Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Swab-Its Bore-Sticks for 9mm/.357

The caption contest is back after a two-week hiatus. Our previous winner of the Laserlyte pistol laser was Toby Johnson. This week’s winner will receive a package of Swab-Its Bore Sticks. Just enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar James Earl Hoffa says:

    Hello my name is Ricardo Montalban and welcome to Fantasy Island tattoo the plane the plane boss.

  2. avatar jwm says:

    A hand made gold gun that works well enough for an assassin? And my bosses think you can ban guns? I need a new job.

  3. avatar jwm says:

    I’m fighting Saruman with a .32acp? This will not end well.

    1. avatar 16V says:

      In the books. The movies it was always a .380.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        In the books he started with a .25 Beretta. He was forced to take the .32 acp “which had the impact of a brick thru a plate glass window”.

        1. avatar 16V says:

          You’re right, but in all the movies from Dr. No until he went all plastic-fantastic recently, it was a .380. PP in Dr. No IIRC, I think I remember the scene you’re referencing, and he does say 7.65mm, but the gun was a definitely a PP in .380.

          By The Man with the Golden Gun it was a PPK in .380 Just sayin’ pedantry and all that 🙂

  4. avatar jwm says:

    Just tell me where those damned Hobbits are and you walk away, clean.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Hobbits, the other white meat…

      (Would they be considered ‘short pork’?)


  5. avatar jwm says:

    Dracula. In the tropical sun. With a gun. I’m so boned.

  6. avatar jwm says:

    M must think I’m the only 00 in the business. Why do I always get these shit details?

  7. avatar AFGus says:

    My barrel is longer than your barrel. You lose!

  8. avatar Baldwin says:

    Trigger discipline? We don’t need no steenking trigger discipline!

  9. avatar AaronW says:

    “You miss 100% of the shots you never take…”

  10. avatar FedUp says:

    When you die, Mr Bond, I keep Britt Ekland.

    And if you prevail, you may have Tattoo.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Pull his teeth. Shave a flat spot on the top of his head for a drink holder. Teach him to breath thru his ears and you might have a decent manservant.

  11. “Before we do this, I want to tell you that your Charlemagne album rocks.”

  12. “Sweet gun, Count Dooku, but does it take Glock Mags?”

  13. “This Beaches™ resort isn’t big enough for the two of us.”

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      It wouldn’t surprise me if Bond were ever responsible for an actual ‘On The Beach’…

      1. avatar 16V says:

        Always fascinating (in retrospect) how utterly civilized they generally were, compared to what we know would happen today…

  14. Christopher Lee and Britt Ekland in “Burning Man 2: Electric Boogaloo”

  15. avatar CLICCO says:

    USPSA Open-Class vs. Production-Class

  16. So these guys are gonna shoot it out with just their guns?… Where are their vape pens? Where are their multitude of knives? WHERE ARE THE FIELD NOTES?!?!?

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Word. And neither one of them has a real gun there. Ain’t no .45.

  17. avatar Joel IV says:

    “What would Connery do right now?”

  18. avatar Nynemillameetah says:

    One Dracula learned how to resist the sun, only a British spy could take him down.

  19. avatar Noishkel says:

    The caliber wars got rather ludicrous in South America back in the 80s

  20. avatar No one of consequence says:

    I hate this movie…

    1. avatar 16V says:

      The scenery? The Colibri gun? Britt Eklund, Maud Adams?

      1. avatar No one of consequence says:

        Erm, Tha was the caption … The scene … The pained look on his face… No?

        1. avatar 16V says:

          Bond (movies) were always to be high-camp. C’est la vie….

  21. avatar Ed says:

    “You take the Springfield Armory offices, I’ll handle Rock River Arms and we’ll meet back here to wash the fudd off.”

    1. avatar Zeke says:

      [ Orson Wells emphatic clapping .gif goes here ]

      Well done!

    2. avatar Robert Alexander says:

      Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

  22. avatar Heartbreaker says:

    Aww man, yours is bigger than mine.

  23. avatar Craig Moore says:

    So, Mr. Bond: Do we turn and shoot when you start to say “ten”, or is it after you say “ten”?

  24. avatar Richard says:

    ‘The argument about whoever would pay the bar tab was turning deadly’

    I’m not in this to win I just thought it might be fun.

    1. avatar No one of consequence says:

      That’s why we’re all here, Richard. That’s why we’re all here. (Except JWM… 🙂

      1. avatar jwm says:

        I’ve only won 2 holsters and a muzzle brake. Winning when there were no prizes don’t count.

  25. avatar MattP says:

    I could buy 5 PPKs for the price of that gold monstrosity.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      This. This I like.

  26. avatar BAP45 says:

    “Oh shut it. It’s not the size it’s how you use it. “

  27. avatar Sfacimma says:

    “Wait….. On 3, or 1-2-3, then shoot?”

