Amy Schumer’s related to New York Senator Chuck Schumer, though their genetic connection is unclear even to Schumer herself. Some sources say the leather-clad comedian is the New York pol’s second cousin once removed. Removed? If only!
But seriously folks, what’s the opposite of “In this business you don’t cut funny!” And while you’re doing that math question: did Ms. Schumer steal any of this part of her routine? It doesn’t seem so.
And yes, I know: we’re a bit late to this game. But you’re welcome that we spared you the aforementioned breast moisturization bit (or the rest of her “horribly unfunny” routine).