Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar GS650G says:

    But I WANNA jihad !!!!

  2. avatar Kelly in GA says:

    Baby needs shoes. And a holster.

    Had to do it.

  3. avatar Cellude says:

    Something not politically correct….but I do see a “vest” in the picture though.

  4. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Rambo 7: The Early Years

  5. avatar Hal says:

    I know little buddy… I hate that you’re limited to a fixed 20 round mag too… but hey, at least it’s piston driven right?

  6. avatar Ralph says:

    But I wanted bunny wabbits on my bib!

  7. avatar Lee says:

    Please, spay or neuter your terrorists.

  8. avatar Jason says:

    But I don’t wanna kill the Great Satan.

  9. avatar Joseph says:

    This isn’t in any way funny… not because it would be politically incorrect to say otherwise but because it is seriously messed up. I genuinely feel sorry for that poor kid.

    1. avatar freeport56 says:

      It is the culture he lives in. What we would consider sociopathic behavior, is normal for them. These poor kids are brainwashed at an early age. In a few years this kid will either blow himself up on an Israeli street or be shot trying to blow himself up!

      1. avatar Tom says:

        …or try and kill off Americans.

  10. avatar freeport56 says:

    Future dead meat!

  11. avatar Tom says:

    Nits do grow into lice.

  12. avatar sharkley says:

    No dad I don’t wanna blow up infidels and collect 72 virgins I wanna watch blues clues

  13. avatar Ken fry says:

    But I wanted an AK!

  14. avatar Here Iam says:

    When I grow up I want to be a stain on the pavement, like dear old dad…

  15. avatar Guywithagun says:

    Allah Akbar!!!…… Boooooooooom!!!!

  16. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Of course I’m crying. I want a real gun, not one with the orange plastic tips!

  17. avatar Skyler says:

    What’s the big deal? I played with toy guns when I was a kid too.

    1. avatar Tom says:

      But…did you have an explosive vest, prayer beads, religous figure T-shirt, olive drab uniform, and a head scarf like he has?

      I had a toy M-14 and a WWII helmet liner. But…I did have a toy M2 .50 caliber machine gun with a tripod.

  18. avatar Mike S says:

    “Of course I muzzle-swept somebody! Dad, I’m a f***ing terrorist! Remember?!”

  19. avatar Aharon says:

    Is his vest a typical tactical combat one or a suicide vest that is designed to explode?

  20. avatar Chris says:

    YOU DAD! I learned it from watching you.

  21. avatar Aaron says:

    This is what gives Middle Eastern children such a complex – a martyr’s vest and an Infidel’s weapon.

    1. avatar Charlie says:

      M4s are trophies for them. Basically the toy AR says “I’ll pry one from an infidel’s cold dead hands.”

  22. avatar BrokenForks says:

    “I didn’t sign up for this shit!”

  23. avatar Whiskey Tango says:

    Kids, they blow up so fast.

    1. avatar pair-o-dee says:

      +1. That’s a good one. 🙂

    2. avatar Aharon says:

      Good play with words.

    3. avatar Adam says:

      Not only was that a great play on words but it was also a terrific pun!

    4. avatar jd says:

      winner winner

  24. avatar John says:

    Junior was not expecting Mattel to be acquired by MagPul.

    1. avatar Ben Eli says:

      Mattel used to make the pastic parts for m16’s in the 60’s and 70’s. They had the equipment for injection molding on a mass scale. GI were freaked out when they noticed their equipment was made by a toy maker.

  25. avatar Dan says:

    I may get flamed, but man this picture is disturbing. This is a picture of a toddler in Gaza or the west bank dressed up as a Hamas suicide bomber. It is the epitome of why young innocent children grow up hating and wanting to kills Jews. Jews die as a result of this type of indoctrination. These children grow up to become terrorist. There is nothing funny about it and nothing to caption. It is just offensive and sick, plain and simple and should come down.

    1. avatar psmcd says:

      He might just be tired, or most likely, he’s overwhelmed by a mean environment. Kids just want to have fun. They are always 100% victims. We grown-ups are supposed to see this meanness ain’t inflicted on them.
      But I would rather see this image and your response, than not. I hear what you’re saying but expect more/other views. How would I consider all this if it weren’t displayed here? Still, he might just be hot, tired and thirsty.

