Weekend Photo Caption Contest Win a Deep Conceal LLC Concealed Carry Holster

weekend photo caption contest

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Winner: We just discovered we all have the same husband.

Last week’s winner was Bill Rees. This week’s best caption writer will win a Deep Conceal Ultra Model concealed carry holster (size XL). Just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar Paul Mcmichael says:

    Mess with us! Really! Please?

  2. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    These moms, demand action!

  3. avatar CCDWGUY says:

    Don’t ever say you don’t like my shoes!!!!!!

  4. avatar kyle says:

    “My sisters say they saw you with Bernice at Jack Rabbit Slims….Care to elaborate?”

  5. avatar spacepiggy says:

    Let the panty raids begin!

  6. avatar No one of consequence says:

    Glocks or …? You mean we can’t have both?

  7. avatar Timmer says:

    Real moms don’t demand action, they TAKE action!

  8. avatar Craig in IA says:

    And you think Lorena Bobbit was tough???

  9. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    the truth about scorned women.

  10. avatar Felix says:

    The four horsewomen of the apocalypse.

  11. avatar Zeke says:

    Pistol, Knife,
    Rifle, Bat.
    We’ll f&ck you up,
    And that is that.

  12. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “evening dan, tyler, jeremy, john or whatever your real name is. the laundry is done and folded, the bathrooms are clean, dinner is cooked and waiting and there’s a hot water bottle in the master bed. many hands make light work, as you’ll see…”

  13. avatar Art out West says:

    We just discovered that we all have the same husband

  14. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    the unorganized ma- litia.

  15. avatar DAVE F says:

    We’re sorry. Our youngest sister is busy tonight.

  16. avatar Cruzo1981 says:

    Do NOT step on the grass…

  17. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    the real reason joseph smith left nauvoo.

  18. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “take the blue pill. now.”

  19. avatar anonymoose says:

    Honey, I want a divorce!

  20. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    the “pew slash pew thunk” life.

  21. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:


  22. avatar Rhodes says:

    When Thots Patrol

  23. avatar Joe Brown says:

    True feminism.

  24. avatar Joe Brown says:


  25. avatar Gregolas says:

    When the neighborhood is just fed up with those durn Jehovah’s Witnesses !

  26. avatar AaronW says:

    A little “wow wow” after fighting the Mau Mau

  27. avatar Tec's Dad says:

    wtf is #me too? not us!

  28. avatar Justin Case says:

    All my ex’s live in Texas
    And Texas is the place I’d dearly love to be
    But all my ex’s live in Texas
    And that’s why I hang my hat in Tennessee

    – George Strait

  29. avatar Freebird says:

    Have her home by 11 ……. Understood ?

    Off topic – Broward Deputy critical of using Parkland to push gun control , found dead.


  30. avatar Pelvicpunch says:

    ‘Neighborhood watches during WW2’

  31. avatar Arlen says:

    You don’t mess with Texas.

  32. avatar Baldwin says:

    When Gloria went to the out-of-state teachers conference, she looked at her baseball bat and realized that Pennsylvania officials didn’t have a clue about protecting students.

  33. avatar former water walker says:

    Neighborhood WATCH…

  34. avatar Andrew Marsin says:

    This is real girl power!

  35. avatar AlanInFL says:

    It is the.most effective birth control for my daughters. Don’t try it Buster’s.

  36. avatar Michael says:

    Guys come home from work…

    “Oh shit, it’s PMS weekend!”

    Guys LEAVE

  37. avatar Mic says:

    I’ll choose bachelorette number 3!

    1. avatar James M says:

      #1 or #4, rather be shot than castrated.

  38. avatar BigJ says:

    Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby’s worst nightmare

  39. avatar Scooter says:

    Zombee-bop! These gals will jump, jive and wail on the un-dead squares. While their hubbies and honeys are giving the last of Adolf’s boys what for, Rosie must set her Rivet gun aside to handle the hordes on the homefront! Buy War Bonds… and bash walker brains! Walking Dead ’45… Sundays on AMC.

  40. avatar il Padrino says:

    The bake sale WILL go on!

  41. avatar Randy says:

    No Assault Wives Ban (AWB) talk here!

  42. avatar pieslapper says:

    “We said, be home before the street lights come on!”

  43. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Glad you made it home safely dear. Now what was that crack you made about ‘riding the cotton pony’?”

  44. avatar pieslapper says:

    The women of Hope heard Slick Willy was in town for a visit.

  45. avatar DrewR55 says:

    The night the women of the Auxillary learned the truth about their husbands bowling league.

