Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a LaRue Tactical Battlefield Mixer

Adam Selene was the winner of last week’s contest. This week’s prize is a Battlefield Mixer courtesy of LaRue Tactical. Just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments before Sunday at midnight for your chance to win. So be creative.


  1. avatar Mike says:

    “…and you don’t want to know about our overdraft penalties”

  2. avatar jwm says:

    Don’t put Baby in a corner.

  3. avatar jwm says:

    All this complaining about revolver triggers being hard to learn. Some guys just need to hit the gym.

    Next thing you know, they’ll be warning about short shucking a shotgun.

  4. avatar Dave says:

    The original Charlie’s Angels running a speakeasy.

    1. avatar Hippi says:

      Charlie Chaplin’s Angeles

      1. avatar Chris says:

        Winner +1

      2. avatar No one of consequence says:


      3. avatar JR Pollock says:

        Nahh, they’re waay too old to be Chaplin’s Angels. Charlie liked ’em young!

  5. avatar Dave says:

    A battlefield mixer is that for spinnin records on the battlefield mix it up man or is that it alcoholic beverage mix mixer for the battlefield LOL.

    1. avatar James69 says:

      It’s an expansion pack for Battlefield 1.

    2. avatar Button Gwinnett says:

      I was hoping for an armored margarita pitcher, myself.

  6. avatar MLee says:

    Tell us we don’t get maternity leave again, I dare you!

  7. avatar Aaronw says:

    “Get a mortgage with us, receive a free battlefield mixer”

    “Whats in YOUR wallet?”

  8. avatar jim says:

    When your girlfriends meet your wife.

  9. avatar tmm says:

    Charlie was just 15 when he collected his first trio of angels…

  10. avatar jwm says:

    In the days before women rights and unions it was not unusual for bank managers to lock a few of the tellers in the vault on the weekend in case the alarm system wasn’t working properly.

  11. avatar ed says:

    no deposit, no return!!

  12. avatar choppah says:

    Sup ladies. I see your packing. How’s a brother like me go ’bout getting in the middle of something like that? Ooooo raaaaa

  13. avatar DSims says:

    When you look for your wife’s candy stash and she catches you in the act!

  14. avatar strych9 says:

    “A historical photo of the infamous SPECTRE labor dispute.”

  15. avatar imrambi says:

    “Safe space”

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      I’m shocked that it took 19 posts (16 if you discount the “congratulatory posts” about “Charley Chaplin’s Angels” [Which I think should win]) to get “Safe Space.” T’was my first thought.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Pssst. TTAG ain’t really progressive territory. What is this safe space of which you speak?

        1. avatar Bill Costlow says:

          Safe space: “My castle, protected by my guns” 🙂

        2. avatar Timmy! says:

          To be honest, I had never been exposed to the term (as used by the special snowflakes) until I read it here.

  16. avatar BreemerV says:

    This is actually how people thought during the Great Depression, “all you have to do to be a hero is rob a bank!”.

  17. avatar John C. Floyd says:


  18. avatar John C. Floyd says:


  19. Locked away for our horrible haircuts…

  20. avatar Nine says:

    “Attica! Attica! Attica!”


  21. avatar bdm217 says:

    Looks like the Mom’s that Demand Action are calling the kettle black.

    Shannon’s secret service rush to protect their puppet master.

    There’s no way you guys are getting in this smelling like that!

    1. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

      Ooh, inspiration!

  22. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    We know you opened two accounts,
    but you still get only one toaster!

  23. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    “A substantial penalty for early withdrawel…”

  24. avatar stuartb says:

    Safe Sex!

  25. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    This is what you call “Safety Deposit.”

  26. avatar bfitts says:

    Sear Catalog caption reading: “The Tactical Dress and Pant Suit a winning combination. Whether you are going pick up the kids, cook a meal, or rob a bank. This outfit is for you.” and in small print in the corner it should read “Handguns not included.”

  27. avatar Mark N. says:

    “Common girls, we’ll be safe in here!”

