Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Swab-Its .357/9mm Bore-tips

Alex Waits was our winner last week. He’ll soon be receiving a box of Cap Arms .223 Target + Match ammo. This week’s prize is a pack of Swab-Its .357/9mm Bore-tips to keep your favorite firearm pristine. Just enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by midnight Sunday and the Bore-tips are yours.


  1. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Fighting firearms with firearms since 1919.

  2. avatar rt66paul says:

    NFA? No Fun Anymore.

  3. avatar scooter says:

    “Is it just me, or did we all just starting talkin’ like Edward G. Robinson when we picked these up?”

    1. avatar Snake Plisskin says:


  4. avatar b72512ga says:

    Now, if someone would invent a light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation device, and perhaps a rail system to mount it to these fine Thompsons so we could enhance our ability to acquire targets, we’d get Big Al for sure.

    1. avatar Guardiano says:

      Flashlights have existed since 1899.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Why trust new and unproved tech?

        Candles. They been around long enough to have a track record.

  5. avatar Jody says:

    The Chicago typewriters, street sweeper orchestra get their new drums,…

  6. avatar former water walker says:

    What do we name these GUNS…Tommy?

  7. avatar Jay godding says:

    “Dammit, who let Carl order the new typewriters???”

  8. avatar No one of consequence says:

    The first test of inertial confinement fusion, using .45 ACP rounds shot towards a common center. Team photo 5 minutes before “Shot Zero.”

    It was a complete success … briefly.

    Unfortunately, but in hindsight predictably, the well-known soul-destroying properties of Browning’s masterwork completely extinguished the fusion process, and the aftershocks have prevented achieving a controlled fusion reactor ever since.

  9. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    Pistol caliber carbines is all we have?!

  10. avatar Nine says:

    “Now where are the shoulder things that go up?”

  11. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Dang, they left off the picitinny rail and the red dot sights!

  12. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “Now look here, fellas: there ain’t a lot of bullets to go around, see? So each of ya’s getting one mag apiece. One, Frankie!”

  13. avatar Joe R. says:

    Rule #2 is waived, if you’re a Fed with a Tommy Gun.

  14. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    It says ‘Read instruction manual before firing’.

  15. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    what were they thinking?!? Pistol caliber carbines will never be popular, let’s ban these!

  16. avatar Jeff Streeper says:

    So you say these will also make salads??

  17. avatar Zeke says:

    The local authorities try to “drum up” support for their crime-fighting efforts.

  18. avatar jwm says:

    The beginnings of the phrase “Circular Firing Squad”.

  19. avatar Rick the Bear (MA to NH) says:

    Do you have any idea what these’ll be worth in 1989?

  20. avatar Rick the Bear (MA to NH) says:

    Do you have any idea what these’ll be worth in 1989?

  21. avatar Jerry purdy says:

    Did you say never point the gun at a person unless your going to shoot him?

  22. avatar Malcolm says:

    Remember, crossing the beams is bad

  23. avatar jwm says:

    And all we had to do was send in a money order to Sears and these came in the mail? Don’t tell anybody. Some idiot politician will get wind of this and start a law.

  24. avatar Fhgdf says:

    “Not sure if this is the best way to get gum off the bottom of your shoe Bob.”

  25. avatar Model 31 says:

    Upon opening the crate, future President Harry Truman (pictured: 2nd from the left) remarked, “These would have been handy in The Great War.”

  26. avatar Davin Oleson says:

    Ok, everyone aim at Bob’s penis!

    1. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

      You seem to be new here, so;

  27. avatar Roymond says:

    Don’t forget to list these as a business expense on your income tax.

  28. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    If anyone shoots me in the leg again I will be upset.
    Very upset.

  29. avatar Julio says:

    See? I told you this looks like something only the military would use. No law-abiding citizen (civilian) should be able to use something of this caliber. Ban it!

  30. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    Okay Joe, when we go in the front door you shoot the dog. Harry, you take out the cat. Leroy, check out the map behind you and see where we’re going to bring in the tank. There’s a crazy religious nut somewhere in there and we’ve got to get him. Remember it’s for the children.

  31. avatar jwm says:

    Damn Federal supply system. I order a gross of coffee filters and this is what I get.

  32. avatar skiff says:

    Tommy can you hear me?
    Can you feel me near you?
    Tommy can you feed me?
    Can I help to cheer you?
    Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy

    Tommy by The Who, 1969. I have the LP.

  33. avatar Rimfire says:

    Awww, .45 caliber; I ordered these in .500 S&W!

  34. Senators preparing for the “Nuclear Option”.

  35. avatar Tim says:

    “Yeah, I’m afraid that leg will have to come off before morning. Don’t worry though, all the hot lead will cauterize it real nice like.”

  36. avatar eremeya says:

    “how about a new pair of shoes Bob?”

  37. avatar LHW says:

    Your going to learn how to dance. One way or another.

  38. avatar Paul C says:

    Hurry! Shoot this box of evil guns before they commit violence!

  39. avatar Tim Boettcher says:

    All right boys, the search warrant that we are serving today is on the lemonade stand on the northeast corner of Main and Elm. It’s run by two eight yr old girls who are commonly known to say thank you to everyone……..

  40. avatar Von says:

    These should impress the dolls! …A guys!

  41. avatar Huntmaster says:

    A Blue Dog Circle Jerk

  42. avatar tmm says:

    Chicago typing pool

  43. avatar larry sullivan says:

    now, we party!

  44. avatar jimmy james says:

    The new whole punchers arrive at the Swiss Cheese factory.

  45. avatar Chadwick says:

    “But boss… They told us 45acp is for girls”(all eyes and morale fall to floor)

  46. avatar Baldwin says:

    “Everyone was tense with anxiety. What if they actually enjoyed touching the beautiful creations in their trembling hands? What if they were seen by the other snowflakes?”

  47. “Drum-roll please!…wait no!”

  48. Someone give these guys a Pepsi.

  49. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Now, it is an overkill situation.

  50. avatar Jim says:

    Tommy wanted a gun so he could be like the other men but he knew his Aunt Shannon would disapprove.

  51. avatar Robert Heaney says:

    Dude, finger off the trigger until you’re ready to shoot!

  52. avatar Robert says:

    Dude, fingers off the trigger until you’re ready to shoot!

  53. avatar BadBob says:

    Do they make a kydex IWB holster for this baby?

  54. avatar jwm says:

    “When you guys said we were going to write our names in the snow I had something completely different in mind.”

  55. avatar jwm says:

    Hazing was getting completely out of hand at the Hoover School.

  56. avatar M2AP says:

    Do these have to be in fuddy-five?

  57. avatar Nick Snyder says:

    A drum circle, to scare the hell out of any hippie!

  58. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    I don’t think this will work in my ankle holster.

  59. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Despite its success during functional testing, the bullet proof shoe never rose in popularity and the shoe’s creator, Emmit P. Phlorshine, died penniless.

  60. avatar Rational says:

    “Let’s be careful out there! But not in here.”

  61. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “‘batteries not included.’ huh. well, no wonder they won’t squirt.”

  62. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Jimmy gun, johnny gun, Frankie gun….
    Nah. It’s gotta have a ring to it.

  63. avatar Handeeman says:

    Hey Al, These are really nice guns you got us!

    Yep, only one problem …. the Chicago Mayor would only Issue us a one day permit for Valentines Day.

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