Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Timney Remington 700 Trigger

Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a Timney trigger for the Remington 700.


  1. avatar pwrserge says:

    We present… Trunk Monkey 2.0, now with 1911.

    1. avatar Lance F says:


      1. avatar Journey3 says:

        Thought this was just another Nutnfancy video.

    2. avatar That's right (you're not from Texas)... says:

      +1 LOL

  2. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Dammit Carl! I meant gas masks!

  3. avatar Oxygenthief says:

    Say “You damn dirty apes, damn you all to hell!” one more time! I dare you! I double dare you!

  4. avatar No one of consequence says:

    The range is a place where we can all get along.

  5. avatar Heartbreaker says:

    Harambe’s brother has hired a mercenary to mete out vengeance on those who murdered him.

  6. avatar Monkeys need love too. says:

    After the cancellation of B.J. and the Bear, Greg Evigan and his costar’s lives took a turn for the worst.

    1. avatar Greg Evigan Needs Work says:


    2. avatar tmm says:

      Just when the bliss of ’70s amnesia kicks in, I have a relapse.

  7. avatar Desert Ranger says:

    This is how Planet of the Apes should have ended…with Caesar and Franco taking down a meth lab straight out of Miami Vice.

  8. avatar Daily Beatings says:

    Cornelius, throw your poo. I’ll cover you.

  9. avatar Sal Awlinski says:

    The Deplorables

  10. avatar strych9 says:

    “When it came to milsim, John could never quite get it right.”

  11. avatar ClaystoDust says:

    Shoot-off for the Planet of the Apes

  12. avatar Geoff PR says:

    When it was apparent that Harambe’s head being transplanted was a success, PETA sent in an assassin team to insure the secret to how it was done would never leak out…

  13. avatar Nathan says:

    “Remember. No monkey business”

  14. avatar AaronW says:

    You’re not an evolved primate until you ditch the 1911 for a Glock.

  15. avatar me says:

    Spank the monkey and nobody gets hurt!!!

  16. avatar jwm says:

    “You really picked the wrong gosh darned rec room to break into!”

  17. avatar CSinAZ says:

    “Please for both our sakes…..Don’t make the monkey angry”

  18. avatar Paul M says:

    Texas termite extermination at your service!

  19. avatar Ray says:

    No ear pro or eye pro….I see the evil and hear the evil because I operate.

  20. avatar Cole says:

    Shut up and do what I say. There’s no monkeying around allowed.

  21. avatar Berserker says:

    Trigger control – so easy a monkey can do it.

  22. avatar Lance F says:

    They remembered the gloves for their finger prints, so detectives AR print Id’ed em.

  23. avatar Hippi says:

    APB: two new classifications of mall ninja identified, example A: monkey face distinguished by monkey like facial features a pendency for claiming front sights are always fuzzy and length of pull on rifles are too short. Most of the time equipped with a backpack full of bananas and gloves because the grips on his 1911 are to rough for his hands.Example B: underwear nose distinguished by the use of the second grade gas mask has a pendency for complaining that his acog won’t cowitness with his crooked from sight on his windham ar22. Usually equipped with 1980s driving gloves and a tacticool belt for his pokeball holders.

    1. avatar SouthAl says:

      Mall Monkey Ninja!

  24. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    I didn’t know obama was doing cameos in movies…

    1. avatar Jay in Florida says:

      Sort of on the same track. 5 minutes apart.

      1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:


    2. avatar Korey says:

      I get it. You don’t like Obama. He’s anti gun just like the rest of the liberals. No matter what you think about him, racial epithets are not an acceptable part of the gun community nor is it what America stands for. I hope you feel like your “joke” accomplished a big enough laugh to compensate for the ignorance and racism that you’ve displayed. I trust that you’ll become a better person as you mature.

  25. avatar Jay in Florida says:

    “O” and Joe looking for a new carrier after the Inauguration.

  26. avatar Paul C says:

    With an infinite number of monkeys given an infinite amount of time, a monkey will almost surely win a 3 gun match then celebrate by cooking bacon on his barrel.

  27. avatar Matthew Pitts says:

    Bro do you even operate

  28. avatar MT says:

    “Let’s get down to business” said George.

