Weekend Photo Caption Contest-Win a Pair of Beretta Challenge Shooting Glasses

Last week’s winner was commenter Jessica. She’ll receive a box of Team Never Quit 9mm ammo. Enter the best caption for this photo by midnight Sunday and you’ll receive a pair of Challenge Shooting Glasses courtesy Beretta.


  1. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “Yeah, we’re really all dudes!!”

  2. avatar Joe R. says:

    Grandma got an 18 Gun Salute.

  3. avatar Ardent says:

    One wonders what caliber “Never Quite” 9mm ammo is? Variable diameter isn’t usually the best design for bullets.

    1. avatar CarlosT says:


  4. avatar rt66paul says:

    We are handling the “other” fun stick!

  5. avatar matt says:

    WHO needs to get back in the kitchen?

  6. avatar Bob says:

    Who you callin’ a gun bunny? ?

  7. avatar Trey says:

    “Alright ladies, that cheating bastard is in section E, row 6!”

  8. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    .380 and makarov, the “never quite 9mm” calibers.

  9. avatar Dave says:

    I guess you ladies would rather me shower elsewhere?

  10. avatar Daniel says:

    This is what a real college “safe space” looks like.

  11. avatar jwm says:

    The reason Godzilla prefers Japan to the US.

  12. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    while sighting in on the other teams vase, the men’s danish rifle team realized too late that their opponents were using shotguns.

    1. avatar Eric in Oregon says:

      that’s when they realized … they fucked up

  13. avatar James69 says:

    Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to war, and my fingers to fight. My goodness and my fortress… my high tower and my Deliverer. My shield, and he in whom I trust. Be not Thou far from me, O Lord.

  14. avatar ar15_dude says:

    Shooting beats marching any day!

  15. avatar Eric in Oregon says:

    Are we shootin’ people today?

  16. avatar JSW says:

    Wut? You want this trophy? Come on-make our day.

  17. avatar JSW says:

    Ya gotta be askin’ yourself, ‘Did they fire four shots? Or three?’

    Well, do ya feel lucky, punk?

  18. avatar Dave B. says:

    Ok ladies, if they vote no on Constitutional carry, squeeze those triggers…

  19. avatar Norincojay says:

    “Red Rover Red Rover I dare you to come over.”

  20. avatar Justin Case says:

    After clearing the field of both teams and the bleachers of sports fans, the Ladies Hearth & Home Bake Sale went on as planned.

  21. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    What do you mean the backstop’s behind us?

  22. avatar ed says:

    “target the pink hat’s with ears girls, they are the ones holding you back!”

  23. avatar That Jason says:

    Back in my day, only women got hip pointers.

  24. avatar Rebecca says:

    Alright you SOB. You got our sister pregnant and now you’re going to make it right. Understand?

  25. avatar Adam Selene says:

    President Woodrow Wilson’s secret team of elite female bodyguards?

  26. avatar DDay says:

    Who needs an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, we have the real thing.

  27. avatar CarlosT says:

    State U gets serious about sanctions for doping in their athletics program.

  28. avatar Jwestham2 says:

    No need for a scope to see that man meat.

  29. avatar Aaronw says:

    “The frumpy fashionista shooting team won many a prize, but could never fill a stadium”

  30. avatar Adam Selene says:

    Back when men where men and so were half the women.

  31. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Women, the way to get to aan’s heart is to out shoot him.

  32. avatar Roland says:

    Hillary’s firing squad for Benghazi.

  33. avatar JW says:

    Given the hilarious typo, ‘team never quite’ instead of ‘team never quit’ only one caption is possible:

    “Ladies of Team Never Quite win safe gun handling trophy.”

  34. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    This is my rifle.
    That is your gun.
    Now it is time to run boy, run!

  35. avatar cmac890 says:

    Hell hath no fury…

  36. avatar AAronW says:

    “You finally got to choose HOW, Mr. Gilmore. Now we get to choose WHO does it.”

  37. avatar Curtis in IL says:

    The ladies’ rifle team had trouble filling the stands before they adopted uniforms designed by Liberte Austin.

  38. avatar Jessica says:

    “Berlin, 1936: The ladies’ soccer team from Germany prepare to defend their trophy against the team from Brazil in the championship match.”

  39. avatar Robert T Foy says:

    Steady ladies; weight till you see the white of their eyes.

  40. avatar Josey Wales says:

    “”So you’re telling me pleasuring me is out of the question?”

  41. avatar Micah says:

    This is how moms used to demand action…

  42. avatar onezero says:

    Old School Feminists – No whining , complaining or need for safe places.

  43. avatar Roymond says:

    “Yes, women play rugby. Now clear the field, or we’ll also demonstrate another skill set.”

  44. avatar Racer88 says:

    “We’ve got yer ‘powder puff’ right here!”

  45. avatar Bob Ross says:

    His last request was to have a firing party and then have his ashes scattered over the football field a his alma mater.

  46. avatar bobby b says:

    Once the Arlen High School cheerleaders learned to dial in on the quarterbacks, Arlen never lost another game.

  47. ” The last guy that cat-called us is in this urn. Anything else you wanna say?”

  48. avatar rob says:

    “Female rifle class of 1903. Winning the hearts and minds one bullet at a time.”

  49. avatar Stusherman says:

    Well done, Ladies, and now for the next rapist!

  50. avatar Paul says:

    Their fashion designer is up against the wall.

  51. avatar G. Gill says:

    “Inspiration provided courtesy of Annie Oakley, Little Miss Sure-Shot.”

  52. avatar George D. Venable says:

    We told you NOT to use OUR bathroom !

  53. avatar Craig Moore says:

    Well, I guess you could say that our Cheer Leader Championship was awarded under duress.

  54. avatar Mitchell Wood says:

    Rape Whistles? Never heard of them.

  55. avatar navillus says:

    “Mike Bloomberg? Never heard of her.”

  56. avatar navillus says:

    “5.56? Why don’t you grow a pair and shoot .30-06 like us girls?”

  57. avatar Jabba The Gut says:

    Firing squad for sine wave.

  58. avatar Alfonso Alfredo Rodriguez says:

    Another victory for early feminism: guns and Bloomers but they will only give up the bloomers and keep the guns.

  59. avatar Chad says:

    Who you callin snowflake?

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