Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win A-Zoom 12 Gauge Training Rounds

After a two-month hiatus, the caption contest is back! This week’s prize is a five-pack of A-ZOOM 12 Gauge aluminum training rounds courtesy of Lyman Products. All you have to do is enter the best caption in the comments for this pic by midnight Sunday to be eligible.

WINNER: tsbhoa.p.jr:

here we can see young hunter s. thompson’s hand guiding the belt while his mother demonstrates how to properly remove icicles from the neighbors gutter soffit.


  1. avatar Lost Down South says:

    Do you know the name of a good dentist?

  2. avatar anonymoose says:

    And that was the last time Li’l Addie Hitler forgot to turn his books in on time.

  3. avatar Bitter says:

    The library lady wasn’t joking about late fee penalties.

    1. avatar Zeke says:

      > golf clap <

  4. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Way to take it on the chin Gladys.

  5. avatar morelia1976 says:

    I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, and your gossipy Aunie Em, and lazy Uncle Henry too

  6. avatar Bloving says:

    “Gladys! Do you want another belt after this one?!”
    “I said: do you want ano… fix your glasses, Gladys!”

  7. avatar foobar says:

    “B!tch betta have my money…”

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “B!tch betta have my money…”

      Not some, not half, but *all*…

      (I’m onna git you, suckah)

  8. avatar Craig says:

    Not being facetious, I thought that was John Lennon at first. Was very confused.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:


      You are not the only person — I added my comment below before reading any other comments and I also referred to the operator as John Lennon!

  9. avatar Mr. savage says:

    well, can’t get a scope bite if you use iron sights I guess….

  10. avatar Bloving says:

    Choose one answer:
    This woman has _____.
    A. Forgotten her ear protection.
    B. Forgotten her proper eye protection.
    C. Placed her face too close to the weapon.
    D. Not brought enough ammo.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      E. is actually a man.

  11. avatar tmm says:

    It was Mildred’s favorite. She called it her “sewing machine.”

  12. avatar JDH says:

    OK Mr. Lennon. Give ’em some Instant Karma.

  13. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    Yo mama wore army boots just got took to a whole other level.

  14. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    Dumbass at the gun store tried to tell me a snubbie .38 was the perfect ladies gun.

    This is the perfect ladies gun.

  15. avatar Ing says:

    John Lennon imagines there’s no recoil.

    1. avatar Stokeslawyer says:

      You beat me to it!

  16. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    Rosie the Riveter had a better pr man than Mildred the Machine gunner.

    But Mildred had a lot more fun.

  17. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “Ma Kettle making sure her youngest can keep the ammo fed right for when the G-men finally track her down…”

    1. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

      Uhm, Ma Kettle was a character in a string of hillbilly comedy movies.

      Ma Barker on the other hand………

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:


        In that case –

        “Ma Barker making sure her youngest can keep the ammo fed right for when the G-men finally track her down…”

  18. avatar Cruzo1981 says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhh, so this is a machine gun…Now I get it….

  19. avatar Gun Owning American says:

    Aim small, miss small.

  20. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    trump’s national guard border patrol began on a shoestring budget.

  21. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    here we can see young hunter s. thompson’s hand guiding the belt while his mother demonstrates how to properly remove icicles from the neighbors gutter soffit.

    1. avatar ironicatbest says:

      I vote you win. That’s funny

  22. avatar CCDWGUY says:

    What, I’m supposed to get a background check for what, I’m protecting the country.

  23. avatar bastiches says:

    Yes, Tweety I thought I SAW a puddy tat as well.

  24. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    having abandoned vacuum cleaners and encyclopaedias, robert once again successfully demonstrates his “pest eradicator” to the rural masses.

  25. avatar VaqueroJustice says:

    Ten rounds ?

    Yea, right.

  26. “My hands aren’t cold and dead, yet.”

  27. avatar KCK says:

    There are those that forget this is a caption not humorous comment.

    Being alerted to the ammo shortages, Mary Schwartz of the Ladies Auxiliary has decided to use her Browning M-2 50 Caliber machine gun as a sniper rifle with careful aim for each cartridge. Mary is quoted as saying “Spray and pray is not an efficient use of scarce ammunition resources” She is also exploring the use of a foam pad (not shown) to cushion her cheek weld.

