Ashley Culberg Doesn’t Get It

Ms. Culberg’s handing out promotional bumph for The Outdoor Channel. I asked her if she’d ever fired a machine gun. Negative. I asked her if she watched The Outdoor Channel. “I have Direct TV so I don’t get it.” Roger that.


  1. avatar William says:

    Doesn’t John Riggins have a show on that network? Bet Riggo could straighten her out.

  2. avatar Ivy Mike says:

    I don’t get it either. No cable, no satellite. Eatin’ a lot of peaches though.

  3. avatar Terry says:

    The Brits would echo your last sentence with a different intent. Oh, and I watch the Outdoor Channel on DirectTV, but I can split atoms with my mind.

    1. avatar Swarf says:

      Sure, but I’ll bet you can’t shovel snow out of your driveway with your chin like she can.

      1. avatar AlphaGeek says:

        Oh, that was brutal. And after taking another look at the photo… I would say she took that one right on the chin.

  4. avatar Aharon says:

    Her job isn’t to get it. Her job is to give it.

  5. avatar Daniel Silverman says:

    Well she is cute though lol

    1. avatar duke nukem says:

      …. but shes retarded!!!! maybe juliana crowler? aka the glock girl would better fit this bill

  6. avatar JoDo says:

    I’m sure Ashley Culberg “Gets It” all the time.

  7. avatar JT says:

    Who is this and why should we care?

    1. avatar David W. says:

      I concur….

      There are things at SHOT show more interesting and fun to look at then pretty girls Farago, go take pictures of the guns!

      1. avatar Sammy says:

        I think Mr Farago may be easily distracted by curvy things.

  8. avatar Leo338 says:

    I have DirecTV and I get that channel.

    1. avatar Swarf says:

      I’ll bet you can split atoms with your mind too, then. Give it a shot!

  9. avatar RKflorida says:

    Don’t know who she is and definitely don’t want to hear what she says.

  10. avatar Ralph says:

    I don’t know who Ashley is, but her Facebook page confirms that she’s female. In case you were wondering.

  11. avatar Sammy says:

    Very cold, gentlemen.

  12. avatar John Fritz says:

    “I have Direct TV so I don’t get it.”

    So then, the answer would be… No.

    Is there one single person on the face of the earth that will answer a question the first time it’s asked?

  13. avatar Ing says:

    Hey, why snark at poor Ashley? It’s not her fault some schmuck in marketing ordered her to man (er…woman) the booth. She may not have product knowledge, but she’s likely a personable gal and (bonus) easy on the eyes, so what’s not to like?

    Besides…the Outdoor Channel? Ashley Culberg handing out promos is probably the best thing they’ve got going for them.

    1. avatar Moose says:

      and therein lies the problem

  14. avatar Jake says:

    The gal selling subscriptions at the Sports Afield booth. Best in the history of ever.

    1. avatar AlphaGeek says:

      As we say here on the Internets:

      Pictures or it didn’t happen.

  15. avatar Jay Dunn says:

    Blow 70 bucks on a Roku box and get just about any show in the known universe. You folks are so last century.

    1. avatar duke nukem says:

      da fuq is a roku box. better apple tv

    2. avatar Guy22 says:

      You folks are so last century.
      I don’t think Men looking at, or talking to a pretty girl has a Century???
      My to do list at these type shows is to:
      Check out the hot girls.
      Check out the neat cars. There is always one or two.
      Check out the stuff the show is about.
      Check out cool tools. Like the car’s there are always some.
      Eat well. Drink with people I like.
      Network!!! This being the most important.

    3. avatar AlphaGeek says:

      I was thinking the exact same thing. Then I remembered I added the Outdoor Channel to the main menu on my Roku like 4 months ago and haven’t watched it more than twice.

  16. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Mr. Farago!!! You asked her if she had ever fired a machine gun and she answered no. So did you OFFER to take her to the range and try one out? Did you even attempt to help her gain some gun knowledge? She is certainly an attractive young lady, you had the perfect opertunity to possibly spend some quality time with her, I hope you at least asked her.

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