weekend photo caption contest
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Winner: We just discovered we all have the same husband.

Last week’s winner was Bill Rees. This week’s best caption writer will win a Deep Conceal Ultra Model concealed carry holster (size XL). Just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight to be eligible.

91 COMMENTS

  1. “evening dan, tyler, jeremy, john or whatever your real name is. the laundry is done and folded, the bathrooms are clean, dinner is cooked and waiting and there’s a hot water bottle in the master bed. many hands make light work, as you’ll see…”

  2. All my ex’s live in Texas
    And Texas is the place I’d dearly love to be
    But all my ex’s live in Texas
    And that’s why I hang my hat in Tennessee

    – George Strait

  3. When Gloria went to the out-of-state teachers conference, she looked at her baseball bat and realized that Pennsylvania officials didn’t have a clue about protecting students.

  4. Zombee-bop! These gals will jump, jive and wail on the un-dead squares. While their hubbies and honeys are giving the last of Adolf’s boys what for, Rosie must set her Rivet gun aside to handle the hordes on the homefront! Buy War Bonds… and bash walker brains! Walking Dead ’45… Sundays on AMC.

  5. “Glad you made it home safely dear. Now what was that crack you made about ‘riding the cotton pony’?”

  6. Listen up our beloved husbands. You guys get one guess at which of you had an anniversary yesterday. Wrong answer and you all pay. Now get together and come up with an answer. You’ve got five minutes.

  7. I come home in the morning light
    My mother says when you gonna live your life right
    Oh mother dear we’re not the fortunate ones
    And girls they want to have guns
    Oh girls just want to have guns…

  8. Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries. What happened to Tom Schiffenhauser when his wife and her three sisters discovered he was having an affair, new evidence suggests foul play.

  9. “Here we see women doing their part to protect the Homeland while their Fathers, Husbands, and brothers are a way at war; It’s your duty as Americans!”

  10. The sisters of Brad’s wife were tired of waiting. They decided they were going down to that Cracker Barrel and get her job back, come hell or high water.

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