    “Indeed!” said the man in the yellow(ish) mask.

  29. avatar Matthew Pitts says:

    We are here to throw poo and stack bodies, and we are all out of poo

  30. avatar Gilbert says:

    Book-em Dano

  31. avatar Lmao says:

    Rare photo of Shannon Watts holding a 1911

  32. avatar SouthAl says:

    Furious George and his sidekick.

  33. avatar Jay godding says:

    BoBo would have brought his AK but he couldn’t find his banana clip

  34. avatar Pope Gray says:

    Every Which Way But Loose 3: The Reckoning

    1. avatar tmm says:

      Clyde turns hard right.

  35. avatar L.A. Myers says:

    When liberals evolve…

  36. avatar Koop says:

    “You’re a gunsmith, right? My little friend and I need you to do something completely inadvisable and stupid to a couple of guns! And no, we aren’t giving you a choice!”

  37. avatar Chad g says:

    I hope this goes better than the AK in Africa

  38. avatar Rebecca says:

    “They can teach monkeys to shoot better than THAT”. and I can prove it.

    1. Bubbles struggled with demons from his past with Michael Jackson, leading to a life of crime.

  39. avatar Lance F says:

    “If I had a million dollars, I’d be rich”

  40. avatar jwm says:

    “We should have gotten some rope.”

  41. avatar Kyle In Texas says:

    Monkey see…Monkey do. Whohahaha!

  42. avatar Defens says:

    Don’t worry, Barry! After the inauguration, your security clearances will take our security company right to the top!

  43. avatar Ryan Betty says:

    “Cheetah say Tarzan puts loin cloth wrong place!?”

  44. The new Planet of the Apes’ CGI looks like shit.

  45. avatar 'Liljoe says:

    Proof that the 1911 is so easy to operate… even a monkey can do it!

  46. avatar ComfortablyNumb says:

    Here at the NRA Museum, our “Evolution of Man” exhibit illustrates the primitive tools our ancestors used, and how they evolved into the modern tools used today.

  47. avatar JoeyD. says:

    Travis Haley has been playing to much GTA 5 online……

  48. avatar JoeyD. says:

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    1. avatar tmm says:

      Followed by a story on the Malibu Primate Diet

  49. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Dammit Bonzo put the gun down, I said it was bedtime! “

  50. avatar VerendusAudeo says:

    Damnit, Steve, your mask looks ridiculous. It doesn’t even cover half of your face.

  51. avatar ryan says:

    As i looked on with piss soaked jeans i could only say….”lets get down to brass tacks..how much for the monkey?”

  52. avatar stevor says:

    Guy on right to guy on left, “I thought you said this guy is your brother. No, it’s just o’bama.”

  53. avatar Rswartze says:

    Mr. Harambe, please step away from the vehicle.

  54. avatar tmm says:

    And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space.
    There were no screams. There was no time.
    The mountain called Monkey had spoken.
    There was only fire.
    And then, nothing.

  55. avatar Dave in VA says:

    Dammit Carl! “Monkey business” is a figure of speech.

  56. avatar Hellguard says:

    “Right Turn Clyde”

  57. avatar Too Fearful says:

    Just grabbed something I had hanging around.

  58. avatar McBell says:

    Payday 2 suddenly took a turn for reality.

  59. avatar Too Fearful says:

    Some of us, like to get close up and dirty.

  60. avatar Too Fearful says:

    Primates abate

  61. avatar Too Fearful says:

    Who you calling big ears ?

  62. avatar JW says:

    ”The only purpose for a monkey with a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should have never laid down.”

  63. avatar Too Fearful says:

    Who’s going ape shit.

  64. avatar Too Fearful says:

    Stop monkey around

  65. avatar Too Fearful says:

    I have my serious face on.

    We mean business.

    You know I am secretly smiling under this.

    Shock and Awe

    It ain’t me you should be laughing at.

    Sorry, I got caught short.

    This is all I could grab at short notice.

    Still partying.

    Life should not be taken so seriously.

  66. avatar Too Fearful says:

    I thought you said Tacticool, not Tactical.

    So its not Tacticool day.

    Fake it til you make.

    Some of us are living the dream.

    Nightmares are made of this.

