Home News Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a LaRue Tactical Battlefield Mixer News Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a LaRue Tactical Battlefield Mixer By Dan Zimmerman - March 3, 2017 81 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Adam Selene was the winner of last week’s contest. This week’s prize is a Battlefield Mixer courtesy of LaRue Tactical. Just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments before Sunday at midnight for your chance to win. So be creative. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Celebrating Independence Day Chicago-Style: 92 Shot, 15 Murdered Over a Very Long Weekend Highland Park Shooter Dressed in Women’s Clothes to Blend in With the Crowd During His Escape Suspect in Deadly Highland Park July 4th Shooting Reportedly Broke City’s ‘Assault Weapons’ Ban 81 COMMENTS “…and you don’t want to know about our overdraft penalties” Reply Don’t put Baby in a corner. Reply All this complaining about revolver triggers being hard to learn. Some guys just need to hit the gym. Next thing you know, they’ll be warning about short shucking a shotgun. Reply The original Charlie’s Angels running a speakeasy. Reply Charlie Chaplin’s Angeles Reply Winner ! Reply Winner +1 Reply Outstanding! Reply +1 Reply Nahh, they’re waay too old to be Chaplin’s Angels. Charlie liked ’em young! Reply A battlefield mixer is that for spinnin records on the battlefield mix it up man or is that it alcoholic beverage mix mixer for the battlefield LOL. Reply It’s an expansion pack for Battlefield 1. Reply I was hoping for an armored margarita pitcher, myself. Reply Tell us we don’t get maternity leave again, I dare you! Reply “Get a mortgage with us, receive a free battlefield mixer” “Whats in YOUR wallet?” Reply When your girlfriends meet your wife. 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This outfit is for you.” and in small print in the corner it should read “Handguns not included.” Reply “Common girls, we’ll be safe in here!” Reply Before there were Trunk Monkeys…” Reply Safe Floozies? Reply “Mrs Watts…… Mrs. Watts…… ……………Please wake up!!!!” “SHANNON!!!!! Wake up!!!!!!” Reply “We are not accepting bank withdrawals at this time.” Reply Charlie’s WHAT? Reply Quentin Tarantino’s short stint making bank commercials. Reply the daughters of Jeff Cooper, Charles Askins, and Bill Jordan at an afternoon brunch Reply This bathroom is not for Transgenders Reply A true gun safe! Reply Gunwoman 1 “We’ll be safe in here.” Gunwoman 2 “I’m going to bank it off the receptionist.” Gunwoman 3 “You teller, sister!” Reply The new Pinkerton bank detectives: Gertie, Helen, Wyanet Reply The Future MS Steele’s (Avengers) Reply Safety deposit boxes… Reply Who set the time lock without checking if people were in the vault? 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