  28. avatar Mark N. says:

    Before there were Trunk Monkeys…”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Safe Floozies?

  29. avatar GaPharmD says:

    “Mrs Watts……
    Mrs. Watts……

    ……………Please wake up!!!!”

    “SHANNON!!!!! Wake up!!!!!!”

  30. avatar ar15_dude says:

    “We are not accepting bank withdrawals at this time.”

  31. avatar Mike Betts says:

    Charlie’s WHAT?

  32. avatar James69 says:

    Quentin Tarantino’s short stint making bank commercials.

  33. avatar Redband-D says:

    the daughters of Jeff Cooper, Charles Askins, and Bill Jordan at an afternoon brunch

  34. avatar Carl says:

    This bathroom is not for Transgenders

  35. avatar tinhats says:

    A true gun safe!

  36. avatar David says:

    Gunwoman 1 “We’ll be safe in here.”

    Gunwoman 2 “I’m going to bank it off the receptionist.”

    Gunwoman 3 “You teller, sister!”

  37. avatar Claymore says:

    The new Pinkerton bank detectives: Gertie, Helen, Wyanet

  38. avatar John Crockett says:

    The Future MS Steele’s (Avengers)

  39. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Safety deposit boxes…

  40. avatar Bob Oso says:

    Who set the time lock without checking if people were in the vault?

  41. avatar DustinH says:

    These little women guard my wife’s vagina, I see them for a second before the vault gets locked every night.

  42. avatar MB says:

    No, YOU make the sandwich or we’re gonna make you dance!

  43. avatar pieslapper says:

    “It IS bigger on the inside! “

  44. avatar JW says:

    Back into the time vault, gals! We’ve lost this round to FDR and his NFA legislation… off to the 21st century to try again!

  45. avatar Wade says:

    O’ the revolver, the gun that helped tame the West, and really made a woman have equal rights.

  46. avatar Theneedtoshoot says:

    I got the right eye
    I got the left eye
    I’ll blow his nuts off.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Shoot, Suzy, shoot. Not blow. Say that out loud and we’ll have guys lined up around the block.

  47. avatar Pete says:

    Does it SAY Transgender Bathroom?

  48. avatar jwm says:

    I’ll take all three.

    Settle down, you perverts. I was talking about the revolvers.

  49. avatar Old Guy in Montana says:

    “18 rounds between reloads!”

  50. avatar Art Vandelay says:

    “Rally sisters! Defend the vault! We cannot allow any of Victoria’s secrets to fall into the wrong hands.”

  51. avatar TLCplimhefftelli says:

    Stress cards? No, my handbag just can’t fit any after my pistol!

  52. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    Never mind Shannon, meet The Moms Who *Provide* Action!

  53. avatar Albert D Martinek says:

    “Secretaries Day at the bank!”

  54. avatar Emil stoehrer says:

    Old school FDIC.

  55. avatar jwm says:

    “Come at us, bro.”

  56. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Here’s our overdraft protection.

  57. avatar Bill says:

    Tell us to make you a sandwich one more time. We dare you.

  58. avatar ebd10 says:

    “Tell us where the chocolate is and nobody gets hurt!”

  59. avatar Bill Biffle says:

    Which one of you deposited the suitcase full of pennies?!

  60. avatar bobby b says:

    John was quite proud of his new gun safe – if someone could get past the bank-vault-quality doors and locking mechanisms, he would encounter several innovative internal features sure to foil even the most determined thief.

  61. avatar ROFuher says:

    “Before I trust you with my Lotto check, what is the bank policy on a government’s ‘Bail In’?”

  62. avatar Almost ESQ. says:

    The triple threat, protecting your money and doing it in style.

  63. avatar Rachel Spencer says:

    “You sure you want 72 virgins? This is our safe space and we all carry.”

  64. avatar rt66paul says:

    “Its my party and you die if I want you to.”

  65. avatar Bruce C says:

    Hello Angels…

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