Home Entertainment What’s Wrong With This Picture? I-35 On Ramp Entertainment What’s Wrong With This Picture? I-35 On Ramp By Robert Farago - February 8, 2018 159 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ I Smart Phoned this picture — hands free of course — while stuck in traffic on my way to The Range At Austin. Something wasn’t right. What? ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Seen on the SHOT Show Floor: An Augmented Reality RPG Illinois Residents’ Legal Options are Dwindling A Couple Of New Year’s Resolutions That Are Really Worth Keeping 159 COMMENTS SIG sticker? Not really gray man. Reply Groot wouldn’t fit in a Ford Escape. Reply I’m pretty sure that’s Baby Groot. He definitely would fit. I just hope he’s not driving… Reply You doxxed somebody via license plate #? Reply are you dumb or just pretending to be? Reply He did possibly dox someone by showing the license plate. That info can be looked up depending on your connections; I have those sorts of connections. Reply that does not happen for free. i have a list you should think twice about helping me with. You should probably cover yours up, from here on out, so no one can see it “Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black.” – Henry Ford It’s not black? Reply Driving a Mexican made Ford. Reply Obviously the SIG sticker — anyone with any self respect would have ripped that off and burned it after the P320 fiasco. Reply Glock guy? Reply Steal my gun sticker? Reply Yes, and what ever else of value that might be in your car! Reply You picked the wrong time of day to go to the range? How long have you lived in Austin? Sometimes it’s faster to take South Congress to Slaughter. Reply Driver reading a newspaper? Reply Are Texas plates good forever? I don’t see an expiration date. Reply Yes. Reply Registration sticker goes on the windshield with plate number printed on it. Plates are replaced every 7 years. Reply We have a two-in-one registration/inspection sticker now which goes on the front window. They started that “Two steps, one sticker” system last year. Reply The car can’t be safely dropped? Reply Actually with cars, I think the airbag is supposed to go bang when it’s dropped. Reply Everything can be air dropped… at least once. Reply I’m guessing that’s your vehicle… Reply I assume you’re not referring to the SIG decal but I don’t know what the other one is. Somehow incongruent with the SIG sticker? Someone with headphones? Reply There’s no one driving the car!!!!!! 😱 Reply Brake lights are on. It’s an expressway, hit the damn go pedal Reply Not in Austin, Brother….. Reply It looks like someone in a bear costume driving. Reply It’s not a pick’m up truck?? Texas Cadillac, lol… Reply Dude my dad’s F150 has heated and air conditioned, massaging seats, radar cruise control, 360 cameras, and every other electronic ridiculous gizmo you can imagine. They really are Cadillacs haha Reply Which is why I drive an XL. Reply Just an F-150? Minimum required equipment for*Real* Texans is an F-350 diesel dually… *snicker* 😉 Reply A few years ago on a radio program called “Car talk” A dude called in and said he had just bought a vehicle as you described, and that he just loved it! The talk show guy replied: “What part of it do you love the most, the noise, or the fumes”? Preferably a 97 with the 7.3 Powerstroke, 4:10 rear end and in crew cab. :o) The end of an era :sniff: Actually, Texas Cadillac is a Chevy Suburban, not a pick up. Reply If it’s because you’re advertising that you are a gun owner, cut the dude a little slack. There are plenty of people who advertise that on their cars or clothing, nothing wrong with that unless you are one of the anal types who think one needs to be discreet about that 100% of the time Reply Some things are worth being anal about. OPSEC Reply Some things are worth publicly supporting. Reply 290 should be on the Sig side. Reply Gun sticker and tinted windows? I would venture to guess that raises the hackles on an officer pulling over car who can’t see inside when approaching. Reply Lots of people down south have tinted windows, what with the sun\heat and all. Lots of people down south also own and love guns. I’m not saying no cop would have that thought but I doubt it’s particularly wide-spread. Reply he is trying to go both north and south on I35? Reply You think the driver goes both ways????? Reply the car is aiming for the center of the sign – not clearly in the lane going north, or the lane going south. Reply Baby Groot goes to