Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 12, 2016 93 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Last week Hoplopfheil took top honors with “Say ‘fur is murder’ one more time, I dare you.” If you’d like a new Black Arch holster too, enter the best caption for this pic by midnight Sunday. Good luck. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 93 COMMENTS “There’s a guy climbing Trump tower with suction cups!” “I see ’em”. Reply That Amazon drone is MINE! Reply Rosie has decided that a somewhat more proactive form of riveting might be called for… Reply Moms demand Full Auto Action! Reply Nice. Reply Ah’m bout to wet dat fools shirt. Sup foo…buck buck buck. Reply I’ll teach those kids not to play Quidditch over my barley fields. 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