Home News Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Timney Remington 700 Trigger News Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Timney Remington 700 Trigger By Dan Zimmerman - January 13, 2017 113 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a Timney trigger for the Remington 700. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Personal Defense Chronicles: Vape Shop Clerk Shoots Two of Three Armed Robbers, Killing One CHICAGO JUSTICE: Armed Home Invasion Nets A Few Weeks In Prison For Perp Who Was Shot In Butt *Another* Philly Car Theft Thwarted by a Concealed Carrier…Dead Perp’s Family Is Outraged 113 COMMENTS We present… Trunk Monkey 2.0, now with 1911. Reply Awesome Reply Thought this was just another Nutnfancy video. Reply +1 LOL Reply Dammit Carl! I meant gas masks! Reply Say “You damn dirty apes, damn you all to hell!” one more time! I dare you! I double dare you! Reply The range is a place where we can all get along. Reply Harambe’s brother has hired a mercenary to mete out vengeance on those who murdered him. Reply After the cancellation of B.J. and the Bear, Greg Evigan and his costar’s lives took a turn for the worst. Reply Winner!!! Reply Just when the bliss of ’70s amnesia kicks in, I have a relapse. Reply This is how Planet of the Apes should have ended…with Caesar and Franco taking down a meth lab straight out of Miami Vice. Reply Cornelius, throw your poo. I’ll cover you. Reply LOL Reply The Deplorables Reply “When it came to milsim, John could never quite get it right.” Reply Shoot-off for the Planet of the Apes Reply When it was apparent that Harambe’s head being transplanted was a success, PETA sent in an assassin team to insure the secret to how it was done would never leak out… Reply “Remember. No monkey business” Reply You’re not an evolved primate until you ditch the 1911 for a Glock. Reply Spank the monkey and nobody gets hurt!!! Reply “You really picked the wrong gosh darned rec room to break into!” Reply “Please for both our sakes…..Don’t make the monkey angry” Reply Texas termite extermination at your service! Reply No ear pro or eye pro….I see the evil and hear the evil because I operate. Reply Shut up and do what I say. There’s no monkeying around allowed. Reply Trigger control – so easy a monkey can do it. Reply They remembered the gloves for their finger prints, so detectives AR print Id’ed em. Reply APB: two new classifications of mall ninja identified, example A: monkey face distinguished by monkey like facial features a pendency for claiming front sights are always fuzzy and length of pull on rifles are too short. Most of the time equipped with a backpack full of bananas and gloves because the grips on his 1911 are to rough for his hands.Example B: underwear nose distinguished by the use of the second grade gas mask has a pendency for complaining that his acog won’t cowitness with his crooked from sight on his windham ar22. Usually equipped with 1980s driving gloves and a tacticool belt for his pokeball holders. Reply Mall Monkey Ninja! Reply I didn’t know obama was doing cameos in movies… Reply Sort of on the same track. 5 minutes apart. Reply LOL……. Reply I get it. You don’t like Obama. He’s anti gun just like the rest of the liberals. No matter what you think about him, racial epithets are not an acceptable part of the gun community nor is it what America stands for. I hope you feel like your “joke” accomplished a big enough laugh to compensate for the ignorance and racism that you’ve displayed. I trust that you’ll become a better person as you mature. Reply “O” and Joe looking for a new carrier after the Inauguration. Reply With an infinite number of monkeys given an infinite amount of time, a monkey will almost surely win a 3 gun match then celebrate by cooking bacon on his barrel. Reply Bro do you even operate Reply “Let’s get down to business” said George. “Indeed!” said the man in the yellow(ish) mask. Reply We are here to throw poo and stack bodies, and we are all out of poo Reply Book-em Dano Reply Rare photo of Shannon Watts holding a 1911 Reply Furious George and his sidekick. Reply BoBo would have brought his AK but he couldn’t find his banana clip Reply Every Which Way But Loose 3: The Reckoning Reply Clyde turns hard right. Reply When liberals evolve… Reply “You’re a gunsmith, right? My little friend and I need you to do something completely inadvisable and stupid to a couple of guns! And no, we aren’t giving you a choice!” Reply I hope this goes better than the AK in Africa Reply “They can teach monkeys to shoot better than THAT”. and I can prove it. Reply Bubbles struggled with demons from his past with Michael Jackson, leading to a life of crime. Reply “If I had a million dollars, I’d be rich” Reply “We should have gotten some rope.” Reply Monkey see…Monkey do. Whohahaha! Reply Don’t worry, Barry! After the inauguration, your security clearances will take our security company right to the top! Reply “Cheetah say Tarzan puts loin cloth wrong place!?” Reply The new Planet of the Apes’ CGI looks like shit. Reply Proof that the 1911 is so easy to operate… even a monkey can do it! Reply Here at the NRA Museum, our “Evolution of Man” exhibit illustrates the primitive tools our ancestors used, and how they evolved into the modern tools used today. Reply Travis Haley has been playing to much GTA 5 online…… Reply Coming up next on “Sick Sad World” – Has Travis Haley been playing too much GTA 