Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Vintage Photos of Girl with Pistol (8)

Last week Hoplopfheil took top honors with “Say ‘fur is murder’ one more time, I dare you.” If you’d like a new Black Arch holster too, enter the best caption for this pic by midnight Sunday. Good luck.



  1. avatar strych9 says:

    “There’s a guy climbing Trump tower with suction cups!”

    “I see ’em”.

  2. avatar JohnF says:

    That Amazon drone is MINE!

  3. avatar Ejh says:

    Rosie has decided that a somewhat more proactive form of riveting might be called for…

  4. avatar Uncle Fester says:

    Moms demand Full Auto Action!

    1. avatar Cliff H says:


  5. avatar Me says:

    Ah’m bout to wet dat fools shirt. Sup foo…buck buck buck.

  6. avatar DrewR55 says:

    I’ll teach those kids not to play Quidditch over my barley fields.

    1. avatar Bruce Webb says:

      I like it.

  7. avatar Ryan S. says:

    “Thelma, Louise, and Beatrice,” test shot before the rewrite.

  8. avatar Ivarr says:

    Recoil? What do you mean by recoil?

  9. avatar CarlWinslo says:

    It’s dove season.

  10. avatar Duncan H says:

    “get the pigeon” in song from Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines

  11. avatar JasonM says:

    Well, I suppose it could be a bird or Superman, but I’m fairly certain it’s a Stuka dive bomber.

  12. avatar CD says:

    Damn Geese!

  13. avatar 10mm says:

    It’s a shame that belt-fed trap shooting never really caught on…

  14. avatar Silvio I says:

    Who says Women can’t shoot down “Birds”

  15. avatar Doug says:

    Curses! I, the Red Baron, shot down by a girl in a sidecar! They’ll roast me over this!

  16. avatar dh34 says:

    Miss Daisy’s original driver

  17. avatar A A Rod says:

    They talk about the A-10 Warthog’s 30mm GAU Gatling machine gun having about half the thrust as engines so firing the Gatling gun actually slows down the Warthog in flight. The .303 Vickers machine gun had about the same impact on motorcycles.

    1. avatar B Fitts says:


    2. avatar IdahoPete says:

      Actually, old chap, the machine gun mounted on that lovely lady’s sidecar is a Lewis gun, not a Vickers. .303 is correct.

      1. avatar Martin B says:

        And the Lewis was designed by a ‘Murican.

  18. avatar dh34 says:

    Standing on a corner on Winslow, Arizona and such a fine sight to see…

    Three girls my lord, with a Lewis Gun onboard slowin’ down to take a look at me…

    1. avatar 16V says:

      …And being very hopeful they aren’t 3 of your exes, who found each other on facebook, and figured-out the timelines.

    2. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Love it.

  19. avatar Larry says:

    Ok Ethel shoot thats the one from the Pub last night on the right

  20. avatar Doug says:

    What do you mean, ‘Don’t shoot down the ones with little targets on the sides’?

  21. avatar Ralph says:

    I’m gonna get one in the Jolly Green’s ass this time.

  22. avatar ed says:

    “How many is that Vivian? Oh, this is great fun!”

  23. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Thelma! Hurry and shoot the Fokker!
    Betty, quit your damn cussin!

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      Give Tom his holster! (That’s not a caption entry, it’s a vote.)

    2. avatar Ralph says:

      Except that fokker was flying a Messerschmidt.

  24. avatar NikcaP says:

    “See? This what happens when we let women vote!”
    “They end up enjoying shooting guns on a autotrike?”

  25. avatar Tom W. says:

    I told you the Stuka were here and in season. By all means Abigail, you may fire when ready.

  26. avatar LHW says:


    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      fifty thumbs up! (one for each state)

  27. avatar Pete says:

    The truth behind the Hindenburg disaster finally revealed. Susan Eastman, eager to surprise her husband, George, with what was later infamously described as a “Kodak moment” sadly confused what she thought was his new camera with what he called “his lil friend.”

  28. avatar d54 says:

    I love skeet shooting……PULL!

  29. avatar Don't push my bullet buttons says:

    Introducing the newest members of the Stormtrooper Corps: the all female mobile anti-air battery. Smugglers and rebel scum had best watch out!

  30. Oh, yeah. I can hit ‘im from here.

  31. avatar New Chris says:


  32. avatar Tommy Hobbes says:

    Yes, the earmuffs are unfashionable….. simply dont accessorize with the Lewis Gun.

    Oh, is that a Lewis Gun in your sidecar, or are you just happy to see me?

  33. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    When i said shoot for the moon i didn’t mean it this way…

  34. avatar BDub says:

    Mildred: Third Sopwith left of the lead.

    Ethel: You sure that’s him?

