Winner: We just discovered we all have the same husband.
Last week’s winner was Bill Rees. This week’s best caption writer will win a Deep Conceal Ultra Model concealed carry holster (size XL). Just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight to be eligible.
Mess with us! Really! Please?
These moms, demand action!
Don’t ever say you don’t like my shoes!!!!!!
“My sisters say they saw you with Bernice at Jack Rabbit Slims….Care to elaborate?”
Let the panty raids begin!
Glocks or …? You mean we can’t have both?
Real moms don’t demand action, they TAKE action!
And you think Lorena Bobbit was tough???
the truth about scorned women.
The four horsewomen of the apocalypse.
We’ll f&ck you up,
And that is that.
“evening dan, tyler, jeremy, john or whatever your real name is. the laundry is done and folded, the bathrooms are clean, dinner is cooked and waiting and there’s a hot water bottle in the master bed. many hands make light work, as you’ll see…”
We just discovered that we all have the same husband
the unorganized ma- litia.
We’re sorry. Our youngest sister is busy tonight.
Do NOT step on the grass…
the real reason joseph smith left nauvoo.
“take the blue pill. now.”
Honey, I want a divorce!
the “pew slash pew thunk” life.
When Thots Patrol
When the neighborhood is just fed up with those durn Jehovah’s Witnesses !
A little “wow wow” after fighting the Mau Mau
wtf is #me too? not us!
All my ex’s live in Texas
And Texas is the place I’d dearly love to be
But all my ex’s live in Texas
And that’s why I hang my hat in Tennessee
– George Strait
Have her home by 11 ……. Understood ?
Off topic – Broward Deputy critical of using Parkland to push gun control , found dead.
‘Neighborhood watches during WW2’
You don’t mess with Texas.
When Gloria went to the out-of-state teachers conference, she looked at her baseball bat and realized that Pennsylvania officials didn’t have a clue about protecting students.
This is real girl power!
It is the.most effective birth control for my daughters. Don’t try it Buster’s.
Guys come home from work…
“Oh shit, it’s PMS weekend!”
I’ll choose bachelorette number 3!
#1 or #4, rather be shot than castrated.
Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby’s worst nightmare
Zombee-bop! These gals will jump, jive and wail on the un-dead squares. While their hubbies and honeys are giving the last of Adolf’s boys what for, Rosie must set her Rivet gun aside to handle the hordes on the homefront! Buy War Bonds… and bash walker brains! Walking Dead ’45… Sundays on AMC.
The bake sale WILL go on!
No Assault Wives Ban (AWB) talk here!
“We said, be home before the street lights come on!”
“Glad you made it home safely dear. Now what was that crack you made about ‘riding the cotton pony’?”
The women of Hope heard Slick Willy was in town for a visit.
The night the women of the Auxillary learned the truth about their husbands bowling league.
Girlz n the Hood
Kill a commie for mommy? Bullshit! Mommy killed a commie.
“Sure we’ll stay in the kitchen. Just remember to be careful when YOU come into the kitchen.”
“What the soccer moms bought at the Dick’s liquidation sale.”
Eeny, Meeny, Miny, … Hey MOE! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…
“Pam, if you don’t get your finger off that trigger I’m gonna use this bat!”
The Lennon Sisters at home
The “original” Desperate Housewives.
Listen up our beloved husbands. You guys get one guess at which of you had an anniversary yesterday. Wrong answer and you all pay. Now get together and come up with an answer. You’ve got five minutes.
Real Housewives of California a day after Botox is outlawed.
When Mable says there’s a black man in the neighborhood
Behold the original child support recovery unit.
“The Bonnie Parker Fan Club”
The Betty Crocker gang shows the mettle it takes to make a souffle rise.
Susanne and her “Sisters” waited for her husband to come home from “working late tonight” again…
We are the Queen’s of battle !! . just for you guys from the 25th.
I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we’re not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have guns
Oh girls just want to have guns…
Women of the 50’s were tougher than 80% of Millennial ‘men’.
Roh dog gets my vote
From our cold, dead hands!!
Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. What happened to Tom Schiffenhauser when his wife and her three sisters discovered he was having an affair, new evidence suggests foul play.
…you gotta ask yourself one question, “Do I still think I’m gonna get ‘lucky?'” Well, do ya, punk!
“#MeToo? No dear…we knew how to avoid it becoming an issue.”
“Here we see women doing their part to protect the Homeland while their Fathers, Husbands, and brothers are a way at war; It’s your duty as Americans!”
Moms Ready for Action
“Bridge Clubs are for pussies.”
“Gentleman, let us toast to our wives and to our lovers: may they never meet!”
“The Second Amendment IS the Equal Rights Amendment.”
“God created women and Sam Colt made them equal.”
The two with the guns are from the USA. The ones with the knife and the bat are from the UK.
“All right girls, let’s show ’em what ‘deep conceal’ really means!”
The sister wives were a little pissed, when they found out their husband had a hussy on the side.
You’re going to wash the dishes, take out the trash, and mow the yard… right?
Sister wives learn the truth.
Dad would’ve bought us UZIs.
The one on the left is Dave’s wife. The four of them just found out he is engaged to the other three.
geena davis, debra jo rupp, mary woronov and eve weinstein throw an impromptu celebrity roast for harvey.
The sisters of Brad’s wife were tired of waiting. They decided they were going down to that Cracker Barrel and get her job back, come hell or high water.
Pink lives matter
Agnes always was a little bit batty…
The Original Golden Girls
Betty Draper and the Chaperons
When the book club disagrees…