    1. avatar ironicatbest says:

      Carlos Hathcock, the white feather, did exactly that

  28. avatar troutbum5 says:

    Lt Cmdr Data, stuck in yet another time warp, tries out some 20th century weaponry.

  29. avatar fiun dagner says:

    the neighbors dog isn’t leaving a mess on my lawn this time

  30. avatar pieslapper says:

    Agnes wasn’t sure if it was the sound, the smell, or the feeling of the recoil (oh yes, the throbbing repetition of that glorious recoil!), but something deep inside her had been unleashed, and somehow spending Tuesday evenings with her friends in the needlepoint club would just not be as satisfying.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      This has to be a front runner!

  31. avatar Imayeti says:

    Mosquito control is taken seriously in Texas.

    1. avatar fiun dagner says:

      have you seen the size of the mosquitoes in Texas? She may be undergunned for them

  32. avatar jd says:

    This’ll be the the last time Billy tramples my petunias!

  33. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Beatle John Lennon, seeking inspiration for his next anti-war folk song, gets into position behind the machine gun.

  34. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    That’s very odd. When I edited my above comment and added quotation marks and a period, I got the message that my edited comment was flagged as spam when I hit the Save button.

  35. avatar pieslapper says:

    “No Elmer, THIS is how we hunt wabbits!”

  36. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “Eye relief is for sissies.”

    (The above was my original comment I referred to which has now disappeared, probably in the spam bucket.)

  37. avatar Oggy says:

    “Me too, Bitches”

  38. avatar Higgs says:

    I’ll show you the difference between a bump stock and a machine gun ……………………..

  39. avatar Higgs says:

    No magazine….. no limit.

  40. avatar Frank in Apex says:

    So that’s why Commander Data spends so much time in the holodeck!

  41. avatar Joe R. says:

    “Imagine there’s no eye relief. . . “
    – John Lennon

  42. avatar ACP_arms says:

    Hold on, I just need to move it a little to the left.. aim small, miss small and all that.

  43. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    I just don’t know… I like it but does it come in any color besides black?

  44. avatar Ralph says:

    It took seventy years, but doctors finally agreed: Banning transgender people from military service Is not medically valid.

    However, finding suitable uniforms for cross-dressers is still proving illusive.

  45. “Imagine all the dead people.”

  46. avatar ironicatbest says:

    If she gets to hot you’ve gotta bust her belt. Shoot the mule in the head, it’s tearing up my airship. Raisins n sunflower seeds mmmm yum, that hams going to cost you your stripes. Whatda mean we can’t shoot the white monkeys. It’s to fuckin hot and skivvies are BDU. Why do they keep yelling for me to chew their ho,,? Try not to fuck up their ears, I’m making a string necklace…. My shoes are not on fire, Sir.

  47. avatar MilitantCentrist says:

    “Whaddaya in for?”
    “Hubby told me to darn his socks. So I stitched ‘im up.”

  48. avatar Ryan Toms says:

    The original transsexual soldier.

  49. avatar Bob Watson says:

    When this mom demands action you better pay attention.

  50. avatar Lance F says:

    Moose and squirrel finally met their fate.

  51. avatar Jay godding says:

    Now that’s how mom’s demand action

  52. avatar BLAMMO says:

    I’m the “Ma” in Ma Deuce.

  53. avatar Texas Irregular says:

    Happiness is a warm gun.
    John Lennon

  54. avatar Armed Partisan says:

    “Mae Belle Rutledge took the probem of rabbitts getting into her victory garden a bit more seriously than most.”

  55. avatar Moltar says:

    Damn gopher! That’s the last time that little sumbitch eats my carrots. Pop on up you little bastard! I’m your huckleberry!

  56. avatar jsallison says:

    And that was the last time Popeye stood up Olive Oyl.

  57. avatar Sasquatch says:

    And your little dog, too!

  58. avatar Gregolas says:

    Sometime in early ’42, PTA meetings became fun again!

  59. avatar Alex in Oregon says:

    Kill a commie for ME!

  60. avatar nanotech says:

    Testing a .30 cal. machine gun at Aberdeen Proving Ground.

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