Waco and SIG goes to San Antonio? Did you ever tell us what was wrong with the holster commercial? Or are you just playing Kafka? Reply I think you almost got there. SIG is going south is the thing. Reply I GOT IT! There seems to be snow on the range, and al gore is apoplectic in his jet Reply I was going to say that the sun is in the sky and there is no snow … and that would only be strange if you lived in a northern state! Reply He spent all his money on Sigs and now the best car he can afford is a FORD. Sux 2B him. F-O-R-D Found on road, dead. Reply Fuckin Old Rebuilt Dodge, kinda my favorite, I gets to gettem both. Chev er in the ditch n let a Ford go by Reply Fails On Race Day! Reply F-O-R-D Fix or repair daily. F-I-A-T Fix it again Tony. Iv’e got one for Pontiac too, but it’s a bit racist. Reply Always laughed at the Pontiac one, but FORD is definitely First On Race Day Reply my sister always substitutes “nitwit”. years ago when i plowed my 860gts into a median a co- worker said that ducati stood for “drive up curb and total it.” Reply Haha. Never heard the Ducati one. Did we ever get answer? Or is this just a 2A supporter team building exercise? I left my ex wife over sh!t like this (among other things) and I won’t hesitate to divorce y’all over it as well! Just friggin tell us already damn we can’t tell you ever so slightly changed the tint of your neon blue hair dye nor can we tell you had 1/84 of an inch trimmed off you friggin cowlick! The only time we notice your damn shoes or toe nails is when you put em behind your ears so just freakin tell us what it is so we can say ” oh that looks nice dear.” Even though we have no effing clue what the hell you’re talking about!!!! Since when is it a friggin crime to wash colors in hot water!?!? Uhhh oops sorry guys flashback. Reply LMAO! Reply That was great,. :;-D Reply Wife: Notice anything different? Me: Nope. Wife: How do you like my new hair style? Me: If you really cared about my opinion, you would have asked it before you changed your hair. Reply Or : you assume I like your hair style and we both know what assume means. Reply Did you hear about the guy that took his wife to the zoo, and when they passed the gorilla cage, the ape reached out and grabbed the slim woman and pulled her through the bars, and into the cage. He tore her cloths off and was forcing himself on her. She screamed and yelled at her husband: “What do I do, he wants to have sex with me!” The husband said: do the same thing you do at home! Tell him you have a headache!” Reply LOL! 10/10!!! Reply This man speaks the truth. Reply +1 Reply Now that’s funny! Reply My wife got her long hair cut shorter, but it was still long enough that it curled under on her shoulders, so from the front it looked EXACTLY THE SAME. She asked if I noticed anything different, so I said no. She got mad and turned and walked away, which is when I noticed. I said “oh, you cut your hair”. Unfortunately, I didn’t include the words “it looks incredible and makes you a stunning goddess”, so it made her even angrier. Reply Seeing as how we just went through the whole “Would you carry a gun in your car?” bizness, I’m guessing that Mr. Farago thinks displaying a gun sticker on ones car is a good way to get ones windows busted out and ones weapon removed from the vehicle. Or not. Maybe he’s just fucking with us. Reply The gas cap is on the wrong side of that vehicle. I hate that. Reply kinda useful for highway fuelups so not everyone is on the same side long hoses work too she said. Reply His puppers are gonna get Waco’d. Reply Some dumbass reason known only to you trying to be clever? Reply I’m thinking it has something to do with SIG and Waco. Reply I’m thinking it has something to do with SIGs going to Waco. Reply It’s an “escape” Neither Waco or San Antonio is an escape. Reply Hahaha! Reply Waco, God in Heaven no. SA, yes if you appreciate good Mexican food. Reply This s*** does nothing but frustrate me. Playing these stupid games will cost you subscriptions… Reply The traffic over the bridge I live under? Reply Govt. Plate?