    Mildred: Mmmhmm.

    Florence: Down that cheatin’ bastard already, Ethel!

  35. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “Remember to hold the brakes this time, OK Emma?”

  36. avatar Brian says:

    “Depiction of early Anti-Trump, Hillary Supporters, seen here ready to take down any plane with orders from Hillary’s private email server”

  37. avatar Phil LA says:

    I’m Rick James, bitch.

  38. avatar barnbwt says:

    Defensive Driving.

  39. avatar Nynemillameetuh says:

    On the way to Suffragette City.

  40. avatar neiowa says:

    “Get ’em Hillery, you can’t let that MAN get away with _____”.

  41. avatar anaxis says:

    “We can’t stop here, this is bat country!”

  42. avatar B Fitts says:

    “I say, did that bird just whistle at us?”

    “I will get that misogynist bastard!”

  43. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Damn drones! Pass me another drum Beatrice!”

  44. avatar Cmgrem says:

    “Say what one more time!”

  45. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Say hello to my little friend!
    His name is Lewis.

  46. avatar Nam62 says:

    We are tired of the Jolly Green Giant pissing on our house!!

  47. avatar Penetty says:

    But I called “Shotgun”.

  48. avatar Model 31 says:

    Whoa, with the operators out here, who is minding the phones?

  49. avatar Kyle says:

    Hold onto your butts

  50. avatar Mark C. says:

    “There’s nothing like Skeet shooting with a machine gun!”

  51. avatar SouthAl says:


  52. avatar DrewR55 says:

    The Golden Girls before they moved to Miami.

  53. avatar SouthAl says:

    Field testing for moa (minute of airplane) accuracy.

  54. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    Golly, Phyllis always calls “shotgun.”

  55. avatar Don Carson says:

    What did you say the limit was?

  56. avatar Gunr says:

    What did you say the limit was?

  57. avatar Bob says:

    The moment when a great idea was born — “If we could just get this machine gun closer to that enemy airplane up there, it would be much easier to shoot it down.”

  58. avatar jwm says:

    Dr. Evil, realizing he was open to a ton of lawsuits, ordered his HR department to start hiring female Henchpersons.

  59. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    USO support staff testing a prototype of the world’s first t-shirt cannon

  60. avatar jwm says:

    “You know, Molly, it’s only a drive by if we’re actually driving. Get moving.”

  61. avatar Scottlac says:

    TTAG unveils it’s contribution to control zika vector mosquitoes.

  62. avatar jwm says:

    Ride of the Valkryries.

  63. avatar Imp says:

    Make it rain, Maude.

  64. avatar Kap says:

    Shoot an Scoot

  65. avatar jwm says:

    The lengendary First polish Armored Cavalry about to engage the German blitzkrieg for the first time.

    There would be no second time.

  66. avatar jwm says:

    Before the NFA commuting was a much more polite and civilized event. Not a single curse word was heard or middle finger seen.

  67. avatar AJ in CA says:

    Playing “Angry Birds” in 1933 had a different meaning.

  68. avatar Ing says:

    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s down!

  69. avatar jwm says:

    This is what comes of women getting in touch with their inner male.

    If you want to see what comes of men getting in touch with their inner female, visit San Francisco.

  70. avatar SouthAl says:

    For ladies with a Lewis, the sky is the limit.

  71. avatar Rick K says:

    If they bring a knife to the fight. We’ll bring a gun….That’s not a gun Barry, THIS is a gun.

  72. avatar jwm says:

    Before the pill, there was the anti stork patrol.

  73. avatar bontai Joe says:

    When I say that My aunt Izzy, aunt Gladys and my grandmother were tough old broads, I wasn’t kidding, here is the proof!

  74. avatar jwm says:

    “Oh crap! Cease fire! Cease fire! Oh we’re in such trouble! That’s a red sleigh!”

  75. avatar jimmy james says:

    Hand me another pie tin full of whoop ass.

  76. avatar jwm says:

    “Dammit, Mindy! I can’t keep shouting Pew, Pew, Pew! Snap out of it and pass me that next drum!”

  77. avatar jwm says:

    “Francis. That seam on that zeppelin is crooked. Be a dear and unstitch it for me. I can’t stand such sloppy workmanship.

  78. avatar Matt in SC says:

    “Needs more toe out!”

  79. avatar Matt in SC says:

    “Needs more toe out!”

  80. avatar jwm says:

    “This is going to make us late for tea.”

  81. avatar Shawn Graber says:

    “Let’s see my husband’s Punt gun keep up with THIS.”

  82. avatar jwm says:

    “Quick, Betty, toss that m1 clip out. See if the “ping” makes him stick his head out.”

  83. avatar jwm says:

    Hun. The other white meat.

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