  28. avatar strych9 says:

    “After I kill you I’m sending that gold thing of yours to TTAG for a review. Sure, the comment section will explode over the MSRP but I’ll bet it’s a better shooter than the last Wilson Combat JWT reviewed. Oh, and by the way, is that the Apex trigger?”

  29. avatar Accur81 says:

    After we shoot each other with these tiny guns, we’re gonna need a stiff drink.

  30. avatar No one of consequence says:

    “Personally, I would have ordered it in Foghat Grey…”

    “Bite my glorious golden gun!”

    1. avatar Nick says:

      I flipped a coin for my finish!

  31. avatar No one of consequence says:

    “So, this new company of yours is called Cabot?…”

  32. avatar JDH says:

    First one to shoot Tattoo gets the girl.

  33. avatar BullSlinger says:

    You’re Hamilton!
    No Your’re Hamilton!
    Can we both be Hamilton?

  34. avatar Patriot02 says:

    Saruman: Ah, if only I had owned this when Gandalf came knocking…

    1. avatar 16V says:

      “Francisco Scaramanga” in the movie.

  35. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “Okay. Ten paces, and then we turn and fire.
    One, two, three, … (BANG!!)
    Oh man, I can’t believe you fell for that, Mr Smart. It must have been the first time this month.”

  36. avatar echo7 says:

    Really? I thought Cabot only made 1911s.

  37. avatar Jim says:

    Scaramanga: Ready, Mr. Bond?
    007: I’m going to shoot you in your third nipple

  38. avatar Roymond says:

    “For God’s sake, don’t shoot down! This inflatable isn’t bulletproof, and there are sharks out there!”

  39. avatar pete says:

    If the swede had been any slower he’d have had birds nesting in his hat.

  40. avatar Chris says:

    That better not be a Springfield.

  41. avatar 5spot says:

    You know my triggers better, don’t ya!

  42. avatar J says:

    “The magwell doubles as a cigar trimmer.”

  43. avatar JW says:

    Your single shot of 4.2 mm, vs my 9 rounds of 7.65 mm, and rather than just executing me, you are challenging me to a duel… wow, you really are crazy!

  44. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    “Did they take the damn press shot yet?”
    “I dont know. Lets just stay still and look good”
    “You’re gold gun is stupid”
    “You’re stupid”

  45. avatar Whoreson Beast says:

    Three nipples always beats a pair.

  46. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    These photo still geeks don’t get done soon, I am gonna shoot one of them with this gold monstrosity!

  47. avatar Shawn Graber says:

    “You sneer at my golden gun, but what I’m about to do with it will cause all video games henceforth to revere it as the supreme one-shot man-stopper.”

  48. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “tummy sticks? ok, give me a minute here…”

  49. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “yes, i’m sure. no one saw you take the lighter off of the coffee table.”

  50. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “‘let’s paddleboard across ravenous polliwog lagoon. it’ll be fun,’ you said.”

  51. avatar The Rookie says:

    “It was at that tense moment that Roger wondered if he’d left the iron on at home.”

  52. avatar George says:

    “You have a longer sight radius so I only have to take 7 paces.”

  53. avatar Oliver says:

    “Why is this leaking ink?…dammit, I grabbed the wrong pen again. Now I have to tip toe back to the lair while he’s counting.”

  54. avatar Jason says:

    Bigger hands? Smaller gun.

  55. avatar Rich says:

    “Let go of my ass.”

  56. avatar Mike says:

    “Wait, can you do a press check on that thing?”

  57. avatar jwm says:

    In the opening days of society accepting gay marriages the rules had not been completely worked out. Divorces could be quite messy.

  58. avatar jwm says:

    Ears and eyes, boys. And look where your fingers are. This might be a duel, but there’s rules.

  59. avatar Chris says:

    Wait….we’re not in a gun free zone are we?

  60. avatar IdahoBoy says:

    Dueling is for schmucks. Just turn around and shoot the bastard in the head. It’s point blank range for crying out loud.

  61. avatar Erik says:

    It should be easier to hit this Brit than that jumping, flipping, fake Frank Oz voiced, swamp Jedi.

  62. avatar Chewy says:

    Since your’s is longer than mine, I’ll just take 5 paces.

  63. avatar Chewy says:

    This is awkward, mine is supposed to be longer.

  64. avatar tmm says:

    Bond: After you miss me with that pea-shooter, are you going to take that thing apart, grab a blindfold, and light a cigarette?

  65. avatar pieslapper says:

    Dude from LOTR: “Prepare for my golden shower!”

    Bond: “Ooohh, I didn’t know you cared.”

    Dude from LOTR: “Bullets, shower of bullets you perv!”

  66. avatar jwm says:

    It suddenly occurred to Bond that socialized medicine might not be the best way to go.

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