….. how do you drive a polock crazy…..I ll tell you tomorrow. Reply I’m confuzzled. Reply I got it! You’re on your way to the range, a home away from home. However, it’s cloudy! As we all know, when you’re home on the range, the skies are not cloudy all day! Reply Do you guys ever think that RF just feeling like trolling all of us once in a while? Reply The driver hasn’t removed the sun shade from the windshield. If you look closely you can see the rear view mirror, but nothing else out the windshield. Why do I want to come to Texas in April? We have enough idiot drivers here in Washington state. Reply I’ll go with this one. It looks like two disks overlapping. Reply It’s off center. The fact that you took it. The fact that you posted it. That’s in order from least to most “wrong.” Reply Good lord just tell us what it is! This is frustrating! Reply The “Groot” (I am not familiar) character has on hearing protection, but no eye protection? Reply So let me guess you’re against open carry? (Yep, I started it.) Reply What’s wrong with this picture? You live in Austin is wrong, the liberal mecca of Texas. Reply ……steers and queers. You ain’t got no horns boy! Reply One of the LEDs in the center brake light is too bright….. Can we stop this now? Reply That’s my sisters car so think carefully about what you say next. Reply That explains the head bobbing up and down… Reply Professor Fordney was hunting in the Rockies when informed of a tragedy at one of the camps. Thinking he might be of some help, he went over, and, after introducing himself, Butler, the victim’s companion, told him of the accident. ‘When Marshall hadn’t returned to camp at nine o’clock last night, I was a bit worried because he didn’t know these mountains. There wasn’t a star out and it was dark and moonless, so I decided to look around for him. We’re five miles from anyone, you know. ‘Putting more wood on the fire, I set out. After searching for an hour, I was coming up the slope of a ravine when I saw a pair of eyes shining out at me in the dark. ‘Calling twice, and getting no answer, I fired, thinking it was a mountain lion. Imagine my horror when I reached the spot, struck a match, and saw I had nearly blown the head off Marshall. A terrible experience! ‘I carried his body back to camp and then walked to the nearest house to report the accident.’ ‘How far from camp did you find Marshall?’ asked Fordney. ‘About a quarter of a mile.’ ‘I see your right hand is bandaged. How do you manage to shoot with it?’ ‘Oh, I use either hand.’ ‘Mind if I look at the gun?’ ‘Not at all,’ said Butler, handing it over. ‘H’m, European make, I see. Had it long?’ ‘No, it’s rather new.’ ‘Why did you deliberately murder Marshall?’ demanded Fordney abruptly … ‘for that’s what you did.’ HOW DID FORDNEY KNOW? Reply Human eyes don’t reflect light. Good one. Reply Human eyes *do* reflect light, as anyone whose dealt with red-eye on a photograph taken with a flash can attest! On the right path, though. Reply If it was starless and moonless, how would there be any light to reflect into anything’s eyes? (Assuming an hour away from the fire wasn’t just the guy walking in circles!) Reply Winner! Story credit: A Ripley, MINUTE MYSTERIES Reply And in case I’m not the only one stuck at home, watching the snow accumulate through the window while drinking a pot of coffee this morning…. http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/50603 As fun as these stories are (they formed the foundation of every “mini mystery” in our middle school newspaper), a witness’s lie is in no way a confession to murder. Just sayin’. He couldn’t have struck a match if his hand were so bandaged that he had to use the other to shoot. Reply Ignored the four rules. QED. Reply If you’ve ever shined animals with a flashlight, or photographed them at night with flash, you know that their eyes will look a sort of greenish yellow, while human eyes look red. What do I win? Reply It was a dark, starless, moonless night. The nearest habitation was five miles. The eyes of no animal ever shine in the dark unless there is a light by which they can be reflected, and a man’s eyes never shine under any circumstances. Therefore, Butler could not possibly have seen any eyes shining at him in the dark. It was clearly murder. Reply It could have been manslaughter. Or self defense. Maybe the guy tried to kill Butler, and Butler doesn’t want to tarnish his memory. Marshall may have even killed himself, but Butler knows that the life insurance won’t pay out unless his death was an accident. We can never know the truth of almost anything with absolute certainty. Reply The eyes of people do indeed shine: https://www.allaboutvision.com/resources/red-eye-photo.htm Reply What’s wrong with this picture? What’s wrong is you wasting our time by posting that picture. Reply The only thing I can tell is the car is stopped dead and there is a line of cars in front, also stopped dead. Basically