the week he is on vacation. H’mm. What am I missing on that? Leave Glenn alone . No, Ralph’s would be on a tintype. Reply More cake…..NOW! Reply Anybody f*cks with my twinkies there will be consequences and repercussions.? Reply Here we see the infamous ‘Baby Faced’ Nelson in one of his more vulnerable moments. Reply Dang it! You beat me to it. I was going to say, “This is a photo of the real ‘Baby Face Nelson’. Reply Why don’t YOU do the truffle shuffle! Reply Put the cake in the bag and nobody gets hurt. Reply The Michelin Man’s career had some odd moments before he landed his namesake role. Reply YFWG Reply Dammit. Beat me to it! Reply Winnah! Reply My favorite! Made me laugh. Reply Love it! Reply Nice! Reply Young Chris Farley loved him some six shooters Reply Pew pew pew? More like moo moo moo. Reply I think a found an image of this kid as an adult. http://i.imgur.com/uQg4I.jpg Reply “and especially for you, ms. clinton, ‘from my moist, sticky hands!'” Reply He was short and fat, and rode out of the West With a Mogen David on his silver vest. He was mean and nasty right clear through, Which was kinda weird, ’cause he was yellow too. They called him Irving. Big Irving. Big, short Irving. Big, short, fat Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West. He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread, With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head. He always followed his mother’s wishes, Even on the range he used two sets of dishes. Irving. Big, fat Irving. Big sissy Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West. A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he, But Irving was looking for one forty-three. Walked into Sol’s Saloon like a man insane, And ordered three fingers of two cents plain. Irving. Big, fat Irving. Big sport Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West. One day Bad Max happened into town. His aim was to shoot fat Irving down. Bad Max said, “Draw, and draw right now!” And Irving drew, drew a picture of a cow. Irving. Big, fat Irving. Big gunfighter Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West. The James Boys was comin’ on a train at first sun, And the town said, “Irving, we need your gun.” When that train pulled in at the break of dawn, Irving’s gun was there, but Irving was gone. Irving. Big, fat Irving. Big help, Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West. Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly. It was right outside the Frontier Deli. He was sittin’ there twirlin’ his gun around, And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down! Irving. Big, fat Irving. Big dumb-dumb Irving. Big dumb-dumb dead Irving. The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West. Really. Reply Great Frank Gallup song. I’m pleased to see that someone else knows this ditty. Reply The Ballad of Irving- Frank Gallop. I remember hearing this on the Dr. Demento radio show when I was a kid. Reply From the makers of “Growing up Gotti” we present “Growing up Christi.” Reply Hold it right there, Pardner. These guns are loaded, and so are my drawers….. Reply Frank Gallop! I remember hearing this on the Dr. Demento radio show when I was a kid. Reply Master race, indeed. Reply Hey, let go my eggo!! Reply “In an unusual and ironic twist, friends and family say Billy’s life improved dramatically after he was introduced to cocaine in high school.” Reply That one made me laugh. Reply That one’s pretty good. Reply An early photograph released by the Christie campaign showing his pro gun bona-fides. Reply You will respect my authoritah! Reply “Kyle, give me your Jew Gold!” Reply All of the above, plus poor trigger discipline! Reply Revolvers and rickets-a winning combo! Reply Thu ,thu,thu ,thea,thea that’s all folks! Reply Slowpoke Radregez, cousin to speedy Gunzales, always armed! Reply Boss Hog before dealing with them Duke boys. Reply Bloated Weapons!!!!!! Reply Your Twinkies or your life! Reply Yeah go ahead, make the fat joke I dare you. Reply Imagine the poor rocking horse this kid rode in on! Reply Chris Christie before he moved to New Jersey. Reply Not gonna put up with you fat shaming me! Reply The deadliest Ted Kennedy was until he got his DL. Reply I don’t care what you say Mama June, Honey Boo Boo and me’s gettin hitched! Reply when running out of twinkies becomes a matter of life or death Reply “I don’t like coconut. Not the taste, the consistency.” Reply “I got 38’s in my hands, 40’s on my chest and more chins than a Chinese phone book”. Reply I’m the rootenist ,tootenist , butter bean you’ve ever seen Reply Even at a young age, the future Chicago Chief Garry McCarthy had the perfect build for police work. Reply Lol being traumatized by a camera flash at a young age, the chief went on to harbor a lifelong grudge against stop lights! Reply The youngest