  46. avatar Mark says:

    Girlz n the Hood

  47. avatar Mack Bolan says:

    Kill a commie for mommy? Bullshit! Mommy killed a commie.

  48. avatar Curtis Barrow says:

    “Sure we’ll stay in the kitchen. Just remember to be careful when YOU come into the kitchen.”

  49. avatar Francis says:

    “What the soccer moms bought at the Dick’s liquidation sale.”

  50. avatar tmm says:

    Eeny, Meeny, Miny, … Hey MOE! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…

  51. avatar Ed says:

    “Pam, if you don’t get your finger off that trigger I’m gonna use this bat!”

  52. avatar Mark N. says:

    The Lennon Sisters at home

  53. avatar Dwayne Collingwood says:

    The “original” Desperate Housewives.

  54. avatar Jkl123 says:

    Listen up our beloved husbands. You guys get one guess at which of you had an anniversary yesterday. Wrong answer and you all pay. Now get together and come up with an answer. You’ve got five minutes.

  55. avatar James M says:

    Real Housewives of California a day after Botox is outlawed.

  56. avatar ironicatbest says:

    When Mable says there’s a black man in the neighborhood

  57. avatar Michael Cochran says:

    Behold the original child support recovery unit.

  58. avatar SheepDog says:

    “The Bonnie Parker Fan Club”

  59. avatar Chazbo says:

    The Betty Crocker gang shows the mettle it takes to make a souffle rise.

  60. avatar Malcolm says:

    Susanne and her “Sisters” waited for her husband to come home from “working late tonight” again…

  61. avatar ironicatbest says:

    We are the Queen’s of battle !! . just for you guys from the 25th.

  62. avatar ‘liljoe says:

    I come home in the morning light
    My mother says when you gonna live your life right
    Oh mother dear we’re not the fortunate ones
    And girls they want to have guns
    Oh girls just want to have guns…

  63. avatar Roh-Dog says:

    Women of the 50’s were tougher than 80% of Millennial ‘men’.

    1. avatar Rob stevens says:

      Roh dog gets my vote

  64. avatar Michael L Bumgarner II says:

    From our cold, dead hands!!

  65. avatar Moltar says:

    Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. What happened to Tom Schiffenhauser when his wife and her three sisters discovered he was having an affair, new evidence suggests foul play.

  66. avatar Jmac says:

    …you gotta ask yourself one question, “Do I still think I’m gonna get ‘lucky?'” Well, do ya, punk!

  67. avatar Peter M says:

    “#MeToo? No dear…we knew how to avoid it becoming an issue.”

  68. avatar SheepDog says:

    “Here we see women doing their part to protect the Homeland while their Fathers, Husbands, and brothers are a way at war; It’s your duty as Americans!”

  69. avatar Shire-man says:

    Moms Ready for Action

  70. avatar Phil LA says:

    “Bridge Clubs are for pussies.”

  71. avatar Bill Rees says:

    “Gentleman, let us toast to our wives and to our lovers: may they never meet!”

  72. avatar Joe Brown says:


  73. avatar Joe Brown says:

    Stronger Together

  74. “The Second Amendment IS the Equal Rights Amendment.”

  75. “God created women and Sam Colt made them equal.”

  76. avatar JDH says:

    The two with the guns are from the USA. The ones with the knife and the bat are from the UK.

  77. avatar pieslapper says:

    “All right girls, let’s show ’em what ‘deep conceal’ really means!”

  78. avatar pieslapper says:

    The sister wives were a little pissed, when they found out their husband had a hussy on the side.

  79. avatar 1withguns says:

    You’re going to wash the dishes, take out the trash, and mow the yard… right?

  80. avatar Gun Owning American says:

    Sister wives learn the truth.

  81. avatar Jonathan says:

    Dad would’ve bought us UZIs.

  82. The one on the left is Dave’s wife. The four of them just found out he is engaged to the other three.

  83. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    geena davis, debra jo rupp, mary woronov and eve weinstein throw an impromptu celebrity roast for harvey.

  84. avatar pieslapper says:

    The sisters of Brad’s wife were tired of waiting. They decided they were going down to that Cracker Barrel and get her job back, come hell or high water.

  85. avatar Rob stevens says:

    Pink lives matter

  86. avatar Ing says:

    Agnes always was a little bit batty…

  87. avatar AdamTA1 says:

    The Original Golden Girls

  88. avatar Dan says:

    Betty Draper and the Chaperons

  89. avatar Terrence says:

    When the book club disagrees…

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