Ace gun pornographer Oleg Volk has worked his magic on the new Springfield XD-9 Sub-Compact, now available with a $349 Viridian C5L green laser + light thingie. Is it me or does the mag extension and laser/light combo turn a not-entirely-ugly sub-compact handgun into a platypus pistol? Neither this (ultra-concealable nine) nor that (proper nine). Why not carry something smaller or something larger? If not, shouldn’t this gun have a red dot sight on top, just in case?