Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - September 2, 2016 92 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ John L. won last week’s contest. If you’d like a beautiful new Black Arch Holster, put your thinking cap on and enter an entertaining caption for this pic in the comments by Sunday at midnight. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR An Open Letter to Open Carriers An Actual Dream Gun…My Grandfather’s Hand-Me-Down Shotgun Today Is Your Last Chance to Win NSSF’s +One Gearbox Giveaway 92 COMMENTS Revolvers and handcuffs. When schools valued discipline. Reply At least one of these has got to be loaded, the zombies are about to come through that door! Reply “These give an entirely new meaning to the phrase ‘corrective support’.” Reply This is the best Christmas ever! Reply Beat me to it. Reply This will be the most intense game of Russian roulette _ever_! Reply Hurry and hide em boys, old Cankles could come at any moment! Reply “Look what Santa brought us !” Reply Some kind of bizarre G-Man game… Reply Is this all we have for the cartels??? Reply How much do you think we can get at the buyback this weekend? Reply Back in the day we called those man cards. Reply One for you, one for me. Two for you, one-two for me… Reply How about that? Three gun buy backs and we still don’t know which one of these evil revolvers killed Colonel Mustard in the library. Reply It became quickly apparent to the ATF that cataloguing all the guns was going to be difficult. Reply Nobody beats an Edgar Hoover house-warming present. Reply Good thing I took a picture before our tragic boat trip, otherwise they would never believe me ? Reply Fifty years ago, these guys beat Geraldo to Al Capone’s vault. Reply Look, it is the new FBI, DHS, and DEA handguns from the winning company . 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Reply “so that’s what’s inside the ‘federal bureau’…” Reply Ah the latest fast and furious shipment has arrived….. Reply “hey! somebody took all of our bullets and keys!” Reply Now that we have confiscated all the contraband in Chicago, lets make a pretty penny selling out the backdoor. Reply These ain’t even loaded…see? click, click, click,…oops. Reply “Today before the long weekend, the FBI released a series of documents concerning the Hillary Clinton email investigation. Among those documents was a photo of FBI agents preparing to execute an arrest warrant for Mrs. Clinton, prior to being recalled by the political appointees at the Department of Justice.” Reply you say these were just left at the goodwill box? Reply I’m not a cop, but I’m pretty sure I know what to do with these… YOINK! Reply “Wait. These are silver bullets. That’s a Rangers badge. You guys don’t think…..” Reply When the NRA designs a point & click, hidden object game. Reply It’s an arsenal! It’s a cache! It’s freedom, man! Reply Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas Milwaukee with all that stuff. Reply ATF Operation Fast and Furious: Back to the Future Edition. “Marty, we’ve got to get these guns to the Mexicans or you’ll never be born!” “This is heavy Doc!” Reply oooh definitely a close second Reply “No, dummy! The gats are for us, the whips and chains are for J. Edgar. And just a tip, if he invites you to a party, tell him you’re busy…” Reply Ah crap, this one’s tied for 2nd in my book. I’m still laughing Reply These boys need some Black Arch holsters. Reply Texas Rangers open time capsule from the turn of the 19th Century Reply “Oh for Pete’s sake! Nothin’ but Iver Johnsons an…whasiss?…Taurus?!” Reply “Bob I gotta hand it to ya. This is much better than a barrel full of monkeys!” Reply If you’re good, Santa will bring you wheel-guns. Bad, a box of moon clips and a mess of leg irons. Reply “All these handcuffs… I need to hit Hobby Lobby for some fuzzy stuff and the wife and I are gonna have an interesting weekend”. Reply What? All of this came in that Swiffer box ? Reply “Wait… where are my wig and stockings? “ Reply You say these are part of Hilary’s plan to keep Bill off the interns? Reply “The FBI eagerly uncrates the very first shipment of the new Glock 17Ms and their DOJ-mandated Safety Locks” Reply They’re gettin’ away! One of these has gotta have some bullets! Reply “please accept our meager offer of a .22 rimfire filled pouch in exchange for all of this hardware.” Reply When Special Agent Bob retired they cleaned out his desk. Reply “Aww, whaddya mean we can only keep one!” Reply That…. Ladies and Gentleman, was how tea bagging was born. Reply Okay, you win – your son DOES have the coolest toy box. Reply I’ve got dibs on any model 10’s !! Reply “Ladies and gentlemen of the press. We are experts from the BATFE. The current Admin in Washington would like for us to show you a prime example of an Arsenal Of Extra Deadly And School Kid Murdering Assault Weapons. “ Reply “It was under her server…HONEST!” Reply Good news boys. Hot lead’s back on the menu. Reply We got guns, handcuffs, we are ready to raid the Clinton Foundation. Reply This was what was in the duffle bag thrown from Chris Brown’s window while the cops waited for the warrants. Reply You’re right .38 Special wasn’t enough, we should’ve switched to .357 Magnum years ago! Reply There’s gotta be a glock here somewhere in this trash! 🙂 Reply “Mighty fine crop this year, boys” Reply We sure cleaned up at that Georgia auction! Reply In 1950 militarizing cops meant a revolver for each hand. Reply Houdini might be able to get out of those cuffs, but no illusion will help him avoid the bullets… Reply Where will you be, when your laxative kicks in? Reply …and now for our safety training segment. Reply Maybe we should not have sold ALL the furniture pay for this box of goodies. Reply FBI agents getting ready for the Hillary Clinton rally. Reply Honestly guys, this is just a fraction of the stuff Coolidge kept stashed around the White House. Somebody already beat me to the 1911s! Reply Senator, I know you said these guns were evil, but we can’t quite figure out how to arrest them. Reply Hurry! We gotta lock these things up before they sprout legs and start wreaking havoc! Don’t you guys know guns kill people?! Reply Look at all of these fully-semi-automatic-single action weapons of destruction we confiscated today! Reply “I got two eyes and two hands; dual-wielding is the logical outcome.” Reply “He not only escaped the irons and shackles, but grabbed our only production sample of the new j-frame” Reply “See here, Smitty. No external safeties on these bad boys. If we ever switch to those plastic fantastics, I want ’em without any of those pesky safety switches.” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.