The caption contest is back after a two-week hiatus. Our previous winner of the Laserlyte pistol laser was Toby Johnson. This week’s winner will receive a package of Swab-Its Bore Sticks. Just enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight to be eligible.
Hello my name is Ricardo Montalban and welcome to Fantasy Island tattoo the plane the plane boss.
A hand made gold gun that works well enough for an assassin? And my bosses think you can ban guns? I need a new job.
I’m fighting Saruman with a .32acp? This will not end well.
In the books. The movies it was always a .380.
In the books he started with a .25 Beretta. He was forced to take the .32 acp “which had the impact of a brick thru a plate glass window”.
You’re right, but in all the movies from Dr. No until he went all plastic-fantastic recently, it was a .380. PP in Dr. No IIRC, I think I remember the scene you’re referencing, and he does say 7.65mm, but the gun was a definitely a PP in .380.
By The Man with the Golden Gun it was a PPK in .380 Just sayin’ pedantry and all that 🙂
Just tell me where those damned Hobbits are and you walk away, clean.
Hobbits, the other white meat…
(Would they be considered ‘short pork’?)
*snicker*
Dracula. In the tropical sun. With a gun. I’m so boned.
M must think I’m the only 00 in the business. Why do I always get these shit details?
My barrel is longer than your barrel. You lose!
Trigger discipline? We don’t need no steenking trigger discipline!
“You miss 100% of the shots you never take…”
When you die, Mr Bond, I keep Britt Ekland.
And if you prevail, you may have Tattoo.
Pull his teeth. Shave a flat spot on the top of his head for a drink holder. Teach him to breath thru his ears and you might have a decent manservant.
“Before we do this, I want to tell you that your Charlemagne album rocks.”
“Sweet gun, Count Dooku, but does it take Glock Mags?”
“This Beachesâ„¢ resort isn’t big enough for the two of us.”
It wouldn’t surprise me if Bond were ever responsible for an actual ‘On The Beach’…
Always fascinating (in retrospect) how utterly civilized they generally were, compared to what we know would happen today…
Christopher Lee and Britt Ekland in “Burning Man 2: Electric Boogaloo”
USPSA Open-Class vs. Production-Class
So these guys are gonna shoot it out with just their guns?… Where are their vape pens? Where are their multitude of knives? WHERE ARE THE FIELD NOTES?!?!?
Word. And neither one of them has a real gun there. Ain’t no .45.
“What would Connery do right now?”
One Dracula learned how to resist the sun, only a British spy could take him down.
The caliber wars got rather ludicrous in South America back in the 80s
I hate this movie…
The scenery? The Colibri gun? Britt Eklund, Maud Adams?
Erm, Tha was the caption … The scene … The pained look on his face… No?
Bond (movies) were always to be high-camp. C’est la vie….
“You take the Springfield Armory offices, I’ll handle Rock River Arms and we’ll meet back here to wash the fudd off.”
[ Orson Wells emphatic clapping .gif goes here ]
Well done!
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Aww man, yours is bigger than mine.
So, Mr. Bond: Do we turn and shoot when you start to say “ten”, or is it after you say “ten”?
‘The argument about whoever would pay the bar tab was turning deadly’
I’m not in this to win I just thought it might be fun.
That’s why we’re all here, Richard. That’s why we’re all here. (Except JWM… 🙂
I’ve only won 2 holsters and a muzzle brake. Winning when there were no prizes don’t count.
I could buy 5 PPKs for the price of that gold monstrosity.
This. This I like.
“Oh shut it. It’s not the size it’s how you use it. “
“Wait….. On 3, or 1-2-3, then shoot?”
“After I kill you I’m sending that gold thing of yours to TTAG for a review. Sure, the comment section will explode over the MSRP but I’ll bet it’s a better shooter than the last Wilson Combat JWT reviewed. Oh, and by the way, is that the Apex trigger?”
After we shoot each other with these tiny guns, we’re gonna need a stiff drink.
“Personally, I would have ordered it in Foghat Grey…”
“Bite my glorious golden gun!”
I flipped a coin for my finish!
“So, this new company of yours is called Cabot?…”
First one to shoot Tattoo gets the girl.
You’re Hamilton!
No Your’re Hamilton!
Can we both be Hamilton?
Saruman: Ah, if only I had owned this when Gandalf came knocking…
“Francisco Scaramanga” in the movie.
Really? I thought Cabot only made 1911s.
Scaramanga: Ready, Mr. Bond?
007: I’m going to shoot you in your third nipple
“For God’s sake, don’t shoot down! This inflatable isn’t bulletproof, and there are sharks out there!”
If the swede had been any slower he’d have had birds nesting in his hat.
That better not be a Springfield.
You know my triggers better, don’t ya!
“The magwell doubles as a cigar trimmer.”
Your single shot of 4.2 mm, vs my 9 rounds of 7.65 mm, and rather than just executing me, you are challenging me to a duel… wow, you really are crazy!
“Did they take the damn press shot yet?”
“I dont know. Lets just stay still and look good”
“You’re gold gun is stupid”
“You’re stupid”
Three nipples always beats a pair.
These photo still geeks don’t get done soon, I am gonna shoot one of them with this gold monstrosity!
“You sneer at my golden gun, but what I’m about to do with it will cause all video games henceforth to revere it as the supreme one-shot man-stopper.”
“tummy sticks? ok, give me a minute here…”
“yes, i’m sure. no one saw you take the lighter off of the coffee table.”
“‘let’s paddleboard across ravenous polliwog lagoon. it’ll be fun,’ you said.”
“It was at that tense moment that Roger wondered if he’d left the iron on at home.”
“You have a longer sight radius so I only have to take 7 paces.”
“Why is this leaking ink?…dammit, I grabbed the wrong pen again. Now I have to tip toe back to the lair while he’s counting.”
Bigger hands? Smaller gun.
“Let go of my ass.”
“Wait, can you do a press check on that thing?”
In the opening days of society accepting gay marriages the rules had not been completely worked out. Divorces could be quite messy.
Ears and eyes, boys. And look where your fingers are. This might be a duel, but there’s rules.
Wait….we’re not in a gun free zone are we?
Dueling is for schmucks. Just turn around and shoot the bastard in the head. It’s point blank range for crying out loud.
It should be easier to hit this Brit than that jumping, flipping, fake Frank Oz voiced, swamp Jedi.
Since your’s is longer than mine, I’ll just take 5 paces.
This is awkward, mine is supposed to be longer.
Bond: After you miss me with that pea-shooter, are you going to take that thing apart, grab a blindfold, and light a cigarette?
Dude from LOTR: “Prepare for my golden shower!”
Bond: “Ooohh, I didn’t know you cared.”
Dude from LOTR: “Bullets, shower of bullets you perv!”
It suddenly occurred to Bond that socialized medicine might not be the best way to go.
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