Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Pair of Bolle Tigersnake Polarized TNS Sunglasses

The winner of last week’s contest was Paul C. This week’s prize is a pair of Bolle Tigersnake Polarized RealTree Xtra sunglasses courtesy Vista Outdoor. To win, enter the best caption for this photo (keep it clean, please) by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.


  1. avatar Bryan Vance says:

    Caption: “Wow! My stock just went up 75%!”

  2. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    57 channels and nothing’s on.

  3. avatar Tile floor says:

    Wiley X or bust

  4. avatar stevor says:

    nobody pays attention when the garbage man takes out the trash

  5. avatar Lance F says:

    Hey, I know that guy!

  6. avatar Doctor Hog says:

    There are always two, a master and an apprentice

    1. avatar Doctor Hog says:

      I don’t know if two entries are allowed but, just in case:

      Hey, I think I can see our old house from here.

  7. avatar Bob Watson says:

    Happy Nomobama day!

  8. avatar AaronW says:

    “Clintons boring the shit out of you? There’s an app for that!”

  9. avatar Model 31 says:

    Finally, peace at last…W’s been following us around all day.

  10. avatar Mk10108 says:

    Two for the dust bin of history.

  11. avatar surlycmd says:

    Who effing cares?

  12. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Hey ! Glum and Glummer are are on !”

  13. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

    1. avatar ACP_arms says:


  14. avatar That Jason says:

    The last remaining Clinton Foundation operatives engaged in final prep for mission “CINC Wife Swap”.

  15. avatar Adub says:

    “What dumbass editor thought the SHOT show would be a bigger assignment than the inauguration? Hillary’s going to win anyway, he said…”

  16. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Probably the last time they are going to be in the White House.

  17. avatar jwm says:


  18. avatar Ddub says:

    Moving on…….

  19. avatar tmm says:

    –Let’s go.
    –We can’t.
    –Why not?
    –We’re waiting for Godot.
    (despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You’re sure it was here?

  20. avatar Ironhead says:

    Agent 47, you will need to procure a black limousine…. Your targets are…..

  21. avatar Ironhead says:

    Or…. damn Killary, do you know how many interns I raped in that car?

  22. avatar CPC says:

    Bring my car back !

  23. avatar RichardInIdaho says:

    Hillary has left the building! Come back in!

  24. avatar Bud Harton says:

    (Bill, watching the President and Mrs trump leave and then looking at Hillary)
    “There he goes with her and here I stand with….it”

  25. avatar Valdez says:

    Hill, did you see anything else we might want to steal before we’re never allowed back in here?

  26. avatar Neth says:

    Imagine Ivan Trump’s surprise at SHOT show when his game of Candy Crush is interrupted by a errant text from Bill Clinton, “Let me know if you want to not have sexual relations. [winky face, eggplant emoji]”

  27. avatar B320 says:

    Drift away
    Fade away
    Little tin goddess

    Ash to ash
    Dust to dust
    Fade to black

  28. avatar skiff says:

    Hillary who?

  29. avatar Steve says:

    9,991…. 9,992… damn!

  30. avatar jwm says:

    The mythical old fat white guy graveyard.

  31. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Well I was going to go shoot that new Colt but…”

  32. avatar JRPL says:

    “But they promised the Hillary Inauguration Ball would be in this room.”

  33. avatar John Mauer says:

    All avoided her gaze, lest they be turned to stone.

  34. avatar Mike Betts says:

    No, no! Not just before lunch. Now I’ve lost my appetite.

  35. avatar No one of consequence says:

    Hey, Ralph! Stop playing with your phone and check this out! This is the most realistic episode of Zombie Nation ever!

  36. avatar Imp says:

    OK Google, dow is schadenfreude spelled again?

  37. avatar mk10108 says:

    Peaceful existence when the nation dodges a tyrant.

  38. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    “Well Hil, looks like we gonna have to get…………jobs……”

  39. You want me to keep the caption clean and Bill Clinton’s in the photo? Way to hamstring us…

  40. Someone tell Emperor Palpatine you can’t wear white after Labor Day.

  41. The monolith from 2001 was actually a big ass TV?…who knew

  42. ” In this corner, hailing from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 20,000 lbs, ‘The Beast Limo!’ And in this corner, originally from the depths of Lucifer’s butt crack, at a combined weight of 300lbs, Bill and Hillary clinton! Place your bets!”

  43. avatar Disgusted says:

    I voted for her. And my wife and daughters are marching today.

    1. avatar johnny108 says:

      Wasted your vote, while your wife and daughters waste their time.

    2. avatar Scoutino says:

      In that case you misspelled your name – it should end I-N-G.
      And good for the ladies, walking is healthy. It doesn’t help anything, except maybe burn some fat, but it doesn’t hurt anything either.

  44. avatar Disgusted says:

    I have a great idea. Let’s go back to goofy pictures of people with guns.

  45. avatar Pencotron says:

    My mom had the same look on her face that Hillary does when I told her I quit college …the second time.

  46. avatar ed says:

    “damn, now she’s going to be home every day, all day. what the heck am I supose to do?”

  47. avatar Mickey says:

    “And once again, yesterday’s news displays its power to rivet an audience…”

  48. avatar John says:

    “Nah, I don’t need to know what’s going either, I work for CNN, we’ll just make it up too.”

  49. avatar G. Gill says:

    This was such good television, that no one in the room was motivated to change channels.

  50. avatar Handeeman says:

    Hey Cal! You wont believe this but you know that old couple who stiffed us on their bar tab?
    Channel 6 news is reporting that those two con artist have just been put on the FBI’s top ten most wanted list!

  51. avatar James69 says:

    Hey! Who changed it to Return of the Jedi?

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