5 online? Stay tuned after a word from our sponsor! Reply Followed by a story on the Malibu Primate Diet Reply “Dammit Bonzo put the gun down, I said it was bedtime! “ Reply Damnit, Steve, your mask looks ridiculous. It doesn’t even cover half of your face. Reply As i looked on with piss soaked jeans i could only say….”lets get down to brass tacks..how much for the monkey?” Reply Guy on right to guy on left, “I thought you said this guy is your brother. No, it’s just o’bama.” Reply Mr. Harambe, please step away from the vehicle. Reply And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space. There were no screams. There was no time. The mountain called Monkey had spoken. There was only fire. And then, nothing. Reply Dammit Carl! “Monkey business” is a figure of speech. Reply “Right Turn Clyde” Reply Just grabbed something I had hanging around. Reply Payday 2 suddenly took a turn for reality. Reply Some of us, like to get close up and dirty. Reply Primates abate Reply Who you calling big ears ? Reply ”The only purpose for a monkey with a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should have never laid down.” Reply Who’s going ape shit. Reply Stop monkey around Reply I have my serious face on. We mean business. You know I am secretly smiling under this. Shock and Awe It ain’t me you should be laughing at. Sorry, I got caught short. This is all I could grab at short notice. Still partying. Life should not be taken so seriously. Reply I thought you said Tacticool, not Tactical. So its not Tacticool day. Fake it til you make. Some of us are living the dream. Nightmares are made of this. Reply Planet of the Apes: SVU Reply “We’re going to catch this guy and put an end to his…monkey business.” YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH! Reply “A gun is just a sophisticated way of throwing poo” Reply Never wanting to be caught out in public unprepared Dave always packed a AR and a trunk monkey trained to do Mozambique drills with a 1911. This is the day they stumbled upon a frozen banana stand robbery and stood up to tyranny. As a side note do you know how hard it is to train a chimp to toss lead instead of feces? Reply “Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle, this thing only holds 7 rounds! I’d go ape for a simian-automatic with a banana clip right about now.” “Shut up, Carl.” Reply Take off your Pants and Jackit or the monkey is going to throw some lead at you… Reply I see you two are real professional operators, you don’t monkey around with finger control like cheap chinese knock off trunk monkeys or mall ninjas. Here’s Bloomyberg’s account’s passwords, please don’t shoot me, I have an AK under my bed at home, I voted for TRUMP!!!! Reply “They tried to put him in front of a typewriter expecting Shakespeare… they got something else instead.” Reply “OK no more monkeying around! Give us all your Banan…. money.” Reply Bitterly clinging to guns and evolution. Reply Behind the scenes and off camera with the crew and cast of Rise of the planet of the apes (2011) Reply OMG, did they blow it up? Reply ZOMBIE ==> APE Mode Reply 2500 dollars for a 1911. 1500 dollars for an AR. 500 bucks worth of lbe. And they buy their masks at the dollar store. Reply Opposable thumbs make shooting guns so easy! Reply “Never say NO! to an ape!” Reply We should have shotguns for this shit! Reply Ceaser had to learn about guns from somewhere… Reply Chim-Chim and Racer X – Battle Ready Reply Seeing Tweeter and The Monkey Man had the drop on him, Bob Dylan felt inspired to write a song….. (Dan, if not your generation, look at the album “The Traveleing Wilburys.” It’s a great listen also. Paul) Reply The red button in the back dispensed guns instead of food pellets. Behavior/reward ratio improved Reply Finally, photographic proof of evolution! or Give a monkey a gun…. or Even a monkey knows that a 1911 is the better choice! Reply The mask?…. Not anywhere near as stupid as you putting my old underwear over your face. Wait… what?! Reply Obama’s Secret Service detail after Trump takes office. Reply Go ahead. Just try and spank the monkey…I dare you. Reply Bobo received a relatively light sentence for his role in the armed robbery when the jury bought into the extenuating circumstance that ‘Monkey see, monkey do’… Reply “i’m going to teach him to cook. now get the feck out!” Reply ” we were wondering if you’d like to take a five minute survey…” Reply “because he can hang from a ceiling fan and fire four guns at once. and do reloads with his feet.” Reply “CHIM- pan- zee… that’s different. i thought you called me a pansy.” Reply “i think her name is koko… try using sign language.” Reply “now i finally understand the phrase, ‘that really chaps my ass.'” Reply You’re right Monkey,… He did just say “Clip”. I know what you meant,… just shut up! And yea! His name is Monkey! Reply Great post, Tanner. Well written and thought provoking. Pretty much spot on. I would only add one thing. Sometimes, and I think this is especially more true for men than women, we must “do” because “we have to” rather than because “we want to”. That is to say sometimes obedience isn’t easy and we may not feel like it. Oftentimes, I know this to be true in my own life, the feelings of “wanting to” have come after the hard work of “doing” and stepping out in obedience has been done. bague bulgari prix b zero1 replique http://www.ventebijoux.cn/ Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.