an expressway parking lot with the picture framed under a sign. Being from LA originally, nothing new here. All we need are some pan handlers walking by the cars with a bottle of dirty water tying to clean windshields or cardboard signs asking for beer money. Reply And if you go south of LA you can buy chicklets while you wait. Reply Waco equals Escape-San Antonio equals needing a Sig. Reply So, 290 doesn’t go South? Mercysdad.com Reply So the guy belongs to the Society for Indoor Gardening. Big whoop. Reply It is kinda of a bad idea for gun owners to be making nests in Austin. It isn’t going to get any less progressive and it ain’t going to stay the same either. SmugglyPuffs are going to kick your asses. Reply 1. Not a chance you did this ‘hands free’, 2. You get paid for this? Phoning it in like all the other bs sites now? Reply I got it! You were tailgating and taking a picture while driving. Reply The principle problem I see is that Waco and San Antonio are my only options. Reply Treehugger in a hybrid in Austin, with a Sig sticker. I am moot! Reply Right mirror Reply Go ahead and take 290 over to Red’s Indoor Range. Reply It looks as if there may be a gun case sticking up in the back seat. Reply He has a round chambered and doesn’t plan to use his gun? Really, this is stupid. Reply Police badge on license plate Reply Rear window tint too dark.If a cop can’t see and count the number of occupants they will stop the car.and look for drugs, illegals. Why give the cops an excuse? Reply Stickers and the arrows point to directions of interest. Reply No turn signal. Reply His NRA sticker is missing. Reply Fuck. Is this still going on? Reply Waco, where a bunch of young Groots were preventing from Escape and killed by jackboots from Austin using SIGs? Reply What’s wrong? Nothing. Reply What’s wrong? Nothing. Reply Stolen? – The license plate does NOT have Year/Month stickers on it. Is it a front plate from another car? Reply Don’t need them in Texas any longer. It is handled by your windshield sticker. Reply What’s not right? Left? Reply I replied to someone that got it close. I think the Answer is “Sig is going south” Reply If you are in Austin wouldn’t the sign pointing for Waco be showing South and not North? Reply Aren’t coexist stickers required for vehicles in Austin? Reply Waco isn’t right, it’s left. Reply So what the hell is the answer? Reply >Sig going south That’s not wrong at all Reply I’ll go with the driver needs to pick a freaking lane. Are they going to San Antonio or Waco? It’s not that hard a decision, but who knows when you’re taking up half of each lane. Reply What’s wrong is this is some sick, twisted variation on the “Weekend Photo Caption Contest” but nobody gets to win anything. Will we at least have an answer by Sunday Night? It better be good. Reply “IT’S A TRAP!” Reply Austin is Waco(whacko)? Reply Left tire at 20 psi. Two grasshoppers having sex on window, radio is playing opera, and the drivers sippin on gin and juice. Reply Patched bullet hole at the bottom of the rear hatch/trunk door? Reply Driver is listening to polkas but isn’t in New Braunfels yet. Reply Sorry, I don’t play stupid games. Reply You just did. Reply And the officer said “I need a 10-27 on a Texas GWV 1027” Control responds, “roger, Acknowledged that you need a 10-27 on a Texas GWV and repeat the last 4 positions?” Or what is the name of the Texas GWV? Officer: A 10-27 on a Texas GWV 1027 Control: Who’s on first??? Reply I’m curious, does 290 only go EAST? Reply There should only be two letters on the license plate? Reply The main thing I see wrong with the picture is you didn’t fuzz out the license plate. That’s kinda creepy actually. Reply You Missed your turn! With all that traffic you could have taken Congress (275) south to Slaughter and then the I-35 frontage road to the Range. https://www.google.com/maps/dir/30.2268354,-97.7701197/8625+S+IH+35+Frontage+Rd,+Austin,+TXemail@example.com,-97.788288,14z/data=!4m19!4m18!1m10!3m4!1m2!1d-97.7748428!2d30.2048849!3s0x8644b357fcf08b79:0x6bba9ec22de5c88!3m4!1m2!1d-97.7845995!2d30.1751367!3s0x8644b3335839b00f:0x4f3bad336b0e5ab!1m5!1m1!1s0x8644b333c22cfdc1:0x1c0b898b58f5faee!2m2!1d-97.7812084!2d30.1724564!3e0 But, then again just tell us your issue with the picture!!!! Reply So answer it already! It’s been five days already. Reply Seventeen days and counting……………. Reply Over two months and counting…………… Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. 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