Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Wilson Combat 2018 Calendar

Will there be a gun under your christmas tree?

courtesy dailymail.co.uk

“One more ‘Wolverines’ from him and he gets a louisville slugger upside his head.”

Last week’s winner was DJL. We have one more Wilson Combat 2018 calendar to give away his week. Just get your captions in the comments below before Sunday at midnight.

Wilson combat 2018 calendar


  1. avatar jwm says:

    “one more ‘Wolverines’ from him and he gets a louisville slugger upside his head.”

  2. avatar Phil LA says:

    “Yay! This is the LAST GUN. I swear…”

  3. avatar Madcapp says:

    “You’ll shoot your schlong off.”

  4. avatar Gregolas says:

    “OH, great, Honey ! Now I can shoot the neighbor’s dog !”

  5. avatar Susie Q says:

    “Look, mommy, the Seattle Seahawks are gonna need this next year”!!!!

  6. avatar JasonM says:

    “Fine! I get it. You wanted a violin.”

  7. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Looks like he’s cleaning a fish with a rifle.

  8. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Sadly, Gavin found out the hard way that the Honor Guard rifle was not drop-safe either.

  9. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    That crooked picture is buggin’ the crap out of me.

  10. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Look at what’s on the table… What kind of white trash drinks NyQuil on Jesus’ birthday?!

    1. avatar Gunwrites says:

      Well the liquor stores are closed and they’re all out of Colt 45.

    2. avatar Geoff PR says:

      ” What kind of white trash drinks NyQuil on Jesus’ birthday?!”

      Oh, please. You act like you’ve never had your insufferable inlaws at Christmas.

      One of my sister’s family would drive me to mainlining heroin if I had to have them here at X-mas…

  11. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “Hey, hon – the kids aren’t upstairs, are they?”

  12. avatar tmm says:

    Next to the blue and green scarf, this is the best present EVER!

  13. avatar pieslapper says:

    “It’s the butt crack of dawn… can we go back to bed now that you’ve opened your presents?”

  14. avatar EU says:

    Aww yiss.. PEW! PEW! PEW!

  15. avatar IN Dave says:

    “Why can’t he just watch porn like a normal guy?” she thought.

  16. avatar Neal says:

    A minute later the inexperienced young man was decided it would be exciting to blast the rest of his gifts open.

  17. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “He gifts himself another shotgun and all I got was this lousy blanket”

  18. avatar Mark N. says:

    Dug from ancient archives, a picture of an America Christmas as it once was before President Michael Bloomberg.

    1. avatar TrappedInCommiefornia says:

      Ah crap, now I’m going to be having nightmares about that for the next week. Thanks Mark. -_-

  19. avatar Larry Goldfinger says:

    What do you mean you didn’t want a hunting rifle for Christmas. Heck, I’ll use it if you’re not going to.

  20. avatar ironicatbest says:

    “Whaaal Nuely, only 16 an all ready a killen preachers”

  21. avatar rt66paul says:

    Smiling Bob finally has something to smile about!

  22. avatar BLoving says:

    December 25. 5:37 AM.
    Mom – “You’re welcome… I’m going back to bed now…”

  23. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    No, no, no. Look: THIS is how you hold violin and bow.

  24. avatar Dan Dixon says:

    “Next to me in the blackness lay my oiled blue steel beauty. The greatest Christmas gift I had ever received, or would ever receive. Gradually, I drifted off to sleep, pranging ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots.”

  25. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    OH Yeah Baby!!!

  26. avatar ATFAgentBob says:

    Proof positive that white trash doesn’t take a holiday.

    1. avatar ironicatbest says:

      I’m not seeing the “white trash”,?

  27. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Where’s my lump of coal, honey?

  28. avatar Chazbo says:

    “That’s the third round he’s put through the ceiling trying to get that thing in the case.”

  29. avatar Gunwrites says:

    Well I’ve been a good boy. Now let’s play naughty!

  30. avatar Jbe says:

    You’ll shoot your eye out!

  31. avatar LHW says:


  32. avatar Camodeputy says:

    Where’s the compass? It’s supposed to have a compass!

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