member of Blue Bloods gets an early start with both pistols and donuts. Reply Reach for the pie, pardner. Reply “Give me the cake or else I’m gonna feed you some lead!” Reply Somebody gave that igloo guns. Reply Freeze, you flat bellied bastard! Reply Fat Bast*rd’s mini me Get in my belly Reply Said director John Woo… “No… I wanted CHOW-YUN Fat!” Reply Twinkies! All of them and no one gets hurt! Reply Go ahead, punk. Make my d…wait are those cupcakes?! Reply “The Donald” touting his earliest pro 2A convictions. Reply That’s right Ray. It’s the Staypuft Marshmallow Man……EXERCISING HIS SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS!!! Reply Mrs. Clinton was surprisingly comfortable with firearms in her younger years. Reply Michael Moore’s future credibility as a gun control advocate is now in question… Reply Porky get your gun Reply “Gimme back my damn Twinkies!” Reply Gimme your lunch money and nobody gets hurt! Reply NO BAFF (bath)!!! Reply Ghostbusters Reloaded. Revenge of the Sta-Puft Marshmallow baby! Reply Mommy sent me. Reply “Your my Da Da and I love you, but never take sides with anyone outside the family again.” Reply pugsley stopped dead in his tracks when he saw spot “roasting” wednesday’s “marshmallows.” dang it. spot was the munsters. Reply Two tickets to the gun show! Pew pew! Reply Boxer Tactical Daily Digest 6.3.16: background checks for Big Mac purchases, 3 day wait for soda, and why guns promote positive body image Reply Truffle shuffle… I got yer truffle shuffle right here! Reply Where’s the BBQ….I brought my guns! I want my…baby back….baby back….baby back ribs! Reply For a second, I thought these were the nude Amy Schumer photos everyone was talking about. Then I noticed she’s not wearing orange in this one. Reply The extremes Tater is pushed to when trying to protect his Mac’n Cheese. Reply That’s GEORGE Nelson. Not BABYFACE. My name is GEORGE! Reply One of my favorite movies! Reply It’s a shame that George Clooney never realized that his true calling was comedy. He could have been the second coming of Peter Sellers. Reply I said “pancakes”…….now! Reply You’re gangsta? I’m pretty gangsta too! Reply Drop the Krispy Kreme’s and nobody gets hurt Reply Stay Puftt… Reply “I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr Stay Puft…..” Reply All I said was “Are you a cowboy?” Reply “Say ‘exercise’ one more time….” Reply Ok, hand over the insulin and nobody gets hurt Reply Most people forget that before he was John “Duke” Wayne he was Marion M. Morrison. Reply Where’s my box of chocolates, momma? Reply This is National Donut Day so just put the box down and slowly back away… Reply Hell yeah I pool carry! Reply Give me the candy and nobody gets hurt! Reply Murica. Reply Hand over those Cheetos or I will pry them out of your cold dead hands! Reply You can eat lead! I’ll have some cake. Reply Look at this baby! Reply Where’d you get a picture of me? Reply Step away from my biscuits & gravy Reply When Oompa-Loompas go bad…. Reply Hands off the Twinkies and no one gets hurt! Reply Early vintage photo of Elmer Fudd auditioning for a role with Warner Bros. Looney Tunes Reply Vickers really let himself go. Reply Gimme my baby back baby back. Reply Pastel o plomo? Reply I’ve come fer yer daughter, Chuck! Reply Say hello to my little friend! Reply ” chubby-chubby-bang-bang “ Reply Extra bragging rights to anyone who can name the author of the original book “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” without using google to look it up. Here is a hint … he is British and is remembered as the author of one of the most famous British fictional characters of all time! Reply “Gemmie dem cookies!” Reply Shannon Watts finally found her perfect photo to rebrand “Everytown”, for the sake of the children. Dounch ya know. Reply “Photos from Toronto mayor Rob Ford’s youth revealed his substance abuse started much earlier than previously thought.” Reply “Respect my authoritah!” Reply Pampers? Yeah, I got stinkin Pampers! Pew, pew! Reply The pillsbury doughboy had a rough childhood. Reply “Put the candy in the bag, and nobody gets hurt” Reply “As easy as taking what?” Reply Boys shooting anything bigger than .9mm out of a pistol are just compensating for lack of sexual prowess. Sigmund Floyd said that on his best album, “The Dark Side of the Id.” Reply Who you calling “Fluffy”, Punk! Reply True story . Most people don’t know that even in the 1800’s photography was prevalent and like most cattle ranchers , Ben Cartwright was quite the armature photographer . This is of coarse Ben Cartwright , there are also great picks of Adam , Annabelle , Alice and everyone’s favorite , little Joe . I particularly like the ones of Annabelle in the shower . Reply It’s Hoss , Hoss Cartwright , Ben took the freaking picture . Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.