Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 12, 2016 93 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Last week Hoplopfheil took top honors with “Say ‘fur is murder’ one more time, I dare you.” If you’d like a new Black Arch holster too, enter the best caption for this pic by midnight Sunday. Good luck. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR An Actual Dream Gun…My Grandfather’s Hand-Me-Down Shotgun Today Is Your Last Chance to Win NSSF’s +One Gearbox Giveaway The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal 93 COMMENTS “There’s a guy climbing Trump tower with suction cups!” “I see ’em”. Reply That Amazon drone is MINE! Reply Rosie has decided that a somewhat more proactive form of riveting might be called for… Reply Moms demand Full Auto Action! Reply Nice. Reply Ah’m bout to wet dat fools shirt. Sup foo…buck buck buck. 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