Home News Weekend Photo Caption Contest News Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - May 31, 2013 92 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR This is What Happens to a Disarmed Populace – Colombia Descends Into Violence New: The Silencer Shop Podcast – Episode One Is Now Live! Smith & Wesson Says It Will Sell Thompson/Center Arms 92 COMMENTS Bob flip-flopped on the gun control issue. (beer belly control is something he lost on long ago) Reply Beer gut control, or better said, flip flop retention is maintained by a six pack of Budweiser, just outside the frame. You can see some spills on the shirt. Reply Too good; way out classes my comment so I’m not gonna even leave it. Reply Damn, beat me to it, although I was going to say flip-flopped on open carry. Probably way too obvious though. Reply This is what happens when ‘common sense holster control’ takes root in california… Reply Despite having lost his chiseled on-screen physique, MacGyver hadn’t yet lost his penchant for creativity… Reply Bob knew how to belt out a thong… Reply Winner! Reply Agreed!! Reply +1 Reply That’s why you never wear socks and sandals…the gun would snag. Reply Yeah, but is there a left-hand model? Reply The worst Photo Caption yet. Reply If the shoe fits…. Reply Walmart holster – $4.99 Everyday low prices Reply Bravo! Reply Does this holster make me look fat? Yes. Reply Another Redneck Inventor At His Best Reply Corporal Johnson, having lost his service weapons in a freak event behind enemy lines, applied the army motto, “Improvise, adapt, and overcome.” Reply Maybe he’s a Sandalnista Rebel… Reply If this don’t work, I can conceal carry it under my muffin top Reply Makin’ do in Margaritaville. Reply Now featuring armed security …at Sandals Resorts Reply Concealed carry, open carry, Mexican carry and…Jimmy Buffett carry. Reply David Hasselfoff auditioning for a new cop show. Reply OMG! Holsters on BOGO at Pay Less!!! Reply Has anyone tried this with a “Liberator” pistol yet? LGSs will be out of business soon if this catches on. Reply Bart’s choice of attire for casual Friday drew some criticism. Reply Fucking awesome. Reply The wait time at Raven Concealment has really gotten out of hand. Reply the wait time had actually been getting shorter. Mine came about a month ahead of their eta. But then again, they do say 14-18 weeks lead time. Reply “Whaddayamean this is inappropriate for the beach party? I’m wearing a thong!” Reply Florida Carry Reply After sequestration the Miami FBI sporting their latest tac gear. Reply What shoes is he wearing cuz either the brown or the black belt has to go. Reply There’s being cheap. There’s being a cheap bastard. And then there’s Ed, the brother in law from hell. Reply Heh. Reply “I got your holster like you asked me to, Dad!” “Son…you had one job…” Reply Finally, your HiPoint gets a holster it deserves… Reply hahahahaha best one ever Reply Sandalcarry: Safer Than A SERPA! Reply Leather for 1911s, plastic for polymers… Reply My wife isn’t the only one that gets to wear thongs in this house. (I know it’s more of a sandal but didn’t realize till after I already posted) Reply That’s alright. I remember a time when that sandal type was also known as a thong, and what is called a thong now just a G-String. Reply Mexican carry 2.0 Reply Who says you can’t carry in a thong? Reply Open Toe Carry. Reply Photo caption contest? Pshh, im too busy wonderin why i never thought of this, lol Reply Mississippi open carry bitches! Coming July 1. Reply Bare foot or bear arms? He made the obvious choice. Reply With this new MAIG approved gun flotation device, loosing your gun in a boating accident will be a thing of the past. Reply “The price was right, but Bob was a little worried with the lack of a retention feature in his new holster.” Reply You copied this from me my friend!!! Here is the proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olHIEnyQp9I Reply Open carry like a boss Reply Having said ” I Ain’t spendin’ no 30 dollars on no dadblamed holster!”, Frugal Joe activated his redneck powers of improvisation and got to workin’. Behold the result of hours of drinking and finger straining labor. Reply And so my wife says, “when you run outta ammo, you gonna throw your shoe at ’em?” So I figure I best have one handy. Reply dude in photo: What do you mean this isn’t a retention holster?!?!?!? Reply Well, you see officer, I was surfing along the jersey shore with all my AR-15s, and mags and such, ’cause I ain’t got a canoe. When a big wave came up and knocked me over. Well with my bad luck this one got stuck in my flip flop and washed up on the beach. Anyways, I need to report some lost guns. Reply Glock and Croc, Grocks? Reply Izz neckst, beech wear. Reply Herb was so pleased with his improvised holster that he was eager to model his experimental swim suit made from a ziplock sandwich bag and shoelaces. Reply I used to ankle carry Reply You might be a redneck if… Reply “I told you not to put this shirt in the clothes dryer”. Reply Typical open carry idiot. Fat, cheap, and wears a sleeveless shirt. Reply This holster was featured on the Red Green Show. Reply Not enough duct tape for Red Green. Reply “This is my good shirt and my dress belt.” Reply After the mayors nephew was kidnapped and violated again, Gecko45 was forced to take budget cuts. Reply What could be safer? It covers the trigger and protects the gun from fungi on the locker room floor. Reply One big, black toe keeps Athletes Foot at bay. Reply The new “FCUK IT” holster from Uncle Mike’s was a big hit at the trailer park. Reply Eat a d!ck, this is Arizona. Reply Well…, there’s my holster! Now where’s my other sandal??? And what’d I come out to the garage for in the first place? Reply Tapco introduces the “OCer on a shoestring” series of holsters. Reply Legend has it that there is a starter holster even more basic than an Uncle Mike’s. Reply Still better than a nylon holster. Reply Is someone playing Jimmy Buffet’s Maragitaville? “…I blew out my flip flop…” Reply From Supertuck to WTF. Reply Billy got really tired of keeping up with the “tacticool” community Reply Hey, this was the only way I could find two matching holsters so I could akimbo carry! Reply Bob spent more and went for quality on his holster rather than his Hi-Point. Reply So tell me, what did he put in his holster? Reply This may give blowing out your flip flop a whole new meaning. Reply Open toe sandals are so last season 😉 Reply Open toe sandals are so last season Reply “Wear a thong to the range day”… Reply GENIUS!!!! Reply A brilliant ploy to get Bloomberg and MAIG to waste time and money trying to ban sandals size 6 and larger. Reply Flip flops, not just for floating a power strip in the pool anymore! Reply Chancleta holster. Clearly y’all aren’t Cuban or this would make perfect sense. Reply Wife (in the other room): “No I have not seen your BlackHawk anywhere, whatever that is. Have you seen my new flip flops?” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.