    2. avatar Dubya Bee says:

      This boy is too young to comprehend what’s going on, but it’s true that the Palestinians raise their children up with their highest goal to be martyrs. That’s a basic premise of the Qu’ran.

      “We will have peace with the Palestinians when they love their children more than they hate ours.” Golda Meir.

      1. avatar Dubya Bee says:

        Found the quote: “God is our objective; the Quran is our constitution, the Prophet is our leader; Jihad is our way; and death for the sake of God is the highest of our aspirations.” From the Muslim Brotherhood’s web page, per Wikipedia, but no longer available (but often repeated).

        1. avatar GS650G says:

          And the US military is accommodating that sake of God part for them.

    3. avatar Sanchanim says:

      Well I have seen what their fathers do first hand.
      People don’t believe me when I tell them that the kids play kill the Jew in kindergarten.

  26. avatar begemot says:

    Child abuse. Extremely poor taste.

  27. avatar woot says:


  28. avatar Michael B. says:

    This is unfortunately not funny at all and is quite tragic. I can’t find the potential humor in it.

    1. avatar Tarrou says:

      I can! Hell, any day religious psychopaths want to reduce their own gene pool is a good day by me.

      1. avatar Michael B. says:

        The problem is that he’s a child. If a Jihadi bomb maker blows himself up on accident I’ll be right there chuckling with you. They don’t do that often enough, however.

        This boy is innocent and having his mind filled with dangerous hogwash that may one day inspire him to kill himself and other people. Look at the look on his face. He’s quite clearly scared. This is child abuse and psychological terrorism.

  29. avatar jd says:

    future head of nato

  30. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    You SOB! Next year this will be real and you’ll be sorry!

  31. avatar Sanchanim says:

    NOT THE GREEN HEADBAND! I don’t wanna die!!!

  32. avatar NoDragonspeak says:

    Stranger danger .. Stranger danger .. !!!

    “.. but woe to the person on whose account or by whom the offence comes .. “

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      I thought the kid was just upset that his shoulder stock didn’t have a thing that goes up.

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Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    No flash photography, please.

  2. avatar GS650G says:

    C’mon Ma, let me shoot at the Revenuers for a while.

  3. avatar VA Pete says:

    Ok Billy-Bob, this is the part where you say “I do”…..

  4. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    is he the one ma?

  5. avatar Chuck says:

    I told you to stay away from my daughter Uncle Chester!

  6. avatar Mark says:

    “Make the negro dance some more mama! He’s funny!”

  7. avatar Ralph says:

    And so, boys and girls, that’s how little Billy Robinson learned how to shoot mistletoe from his aunt, Ma Barker.

  8. avatar Graybeard says:

    Billy Joe realizes he has just been out-shot by his sister Billie Jo.

    Now he has to do the dishes for the next month.

  9. avatar Gunmart Blog says:

    1. Vintage Sporting Rifle

    2. Here, hold my purse.

    3. Remote camera?

  10. avatar O.N. says:

    John Goodman as a child, robbing a Frito-Lay shipment.

  11. avatar Don says:

    “Good shot, now hit the left testicle.”

  12. avatar Davis says:

    “Now hol’ dat balloon real still…i dunt wunt to mees!”

  13. avatar Mike Lief says:

    It’s actually part of a series of photographs of the same woman — from the 1930s to the 1990s — at a carnival booth where your picture gets taken if you hit the bullseye. It’s interesting to see her age from teen to old woman, and it’s also rather odd that she went from kinda cute to frumpy in about 18 months.

    Here’s the full gallery: http://www.lensculture.com/kessels.html?thisPic=100

  14. avatar bob says:

    Hey sonny hold my purse and watch this $:ht right here

  15. avatar Tom says:

    Ain’t Revenuers fun to shoot! Shoot him again Ma….Please!

  16. avatar Bob H says:

    Billy and Buffy decide that mom’s new wife is pretty cool.

  17. avatar Stuart says:

    “I’ve had it with that damn dog!”

    “If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times – get off my lawn!”

    “Where’s Justin Bieber?!!?”

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