  67. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    Planet of the Apes: SVU

    1. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

      “We’re going to catch this guy and put an end to his…monkey business.”


    2. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

      “A gun is just a sophisticated way of throwing poo”

  68. avatar Afishyanado says:

    Never wanting to be caught out in public unprepared Dave always packed a AR and a trunk monkey trained to do Mozambique drills with a 1911. This is the day they stumbled upon a frozen banana stand robbery and stood up to tyranny. As a side note do you know how hard it is to train a chimp to toss lead instead of feces?

  69. avatar HK says:

    “Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle, this thing only holds 7 rounds! I’d go ape for a simian-automatic with a banana clip right about now.” “Shut up, Carl.”

  70. avatar DS says:

    Take off your Pants and Jackit or the monkey is going to throw some lead at you…

  71. avatar I1ULUZ says:

    I see you two are real professional operators, you don’t monkey around with finger control like cheap chinese knock off trunk monkeys or mall ninjas. Here’s Bloomyberg’s account’s passwords, please don’t shoot me, I have an AK under my bed at home, I voted for TRUMP!!!!

  72. avatar AaronW says:

    “They tried to put him in front of a typewriter expecting Shakespeare… they got something else instead.”

  73. avatar BigDaveinVT says:

    “OK no more monkeying around! Give us all your Banan…. money.”

  74. avatar Claymore says:

    Bitterly clinging to guns and evolution.

  75. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    Behind the scenes and off camera with the crew and cast of Rise of the planet of the apes (2011)

  76. avatar Mike saunders says:

    OMG, did they blow it up?

  77. avatar C.S. says:

    ZOMBIE ==> APE Mode

  78. avatar jwm says:

    2500 dollars for a 1911. 1500 dollars for an AR. 500 bucks worth of lbe. And they buy their masks at the dollar store.

  79. avatar John says:

    Opposable thumbs make shooting guns so easy!

  80. avatar Big Bill says:

    “Never say NO! to an ape!”

  81. avatar Chad g says:

    We should have shotguns for this shit!

  82. avatar Mike says:

    Ceaser had to learn about guns from somewhere…

  83. avatar TexPatriot says:

    Chim-Chim and Racer X – Battle Ready

  84. avatar Paul M says:

    Seeing Tweeter and The Monkey Man had the drop on him, Bob Dylan felt inspired to write a song….. (Dan, if not your generation, look at the album “The Traveleing Wilburys.” It’s a great listen also. Paul)

  85. avatar Aaronw says:

    The red button in the back dispensed guns instead of food pellets. Behavior/reward ratio improved

  86. avatar Tobin Roos says:

    Finally, photographic proof of evolution!
    Give a monkey a gun….
    Even a monkey knows that a 1911 is the better choice!

  87. avatar John says:

    The mask?…. Not anywhere near as stupid as you putting my old underwear over your face.
    Wait… what?!

  88. avatar jwm says:

    Obama’s Secret Service detail after Trump takes office.

  89. avatar Scooter says:

    Go ahead. Just try and spank the monkey…I dare you.

  90. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Bobo received a relatively light sentence for his role in the armed robbery when the jury bought into the extenuating circumstance that ‘Monkey see, monkey do’…

  91. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i’m going to teach him to cook. now get the feck out!”

  92. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    ” we were wondering if you’d like to take a five minute survey…”

  93. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “because he can hang from a ceiling fan and fire four guns at once. and do reloads with his feet.”

  94. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “CHIM- pan- zee… that’s different. i thought you called me a pansy.”

  95. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i think her name is koko… try using sign language.”

  96. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “now i finally understand the phrase, ‘that really chaps my ass.'”

  97. avatar mrbadnews says:

    You’re right Monkey,… He did just say “Clip”.
    I know what you meant,… just shut up!
    And yea! His name is Monkey!

  98. Great post, Tanner. Well written and thought provoking. Pretty much spot on. I would only add one thing. Sometimes, and I think this is especially more true for men than women, we must “do” because “we have to” rather than because “we want to”. That is to say sometimes obedience isn’t easy and we may not feel like it. Oftentimes, I know this to be true in my own life, the feelings of “wanting to” have come after the hard work of “doing” and stepping out in obedience has been done.
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