We’re not bringing back a weekly photo caption contest (at least not now) but we ran across this AP photo that was taken when a Ukrainian soldier took a break for lunch outside of Kyiv…and we couldn’t resist.
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Real men don’t need bread.
Her: “Honey, you know what I’m really craving right now?”
Me texting all my friends: “It’s a boy!”
An AK can use anything for lube!
Ukrainian pregnant women cravings.
Damn, beat me to it.
You got Russian in my peanut butter.
On another note,, what is that brown stuff in the jar.
Since Ukraine wants to join NATO, how about Papa, Bravo, Juliet?
Her: “You promise that you ate pineapple to make it taste better?”
Him: “Of course I did….”
When you run out of lube😎
Do I eat lunch or a bullet?
“Neyt”
That’s NOT what you feed an AK-47!
Four things that’ll leave a bad taste in your mouth.
I smell a front-runner!
Look! I washed for Supper!
Pickles? Really?
Save me!
“Ukrainian Guerilla Tactical is proud to announce the release of our newest product, the Infantry Dual-Purpose Ration. It’s the AK cleaning kit you can eat.”
Russians have always had a drinkable low temperature gun lubricant. It’s called Vodka.
It would seem these also shot Russian invaders just as well, then we celebrate with a light snack.
Dinner in Ukraine
Well, after that lunch it ain’t just my rifle that has a gas powered ejector.
The AKPB&J+P community…
Good one!
Today I didn’t even have to use my AK! I gotta say, it was a good day.
12 PM: Beetroot.
1 PM: Beat Ruskies.
Outstanding
I ate, I burped, I conquered.
An expectant female soldier demonstrates her extraordinary capacity to Adapt and overcome.
-Dn,
That’s a winner!
My similar thought: Special menu selection for pregnant soldiers to maintain battle readiness.
“Anatoly, you nitwit, you forgot the Russian dressing.”
There’s a Pickle Rick joke in there.
Pickles, a jar of borscht, peanut butter, and my AK47. I think I am pregnant.
The AK buffet.
Scholarcat,
Nice!
Cute kiddie snack the only thing missing is a sippy box.
My “AK” must be pregnant!!
Somebody I know went to the Ukraine and all I got was this lousy AK and 24 hour ration.
This is my rifle
This is my lunch
This is for fighting
This is to munch
My Russian товарищ, (tovarisch), what would you prefer for tonight’s meal?
Pregnant in Ukraine.
Vladimir seems certain that if they’d given him a proper hunting rifle, the rations wouldn’t be so slim.
Avtomat kalashniblowbutt
What’ll come out of that guy’s butt will be as deadly as that AK.
Gherkins, frickin gherkins, 60 miles from the Polish border and we’re eating gherkins.
Inga ,have you noticed these care packages from the USA lately just aren’t what they used to be? I guess we’ve got the dirty Russians and they’ve got bare shelves Biden, god I’m glad we dont live there.
In Soviet Russia, pickle found in Ukraine.
When you don’t have ice cream and your AK can’t persuade your husband to go out after curfew…
War is hell and the food just gets worse…
Beats the kel-tek gift box
Lunch of patriots!
1) “Here, Ukranians eat pickle. Russians eat lead”
2) “In Ukraine, lunch and revenge on invaders: best served cold”
I will take a side dish of 7.62 ammo please.
Picture of menu selection seen on door of Anotoly’s Waffle House in Kyiv, Apr 1 2022.
He had only two ways home: death, or victory.
Some men use knives, real men use AKs
All part of a well balanced breakfast
“Gun Jesus’ (Ian at Forgotten Weapons) offers the following for contemplation :
“What Does the Invasion of Ukraine Mean for European Private Firearms Ownership?”
Ian WTF?
At 3:04 you’re talking about significantly increased chance for private firearm ownership as a result of the conflict with NATO…I believe you mean RUSSIA.
OGiM
No one NEEDS a high capacity pickle holding device. Or a shoulder thing that goes sideways.
When your expectant Ukrainian wife tells you what she’s craving, you had better not question her…
Damn straight. Good to see ya again, Bill… 🙂
He will be shooting bullets out of the rifle and flames out of his arse.
1 belch will stop a tank platoon in it’s tracks.
“It’s got that vlasic crunch with a 7N6 punch!”
When you’re in a pickle or a jam go to your AK!
Pregnancy cravings.
Breakfast of Champions!
Oh, you stole mine. Nice! Best of luck.
If you find yourself in a jam or a pickle, remember your AK. They work, they’re not fickle!
Lunch of Champions!
When you have an empty fridge because you have a full magazine.
I feel the blues moving in.
I relish the thought of putting one in putin.
Excerpt from a Ukrainian army private’s letter to home, roughly translated:
“Dear Mom,
…
Remember how they gave us no-doze for sentry duty? Well, Sarge says we’re fresh out, but they did find some of this. And we thought those pills gave us heartburn, phew! And no bread around here, hope you can find some for yourself today.
…”
No, seriously I’m not pregnant, just hungry and craving a good homemade meal. Those MRE’s just ain’t doing it.
Inventory of confiscated items from a Russian Tank Unit…
Sir, this is everything they were sent in with by Putin to fight in the War
Excellent!
Lunch table at school…”Trade you my cheese and crackers for the AK!”
One can wish.
A month from now, this meal will include Caviar.
From your mouth to God’s ears ebd10.
Ukrainian officer to Ukrainian infantry soldier: “I love the smell of pickles, peanut butter, jelly, and cosmoline in the morning.”
Not my taste, but the Russian tank crew won’t be needing it.
Tha taste of freedom!
The Taste of Freedom!
Our European NATO allies have urgently begun field trials of Ukraine’s favorite snack.
Coming soon MRE ’25’: Ukrainian Power Bars
The four food groups – Ukraine style.
Weapons of mussed digestion.
Company Cook: “We got pickles. Whaddaya want ?”
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“Shoot invaders, eat lunch, shoot invaders, eat supper…
Stopped to reload and lube the pickle shooter.
Neyt, pickle is fine
Would you like a side of AK74 with that?
We’re not in a pickle, I eat that for breakfast!!
“I hate it when the Russians drop in unannounced”
EDC: Every Day Condiments.
Get yourself out of any PICKLE with a rifle so BUTTERy smooth it never JAMs
MRE supplement kit.
The first sign of serious food aggression…
Rubber no good!
This being Ukraine, the brown substance in the jar is probably sunflower seed butter, not peanut butter.
A pregnant pause.
SNIFFFFFFFFFF!!! Hmmmm…. pickles, beets and an AK. Smells like FREEDOM!
Ukrainian reloading kit.